One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.

Sakura rides with an all girl gang of bikers called the Harpies in the city of NewDestruction where rival cyberpunk gangs made up of monsters like the Uchiha and Akatsuki chase her tail. With a taste for danger, sometimes Sakura runs too close to those monsters.

Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.

Wherein Sakura learns why growing up among sociopaths is ill-advised. UchiSaku. AU, most definitely. NEW CHAPTERS.

AU, Sakura, Roman daughter of an esteemed medic, is traveling to their new home away from Rome when disaster strikes and left on the brink she finds a kindred spirit in her rescuer, who might also be her downfall

Bulma is thrown for a loop when she discovers an unintended pregnancy. There is only one person she can lean on; someone who has adventured with her for years and will do anything to ensure her happiness. Goku/Bulma; dark themes

When Goku Son is unexpectedly enrolled in an expensive and selective boarding school after a sudden windfall he makes it his mission to unite in friendship an eclectic group with only their culture of excess in common. AU. B/V, G/CC, K/18

Meredith's history with David spanning decades and several models. How many times can the cycle repeat itself before a new life will truly be born? Eventual David x Vickers. AU.

[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.

AU. SasuSaku. In a desperate attempt to escape an unwanted marriage, poor peasant Sakura Haruno marries a convict bound for the gallows...not knowing that she just married the prince of their land. The scandalous prince that is.

Bad-boy Ichigo Kurosaki doesn't return Orihime's crush, so she goes after someone else: a harmless classmate named Sousuke Aizen. Little does she know what she's getting into. AU. Prequel to Triangle of Immortality. AiHime. Complete. Co-written with Sophia E. [Currently UNDER REVISION. Will be reposted later.]

We've all seen them. Fics putting the Naruto characters into different time periods, usually the modern day. Most of them are nothing more than yaoi wankfests or ripoffs of other anime based on life in high school. This one's a little different...

Sakura wonders if there is any part of her left he hasn't claimed. Madara x Sakura. Oneshot. Dub-con.

AU. In the urban decay of Konohagakure, an unwanted meeting finds Haruno Sakura tangled into the dangerous company of two criminals of the Akatsuki: one blond enigma and a man her friend wants to kill. Deidara x Sakura x Itachi

A collection of drabbles centered around the Millennium characters. Chapter 18. Zorin helps the Captain find his appetite.

Mozenrath challenges Jasmine to stop him from enacting a flawless plan. In the process she finds there can be much more at stake than everything. Revision complete.

Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.

A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.

Four years ago, she was Uchiha Sakura, wife to the most powerful ruler of Nippon-koku. Under the secrets and lies, the wheels start to turn again when she receives a call from a man that she thought to be dead.

It's 1948, and he's lost. Prussia-centric.

Complete! As a child, Sakura had a rather unfortunate meeting with Desire of the Endless. Now, she is the desire of half the village... the female half! Sakura/harem, duh! Actually, not really...

Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.

An heiress of the sacred sword, an avenger of a once great clan, a half-demon bound to a curse, and an exiled priest who has lost his eye to a sin recompensed.In darkest night of a thousand moons, when the most evil soul was brought to Earth,the four meet. ON HIATUS

World War II: Grimmjaw is an exhausted U.S. soldier, dragging his platoon through dirt, dead bodies, and despair. Ulquiorra is a detached German officer, efficient, obedient, and ready to serve his country. A piece of shrapnel brings the two together.

Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.

Ugly is the new beautiful, he tells her. Luigi/Amber

Itachi/Sakura. Once upon a time, there was a prince, and a princess. Except, the prince was near insane, the princess was emotionally unstable, and happily ever afters didn’t exist with them.

Sakura, Itachi and Madara are trapped in their van during a storm while traveling across Europe. With no cell service what madness will be born?"Let's play Truth or Dare!""I'm amazed you know that song still," she said, giving him a weird look. From Poll

Various Pairings. “It is to the credit of human nature that, except where its selfishness is brought into play, it loves more readily than it hates.” A collection of drabbles, oneshots, and vignettes. Crack pairings with an occasional touch of normalcy.

She was a doll passed from one master to another, will she find love in the arms of a red haired youth? SakuraSasori

Itachi, from beginning to end. Because S-class criminals are human, too. Complete; mentions of canon-compatible ItaSaku.

You have been warned.

When he took off her blindfold their love and hate clashed together, and the sharp line between trust and betrayal blurred; because trust is a double-edged sword, and sometimes betrayal is the only option that can change the world. ItaSaku

On a misadventure, Sakura finds herself with the most unlikely of companions. AU, set before Shippuden. Sasori x Sakura.

Konoha’s four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren’t they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:

Sakura thought she had survival figured out until she met Naruto and Sasuke. There’s more to them than she could ever begin to guess, and suddenly, everything she’s got in a world that redefines danger. — Cyberpunk AU

Once upon a time... the village fell in love with a lie.

Hospital beds, incubators filled with accidental children, glowing women cutting out grocery coupons, thirty-five thousand dollars, super sperm, and a shared afternoon. This is the price of life. Kakuzu and Sakura, and unashamed crack.

A lab experiment goes wrong, leaving Sakura a sex-crazed fiend. Determined to find a cure, she stalks the Akatsuki HQ looking for a way to alleviate her unexpected problem. Beware this plotless filth, oh innocent browser. Your life will never be the same.

What started out as a supposedly chance encounter turned into a rather disquieting experience at a resort, and then everything got turned upside down. Hidan and Sakura.

Aizen finally gets pissed with the incompetence of his Espada and sentences six of them to the worst fate possible: making them live in the human world. Total crack fic that contains spoilers through the current arc.

The myths of Molly Pitcher both intrigued and inspired Sakura Haruno. That explained a lot right now. It didn’t quite explain, however, why that strange Deidara person had come out of nowhere and started shooting at her with a very big gun. DeiSaku.

June, 1940. Two Mongolian villagers stumble upon a strange child from distant Tibet, who brings fresh air into their moribund lives. But a sudden attack by an obsessed Japanese officer begins an adventure for them all, through a China wracked by war. AU.

The ultimate Naruto vs. Sasuke story!

It came as a complete surprise to her when he told her one night in that blood-curdling serious tone and stony expression he rarely donned on, “Undress me.” /Honest to God GrimmHime/

ItaSaku She saved his life out of compassion, and he took advantage of her kind heart. Before she knew what was going on, he had bound her to him in a way she had never expected, and what scared her the most was that he was never going to let her go.

//AU//SasuSaku//CHAPTER 21// 'Of course I can't love you,' he hissed into the dark. 'I am the Avenger. I'm using you because you're a whore and a spy. I promised I would give you freedom... Nothing else.'

When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.

[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].

AU OOC “You are currently the recipient of all the pitiful glances of the haute ton. Unless you want to continue with your career, Miss Sakura, I highly suggest you consider what I will propose.” Officially on permanent hiatus.

Akatsuki Crack! The power goes out, and the only source of light is Itachi's light saber. He tells a scary story...and amazingly...it's true. Rated for language.

I mock them because I love them. Chapter 17 up: Zoro faces his strongest opponent yet, and speaks honestly from the heart.

What came, what went, what followed. In which Isaak considers his company.

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.

[A war is a natural human process and being a child of war, you always seem to be thinkin’ ‘bout it. Well, that is if that sort of thing matters to you.] Happy birthday Zoro and have a swell Armistice Day.

“If you are not Miss Haruno, then what is your name?” She was watching the gun with narrowed, analysing eyes, and he heard her curse as the beeping increased in frequency. Glancing up distractedly at his words, she replied evenly. Margaret. HidaSaku

Aizen's triumph is rather less triumphant than he expected.

Women forgive, but do not forget. Men forget, but do not forgive. Uzumaki Naruto can only forget so much. This Chapter: One week later, and a young Sarutobi. The Professor looks for a Demon to slay.

Based strongly around the 2003 film version, this story centers on a particular storyteller and one of her more provocative creations, the former Captain Hook. Revised version now complete.

.:SasoSaku, fluff, oneshot:. Wherein Sasori learns what it means to create something of beauty, and Sakura learns that good, evil, kindness, and cruelty do not follow social expectations.

Norribeth. JamesElizabeth. AU after CotBP. Scenes from a marriage.

[Itachi x Sakura] In a battle of deceit and control, Sakura comes on top the first time, but Itachi will not be played as the fool the next time around. Rated for possible upcoming mature themes.

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

Jack and Wuya have a lot of shared history.

One morning Sasuke wakes up and realizes a terrible truth about himself......is he emo? And if so, can he save himself? Rated T for language and mild themes...FINALLY COMPLETE!

Death Note, który wylądował u stóp Yagami Lighta nie był pierwszym, który dotknął powierzchni Ziemi. Shinigami mogliby o tym wiele opowiedzieć...

Sakura Haruno is kidnapped by the Akatsuki, mainly one in particular: Uchiha Itachi. How will her friends take all of this? Will they forget she existed? Or, like a ripple in a pond, will her abduction spiral out and effect others around her? Warning:Rape

Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!

If our beloved Phantom of the Opera characters had email access, it might look something like this..

Itachi is on the hunt. He is looking for a certain pink haired child and his murder and terror will not end until she is found. AU

[Jafar x Jasmine] In the royal court power games are nothing new, but Jafar finds an edge to Jasmine that is both annoying, and alluring.

Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235

James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .

Hyuga is a house with many rooms. A Neji & Hinata centered fic. Expect madness, love, sex, and murder. This is the story of two lives and as such the parings will change. NaruHina, NejiHina. COMPLETE. Part One of the Invictus Arc.

A tale of how true love triumphs over all. Actually, it's more a tale of blueberry waffles, foosball tables, and cherry lip gloss, but who am I to say? Read and Review!

[Oneshot] Sanji, am I lovely?

Deception. Seduction. Assassination. Espionage. It’s an intricate game, and the smallest misstep could mean death at best, civil war at worst. But don’t worry. They're kunoichi, and they're good at what they do. Tsunade.Sakura.Hinata.Tenten.Ino.Temari

Opowieść, która nie przedarła się przez cenzurę OZ i nigdy nie trafiła do podręczników historii. Schwytanie Maxwella, podejście drugie. Nieudane.

In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]

He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?

Hanabi's strange excuse for a childhood. One-sided HanabiHinata.

Doc works. Captain watches. An old gramophone plays. - Millennium ficlet -

A B/V. As if life couldn’t be worse for Bulma whose father claims she’s a boy. She’s also sent to a boys’ academy where she has the coolest guy for her roommate having only pills turning her to a boy for 5 hours. R+R

Here lies my one and only abandoned fic. Still up for sentimental reasons. Hey, it was my first!

Movieverse Rogue hits her head and wakes up in the comics...

A limey angst fic. Unconventional couple. Non-yaoi/yuri. Dorothy POV.