Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.

Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)

Loving oneself is one thing, being /in love/ with oneself is quite another. Mello, second chances and his narcissism./Mello/Mello told in a series of drabbles.

After Mello and Matt move in together... What does happen in that flat? Yaoi. Humour.

Zim and Dib figure out they are more than just enemies after a little incident...but now they have to keep their secret. What will happen when Gaz finds out? Let alone their dad!

L has a daughter. She wants to find out who Kira is. Oh, and who her father is too.

ON HIATUS TILL FURTHER NOTICE. SEE PROFILE FOR MORE INFO.

When Matt starts rhyming... well, it's a wonder Mello doesn't just shoot the prat where he stands. Homage to Dr. Seuss, with a very Matt-like twist... No really. Why doesn't Mello just shoot him already?

After watching a scary movie with Mello and Matt, Near can't sleep after the lights go out from a snowstorm and seeks comfort from his "brother" L. LxNear BONDFIC; no pairings.

Ask the Wammy boys L, Mello, Near, Matt the question that's been on your mind. Rated T for posable language.

This is a story of L's past from Watari's POV. Quilish Whammy has just buried his only son, Colin. Will this strange young boy, found injured in the woods save him from his sorrow and give him another chance at happiness?

Dib was constantly bullied at school, but one day things get to be too much for him to handle.

L Lawliet is kickin it at Whammy's for the entire month of October. WARNING: Rated T for cursing, fighting, hair-pulling, pop-culture bashing, numerous one-liners, drunk Near, and more dick jokes than you can shake a cock at. Very slight OOC-ness.

Just another 'How to annoy DN characters' to add to the rest of them here C: K because idk.

L left her eight years ago, telling her not to look for him. What if she accidentally stumbles upon him? LxOC

Nathan wants Kelly to come out for pizza. She isn’t so sure. TEXTFIC

“Light-kun, do you know the reason I do not like sleep?” A small chat in the middle of the night between L and Light. What can go wrong? If only he remembered. One-shot, Complete.

After an unfortunate event, Light moves into the Wammy's House. At just twelve years old, will he make friends, or enemies? Will he find love, or hate? Will he be free, or wish to escape?

CONTAINS ZADR. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Zim sneaks into Dib's room for a midnight snack. Get your brain out of the gutter.

Watari can't wait to go to KFC after receiving his paycheck, but when Mello and Near decide to steal his money and go to McDonald's instead, things get bad. LOL I wrote this for class and that's why it may seem odd. I had limited time to write so enjoy.

Caution: Author is not responsible for medical bills regarding the reviewers sanity. Just KIDDING LOL!111111! srsly it sucks dont read! lol