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I love The Mortal Instruments and The Infernal Devices and in this series I love Jace and Magnus, of course and Will and Jem, natually.

I also adore the Harry Potter series. I just wish that he'd joined Voldemort and therefore single-handedly initiated the anihilation and decimation of the Wizarding World. Well, can't always get want you want in life.

I HATE THE TWILIGHT SEIRES!!!!!!! GO DIE VERY PAINFULLY IN A HOLE TWILIGHT!!

anyway...

I have this unholy appreciation and skill with sarcasm. Seriously.

Here are some of my faves...

I think, and therefore we have nothing in common.

The trouble with life is that there's no background music.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. (So true.)

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm. (I live by this.)

I’m smiling. This should scare you.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. (Sounds like something I'd do.)

Sarcasm: A literary device for identifying the stupid. (Seriously. We use this constantly.)

I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

He has Van Gogh's ear for music.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. (Mark Twain)

I will defend, to your death, my right to my opinion. (Because I really can't be stuffed killing myself to prove my own point. Eugh, I hate martyrs.)

Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure. (Truly.)

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?

Thanks for visiting ;)

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