Hi there _

Like, some super fast facts 8D

:Age: Double digits _

:Name: Crunchy Roo

: Be scared, I am a white belt in karate 8} [lol]

:I CANNOT HANDLE SCARY CRAP

: Writing is a passion of mine {{{ smarticle side coming out }}}

Race: Mixed White/Asian. Be jelly ;)
Age: Nice try little kids.
Hair Color: Dark brown _
Eye Color: Brown.
Sexuality: Straight.

- Name: You can call me Crunchy or Roo …or whatever _
- Single or taken: Single
- Sex: Female.
-Sexuality: Straight
- Birthday: November 9th
- Sign: Scorpio a k a Freaking awesome.
- Hair color: Dark Brown.
- Eye color: Brown
- Height: Average, a bit on the tall side, surprisingly.
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S P E C I F I C S
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Garnier.
- What are you listening to right now?: Right now?
- Who is the last person that called you?:
- How many buddies are online right now?: Don’t know.

F A V O R I T E S
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- Animal: WHALES. FLAILS FOR WHALES.
- Fantasy Creature: Dragons. Common, yes. But Dragons rule.
- Color: Green. Red. RED.
- Drink: Chocolate Milk.
- Element: Water
- Food: gimme that chinese stuff. fool. I love Asian food, I hate Mexican food, I eat a lot, never gain weight. 82 pounds.
- Game: Pokemon and Call of Duty. I'm lame. FLAIL
- Movie: Hunger Games, Hurt Locker, The Hangover, The Dictator.
- Song: Too many D:-
- Subjects in school: Not freaking math. English or maybe Social Studies.
- T.V.: Adventure Time. Amazing World of Gumball, and yes, Dragon Riders of Berk :x.OMG GEORGE LOPEZ X_X
-Band: Coldplay, Fun. Maroon 5, _

H A V E Y O U E V E R
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- Smoked?: Never have, never will.
- Bungee jumped?: Soon, hopefully. I love heights.
- Made yourself throw up?: Ew. No. No thank you.
- Skinny dipped?: NEVER. Ahem, no..
- Ever been in love?: - No :3

Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Nah.
- Cried when someone died?: Yes
- Lied: WINK. Haven't we all ;]
- Fallen for your best friend?: n o.
- Used someone?: I've used my adorable little sister to convince my parents stuff xD But nothing besides that.
- Done something you regret?: O' Course.
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C U R R E N T
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- Clothes:
- Desktop picture: lol. Plain black.
- CD in player: Hunger..Games o3o?
- DVD in player: HUNGER GAMES X3
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L A S T P E R S O N
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- You touched: A pack of gum x)
- Hugged: My little brother _-

-You kissed: Nothing lol.
- You IMed: IM? IM O3O?
- Talk to online: N o b o d y. _
A R E Y O U- Understanding?: HAHAH. Sometimes. Depends.
- Open-minded?: I love solving those little mind puzzles, where there are pictures and you have to figure it out x3
- Arrogant?: When I succeed, I will be so arrogant and convinced that I excell at what I just did xD
- Insecure?: Sometimes.
- Random?: I am, ask my something seven o3o
- Hungry?: I EAT A LOT! But, I'm always skinny ._. Wah, I'm only 82 pounds.
- Smart?: Only in school xD ( Sometimes I’m not even smart in school -.-)
- Moody?: Never take my popcorn, or my blankets, I hate being without my blankets ;-; I feel so unprotected without em.
- Organized?: Wanna see my locker :3 aka NO.
- Shy?: NO! D: NEVER. I love flailing to people.
- Difficult?: Meeeeeeeh.
- Bored easily?: YES!
- Entertained easily?: Yes, I laugh at everything :x
- Obsessed?: With chocolate.
- Lazy?: - Uhuh, I am the procrastination queen.

Angry?: Nah, I’m pretty smooth.
- Happy?: Mostly, yup.
- Hyper?: Yes,
-Trusting?: Depends. I have a sixth sense, sort of _

R A N D O M-

- In the morning I: wince at the morning breath Dx
- Love is: Love hehe.
- I dream about: The randomest things .
- What do you notice first in the guy you're into: personality I guess :3D O Y O U E V E R
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- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: No o.O
- Wish you were a member of the opposite gender?: No…
- Wish you were younger?: Yep, thought life would be carefree like that forever, tear.
- Cry because someone said something to you?: Psshh. No.
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N U M B E R
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- Of times I have had my heart broken?: Never.
- Of Cd's I own: I just go on youtube xD like 1 or 2
- Of scars on my body: A few, I don’t know how the HECK they got there -.o
- Of bones I've broken – N o n e

M O R E LATER. _

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.- Super Metabolism here :3

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. -

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. -

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. – 8D We DO care

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. - Half a doodle here.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must be rude and dirty.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. - OMYGOSH... my Asian Mom is like.. You Get Yuur Grades my child O.O ? And I’m like, yeah

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. -

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.– Acting is fun :3

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. -

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. – I am a girl o.o

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. – NEWSFLASH. All girls do @_@

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. – Well, who wears what their brother or sister wants? O.o? Don’t we all wear what we want? x3

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. - ? I don’t know what this is :o

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy. – I love Call of Duty, Modern warfare 2 ;) That count?

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. – Procrastinator queen.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be messed up – Nah just awesome.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich. – I love shopping _

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister – Aeropostle, Hollister, and Abercrombie make up 99.9% of my wardrobe, but I don’t consider myself preppy :p

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist – Grammar dork x_x

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak – I AM the… most retarded person alive.

Welcome to Crunchy's Profile!

Welcome little Crunchers Name: Crunchy Roo
Age: XXXXXXX
Gender: Girl
Location: In a town, in a state, in America.

Hi random person who fell onto my profile. I’m Crunchy Roo, but you can call me… whatever you want, really. So, it all started by me tumbling around on the interwebs, and clicking a link. Reads a story, another, more and more. So yeah, my first fanfic I ever read was a Warrior Cats one. Which reminds me, I love Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson, The Red Pyramid, Warrior cats, and some other random books :3 I have these weird phases, sometimes I’m all joe-serious, and then I’m all crazy like a mother staple whale reward health- thing. Anyway, I love to roleplay, I have an account on Warrior Cats Rpg, WCRPG, and you can find me on there as Riceh.

I love writing stories, especially in the shower, when I’m so bored, or something, or trying to fall asleep. I am a Republican, and I do support Romney and Ryan, I love politics, and debating. I’m really super updated on current events, and I love watching Fox News. :3 I love the Hunger Games, and The Hangover, I love comedy movies. Oohh, yes, I love red. Best color ever. I am a grammar freak, and correct everybody else’s incorrect grammar [except mine x3] I am friends with {forgets name} uh, {thinks super hard} OH YEAH! Diamondpheonix12. I am skilled in gunnery, survival, and being awesome. I’m going to close this for now, simply because a life story will come out soon if I don’t shut up ._. B Y E !!

Site Stuff

-I like Fanfiction so far _-

Current Events

Someone near my neighborhood was murdered in a knife fight x_x 10/21/12