Hey, thanks for looking at this profile for some reason. I'm Ink Psycho, you're everyday psychotic nutjob. Err read whatever you like, I'm not the one to force free will.

Name:Kendra (nickname, Psycho. That's how I got the pen name.)

Gender: Girl if you're that clueless.

Hair color: Black.

Eye Color: Light blue.

(Just thinking of things as I go along here.)

Favourite colour: Don't really have one. Could either be crimson, ocean blue, sapphire blue, black-and-white, or deep purple. How's that for variation?

Favourite sport: Again, nothing specific. Basketball, tennis, netball, football, hockey, swimming. I think that's it.

Err what else should I put on here? I guess my sayings I guess, not like I'm not reading someone else' profile while writing this.

People say that somethings evil when it does bad things, I say somethings evil if they have a free will to not do something evil. Get the picture! Cause re reading this, I didn't understand anything.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you were trying to commit yourself on editing your account but gave up after adding only one thing to your favorite author and story, your really lazy, like me.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Hey read this guys!!

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Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle !!

37 Secrets about yourself.
Be honest no matter what.

1) have you ever been asked out?
Once. I'm actually happy.

2) where did you get your default picture?
Google Images

3) what's your middle name?
Kally

4) your current relationship status?
Not even trying to right now.

5) does your crush like you back?
Err, once I think.

6) what is your current mood?
Blank, Hollow.

7) what color of underwear are you wearing? Do I have to answer that?

8) what color shirt are you wearing?
Red

9) Missing something?
My T.V Remote.

10) if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
Using my bookshelf as a ladder to get a book. I don't think I need to go into detail for the rest.

11) if you must be an animal for one day, what?
Wolf

12) ever had a near death experience?
Yeah. Got knocked out on a cruise ship and fell into the Atlantic ocean. Hypothermia and drowning. Not at all fun.

13) something you do a lot?
Write, read, listen to music, play music, talking with my friends, kicking back, all sorts

14) the song stuck in your head?
What makes you beautiful -"One Direction"-

15) who did you copy and paste this from?
NitnatRide

16) name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
Some kid named David.

17) when was the last time you cried?
Nearly cried during... I forgot.

18) have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yeah. Kind of liked it, but my voice isn't good enough

19) if you could have one super power what would it be?
Controlling the Elements

20) what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Nice personality, manners, intelligence.

21) what do you order from starbucks?

Never go there.

22) what's your biggest secret?

Its a secret for crying out loud.

23) favorite color?

Depends what mood I'm in.

24) do you still watch kiddie shows?
Sometimes. Nothing specific though.

25) what are you?
A freak :D

26) do you speak any other language?
日本のビット (a bit of japanese).

27) what's your favorite smell?

Cedar wood.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Weird

29) have you ever kissed in the rain?
No. Kind of like to though.

30) what are you thinking about right now?
Nothing in particular

31) what should you be doing?
Sleeping.

32) who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
Me.

33) do you like working in the yard?
Not really.

34) if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Psycho.

35) do you act differently around the person you like ?
I hope not. I want to be as real to everyone as possible.

36) what is your natural hair color?
Seriously I just answered that a few seconds back.

37) who was the last person to make you cry?
I forgot.

35 Things to do when your in Walmart! - UPDATED-

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruff shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk".

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid

You know you live in 2011 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. ( I play it on my ipod!)

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Your friendly neighborhood psycho, Kendra