"Shut the fuck up." Craig growls at him, his voice rising. "What the fuck did I ever do to you, huh? What did I do to deserve all this shit from you? You weren't like this before. We were the best of fucking friends! Since kindergarten, Clyde! Kinder-fucking-garten! What did I do to make you hate me so much, huh? Tell me!" Cryde/Fade-in-fade-out Clybe/One-sided Creek/ K2

Clyde decides to finally do something about being the fattest kid next to Cartman. But things get out of hand, and of course, Craig notices Cryde - One Shot -

Craig hears about a glory hole at an adult bookstore and decides to check it out. Short and just a bit rushed. You've been warned.

There's a minor flaw in Cartman's long thought-out plan to seduce Stan; Kyle. When the Jew tags along, Cartman's forced to make a compromise that leads to his exclusion from the fun. SxK smut-love. One-shot.

Cartman believes he's a psychic, Kyle thinks he's full of it. To prove his abilities, he begins making predictions about Stan and Kyle's relationship. When they come true, Kyle has to rethink Cartmans predictions, and his relationship with Stan.