Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]

After Tenten's suicide, Tsunade realizes that Konoha deserves a better past and a better future. Sakura is sent to the past to save lives and change the path that led Konoha to where it is today. ItaSaku. Rated M for a reason. Currently being rewritten.

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

Reborn into the world of Harry Potter, Poppy Evans has only one goal; make sure she's not the only magical Evans alive by 1982. And maybe save that smug Potter while she's at it. Regulus Black didn't fit into the equation; he wasn't suppose to be so distracting.

Sakura awakens in the time of the founding of the Hidden Leaf, unknowing how she got there or how to get home, the only clue she has other than missing memories is visions of the Rabbit Goddess, Kaguya.

Uzumaki Naruto wakes up one day to find out that his life has been turned into a RPG game, thanks to his 'Gamer' ability. What should he do about this? Smart(er) Naruto. Elements of Romance Games included in later chapters, so possible upgrade to M later. NarutoxHarem. Now has a TVTropes page!

"It was an accident." That was what Zuko had said to his crew when he used an element he hadn't been meant to. He wasn't the Avatar. The Avatar was supposed to be in the Earth Kingdom, hidden by its walls. Unless the old Avatar had died long ago ... and had already been replaced fifteen years ago. AU.

Being reborn into a Japanese story was bad enough. Being reborn as the twin sister to a certain notorious mass murderer, was another thing entirely. Told in a series of drabbles. (Warning: Mild incest themes) LightxOC

At the end of the Fourth Great Ninja War, Sakura takes an unexpected trip into the time of Konoha's Founding.

Konoha has fallen to Danzo, and Sakura has fled far away...right into the arms of the Akatsuki. Who would have thought that life as a missing nin could be so liberating? SakuraxAkatsuki, polyandry, rating for explicit sexual situations and language, as well as violence. Badass!Sakura. Smut, adventure, and a mostly-realistic reverse harem. Minor OC. EDIT UP: January 16, 2018

Response to DZ2's 'Harry, the Twice-Blessed Half-blood' challenge. Fem!Harry. Herakles Potter knew she was odd. Exactly how odd turned out to be far odder than she originally thought.

Lainien is a wanderer, forced from her home in Mirkwood to live in solitude. Armed with unique skills, she happens upon a mortal woman and her infant son, to whom she pledges her allegiance. She finds herself living in Imladris as guardian and protector of the Heir of Isildur, surrounded by curious and wary elves, including the Prince of the Woodland Realm. Eventual Legolas/OC.

Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.

It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.

Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.

That day, before Katniss could even take a breath, I surged forward, shoving everyone out of my way and threw myself at Prim, shouting out the four words that saved me and damned me at the same time. "I volunteer as tribute!" *Rated T for language and violence. Rating may change later on.* OCx? UA

'Some girls are sweeter, others have a tinge of bitterness, it is as if I can smell their souls. Their experiences and relationships are painted in warm, sour crimson.' Emilia Jones harbors perhaps the only weapon that can unite the worlds two most powerful mutants. Too bad it comes with morning sickness. C/OC/E. First class.

A seven year old amnesiac awoke in a stream, being rescued by two brothers. MadaraxSakura

Naruto of the Mokuton; heir to the Senju; natural powerhouse; charismatic leader, and Sasuke of the Sharingan; Uchiha survivor; prodigy; genius. Brothers in all but blood, the 'Unbeatable Duo.' Sometimes, all it takes is a single light to bring you out of the darkness. Finding support in each other, these two will take the Elemental Countries by storm! Good!Sasuke! Naru/Ino later

She's not prepared for this. She works in customer service. She's no therapist and certainly doesn't know how to deal with PTSD and a wall of guilt. But when a ghost turns up in her apartment with a metal arm looking for his past, she can't turn him away. The path to healing and redemption is never smooth. [REUPLOADED/TAD BIT REWRITTEN/UPDATED THAT SORT OF THING]

It was obvious what she had to do; when she saw him in trouble the only logical thing to do was save him. Now that she has, however, it has changed quite a few things in Konoha… along with her love life. SakuraXxHayate

"A book?" She asked, taking the item out of the bag. "'The Narrative of John Smith'. Huh, I thought you didn't like literature, Doctor." "This book's different." "How so?" "…It just is." Reid/OC.

Harry/Many - He fought so hard to free them all, he lost everything, and how did they reward him? They threw him away, he would change everything, he would save everyone he loved and leave the rest of them to rot. Rating for the future.Slash.

What if you woke up to a role so completely unfitting and with a future already made? With a contrasting mindset, knowledge in a convoluted mess and ambitions steered a different direction, this only completed the odd assembly that was the new Haruno Sakura. Welcome to her life. OC Self Insert.

She couldn't remember if she was a little girl, a grown woman, or some kind of wild beast. All she wants is what everyone wants- a purpose, a reason to be. The day she meets the man who embodies the ocean, is the day she chooses the path she will take in this life. Because it wasn't about her. Maybe it never was. Gen. SI/OC

Reincarnation was something that I'd never believed in. It was just a stupid theory created by people afraid to die. Or at least it was, until I woke up one day in the most cliché of ways-with the famous Toad Sage as my father and the memories of an anime show in my mind. Only I didn't want this life, and so I did the only thing I could think of. I forgot it. All of it. (ABANDONED)

When I reincarnated in the world of Naruto, I was lucky enough to live in Konoha but not lucky enough to get all the superpowers you could hope for. I failed my jounin-sensei test and ended up in the Genin Corps. Bye bye jounin rank but, considering it also meant avoiding the battlefield, that's fine with me. Now I just had to get a position allowing me to change History...

I was never a fan of irony, even more so after died. I should be pretty happy that I was given a second chance at life, except guess who's still irony's b*tch? Yo. My name is Akimichi Chōko and I just wanna live... SI OC [Cover Art: skyfloe]

"I don't understand father?" She said with a puzzled brow. "Baratheon is to marry one of the Tully girls." Cersei felt such anger toward her father. "What am I to make of this father?" "You are to marry Eddard Stark, Lord of Winterfell."

Asking Kakashi for training before the third round of the Chunin Exams. Naruto determined to Beat Neji after he told him Hinata's feelings towards him. Unaware to Naruto his destiny changed to be a greater Sennin then ever before. Bloodline Naruto.

In a barren land incapable of sustaining life, a Miko, whose most basic and most principal of powers is to give and nurture life, must seem divine in nature. It's not simple Mokuton, said Sunagakure village elders, Mokuton only affects wood and cannot give life to dead crops. It definitely does not resurrect a village on the brink of historic financial depression either.

A what-if story with Robert Baratheon and Cersei's Trueborn Son, Anduin. Pairings being considered.

Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem

Harry Potter in a new way. A young Harry, raised in an orphanage feels strange in his own body. The caretakers realize this, and help him to remedy this. Trans.Harry, probable homosexual situations, possible lemons. Rated M for mature content, don't like, don't read. No pairing as of yet, please read and review. As of now, I'm putting this story up for adoption. PM for details.

First waking up in the body of a character in Naruto, then meeting their inner personality was never a good thing. Follow Kazumi Yukimura as she lives her life as Sakura, trying to redo past mistakes and save people's lives. Will she ever get her body back? Will she want to go back? Will Inner ever stop drooling over boys? Find out in this humorous story! Sakuxmulti, Saku-centric.

Sixteen-year old Tsukino Miu has been living in Konoha for six months since the death of her parents. When she finds a beaten and bruised four-year old Naruto, she decides to take care of him and eventually train him. But it won't be easy as the council and other problems keep getting in the way. KakashixOC, Eventually NaruHina, AU

Sandaime Hokage, Sarutobi Hiruzen has a secret he had been keeping for a time now and Naruto found it by accident. A tale of beginnings and chances given… fem!Naruto. AU

This is a story about an Agent making her way through the ranks in SHIELD. That's it. That's what it's about.

After Aubrey gets settled with the team, the new FBI multi-profession psychologist joins the team for better or worse. Aubrey/OC

It's easier to break than mend. And so, for everything she learned to heal, Sakura learned a thousand times to end.

... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.

Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.

"At least the other clan kids of the series had something to protect themselves with practically from birth. Sakura was blessed with the oh so helpful gift of a larger than average forehead." The remedy is often worse than the disease it cures. I refused to be that remedy. OC-insert as Sakura Semi-AU

Izumo Kamizuki is a good chunin. If you need someone to guard Konoha's gates, he's your guy. If you need someone to go back in time to save the world from a Rinne Sharingan-wielding Rabbit Goddess… he'd probably refer you to someone higher up, like Kakashi or Naruto. Regardless, the entire world has gone to hell and apparently he's the only one left to do the job.

In which Haruhi moves to a new neighborhood before middle-school, meets a shy redhead in the park who she then befriends. Kasanoda Ritsu in turn is surprised she is a girl after the first meeting and wonders how he could have missed it. Basically, Haruhi comes into contact with the Yakuza at a young age, and all shall dread the days to come.

It's been said that when you die you'll see your past, present, and your supposed future. Well no one said anything about seeing my sorry ass in a finished manga. Seriously this sucks. Self-Insert/OC. No pairings at the moment.

A psychiatrist is reborn—and promptly diagnoses the Naruto world as clinically insane. [OC-Insert]

Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-

In a death dyed with red, I was reborn. In recalled memories, I discovered a means for survival. [SI-OC!Kushina]

The Fourth Shinobi World War had gone badly. After ten years, the allies' army is decimated and on the verge of defeat. Left with little other choice, Naruto and Hinata are sent back in time using an untested jutsu. Once there, they must use their abilities and knowledge to make sure that their dark future never comes to pass. Time Travel. NarutoXHinata.

In which Hermione attempts a time-travelling ritual without due preparation and Harry happily goes along for the ride, and both have to cope with living their best friend's life.

Evangeline Potter is used to damning the Potter Luck. This time though, she's beginning to see just why no Potter ever went to a Curse Breaker about the issue. Bucky Barnes is certainly not about to start complaining. Fem!Harry/Bucky. Don't own.

It all started with curiosity getting the better of a civilian girl when she decided to say "hello" to the most hated child in Konoha. (This is probably going to turn into a crack fic lol).

Reincarnation. In an anime. As a blind Uchiha. You've gotta be kidding me. [OC-Insert]

The Winter soldier has never known kindness from anyone. When he starts receiving it from the new doctor brought to Hydra against her will, it resonates in him. Even after being wiped, he remembers her face, that she is a friend, she is good. He will protect her, not because he's ordered to, but because he wants to. His heart and head aren't as heavy when she's around.

Katia's finally on her first SHIELD mission; peacekeeping in Sokovia. When she learns that her team is Hydra, she tries to free their human experiments, only to become one herself. Pietro/OC

Inspired by Reading the Future: Naruto's True Nindo. . . The future is not set in stone. Every action has a reaction. The people of the past have a chance to change things- hopefully, for the better. Join Team Minato, The Slug and Toad Sannin, and the parents that started it all! Hopefully, a different kind of Naruto! TEMPORARY HIATUS

[Act I] "oh, apollo loved cassandra and for that, troy burned. the gods play their games; mortals pay their price." He was made of fire and empires that bled revolutions crowned with gold. She was a constellation of ash and vanished memories that was shrouded in insanity. Embers spark in the dead of night, a silent scream of exaltation and regret. [Minho/OC]

Tony has a kid. Well... sort of. They're family, anyway. The problem is, he only sees the kid half the time... so obviously, he needs to make the most of what time he has.

"So here's the thing: I don't even know if I died, okay? ... All I knew was that when I was booted up and the world flickered on around me, something compelled me to speak. 'Good evening, Boss.'" In which a girl is FRIDAY, Tony Stark is a mess, home is what you make, and a whole lot of minor characters and obscure references are used. [A short SI!FRIDAY fic]

The next time Hinata wakes up after her battle with Pein, she is in the body of a newborn. Seth/Hinata/Embry

When Hashirama died, he thought he will enjoy afterlife, until Shinigami kicked his butt to the living realm with a task to look after Kyuubi's Jinchuuriki. Naruto on the other hand, was praying desperately for the ghost to leave her alone. FemNaru!

Whether it is a lost brother, or a dead lover, when you lose someone important to you, it is difficult to open your heart again to someone else. This is what made the thief and the king alike most of all, if only they would realize it. OC/Thranduil. Hobbit timeline. Rated M for safety. OC/Thorin Friendship.

When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1976, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter, 1976

Holly Kirkland has never been "normal," nor does she care to be. All she wants is to live her life. When being arrested leads her to the people who will allow that to happen, how can she stay away? She supposes everyone at the Jeffersonian's alright and so long as she doesn't have a gun, Booth doesn't mind. Rated M for language, violence, possible triggers, and references to sex.

Approved spin off story of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin from Whispering Darkness. Kakashi may now have to live the life of a missing nin but that didn't mean that he couldn't have fun did it? ...though there are a few things that he really hadn't anticipated.

Lovisa was hired to work in the Avengers Tower with Tony Stark, but it's a lot harder than she'd expected. After all, what do you do when a quick mutant seems to keep insist on running into you? (After Age of Ultron, Pietro didn't die. Pietro/OC)

Kakashi doesn't understand his genin team. (He hopes he never will.) Featuring: strip poker, deceptive puddles, several books, two conspiracies, and no ducks.

In another world, a certain letter never managed to make its way into the hands of a certain then-Lt. Colonel. In this world, a certain Elric brother never joined the military, but still managed to change just as many lives. How will things turn out after this new change of events, with the same people, different relations, and whole new perspectives?

When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.

I wasn't some ditzy prepubescent fan girl whining over an Uchiha, or interested in cozying up with the blond brat. I was a boxer, a guy who liked a cold one and played in snooker tournaments, who briefly got stuck watching some anime with my friend's little girl. Couple months later, I miss my step and become KIA. Guess where I get reborn? Wait, where the hell did my dick go!

Natasha Romanoff finds herself in the middle of the zombie apocalypse. After saving Merle from the rooftop, she begins the mission to return him to his brother. Eventual RickxNatasha

I hoisted Gaara up off of the ground impatiently and knelt down to his eye level "Next time someone picks on you, don't get emotional and lash out at them, come and get me and I'll handle it for you, got it?" I asked. He sniffled a bit, then grabbed my sleeve in a death grip and nodded silently. I ruffled his hair "Good, now let's get outta here before Yashamaru throws a hissy fit"

Unwillingly forced to serve as a human trial for a crazy alchemist experimenting with time travel, Edward Elric finds himself standing across from Truth in the moment it takes his leg from him. Armed with the knowledge of what's to come, Ed sets out to fix every mistake he ever made and save every life they ever lost, no matter the cost.

Eve St. James AKA Seraphim conducts missions as a communication's specialist within the newly rebuilt SHIELD. Her main objective: Captain Steve Rogers. Captain Rogers wants nothing more than to meet the woman who has been with him since he was woken from the ice and outstanding circumstances throw them together. Can they trust one another? Is this love, Captain? Cap/OC Slight AU

AU: When he died to end the war, Senju Tobirama didn't have any regrets. As he closed his eyes, finally succumbing to his multiple injuries, the Nidaime Hokage was happy... But Fate just loved to mess with him. Forty years later, Senju Tobirama opened his eyes once more. (fem!Naru[Nagisa],reborn!Tobirama,NagiTobi)

4 years after DOFP: Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters is up and running. Harper Pierce is a plain Jane human working as the schools doctor and has always felt more excepted into the mutant community than into her own. Harper has all but devoted her life to helping the mutants but that is threatened with the unexpected arrival of a certain man who despises all humans.

Her husband killed and her children taken away from her, Ginny Weasley embraces death. But, instead of reaching the sweet embrace of heaven, she finds herself in a world just as broken and coldhearted. She's tired of witnessing death, so when Gregor Cleange goes to eliminate Rheagar's legacy, she begins her demolition of the Lannisters and the legend of the Witch Queen. AU

When someone dies and is reborn, especially reborn into a fictional world, one would assume that their first reaction would be to change the world around them to their liking. I'm here to tell you that what I did was, in fact, the exact opposite. I'm the girl who went out of her way to change absolutely nothing. Why? Because fate chose wrong. I'm not a hero. SI

Desperate mothers will do anything to protect their children, even sign them up to become child soldiers. SI/ third war era AU.

"Mint is extremely invasive. Mint grows and survives, even when starved and poisoned. Better not to plant it at all." Second SI/OC quick fic, inspired by "Catch Your Breath" and "Forethought."

Team 7 didn't pass the bell test. It was the best thing that ever happened to Naruto.

Sakumo would have never guessed that his mission would have come to a failure until a blond woman appears out of nowhere, inevitably saving Sakumo, his comrades, and Konoha in the process. Preventing a huge misconception, based on Sakumo, how will this blond woman change Konoha's destiny? FemNaru/Sakumo. Time Travel fic.

UP FOR ADOPTION The Uzumaki had been the favored of the God Inari and now the gifts have re-awakened in Naruto. Watch as becomes a legend, changing into something decidedly more foxy. Yaoi!Harem, Uke/Seme!Naruto. First chapter dedicated to warnings

Naruto Uzumaki is the saviour, the prophecy child. If there is one body you don't want to get shoved into, it's that one. Suddenly female or not. And as the gods would have it, that's exactly where I ended up. In the body of a blonde, whiskered female child with a mountain of expectations pressing down on me. Brilliant. Self Insert. FemNaruto

They were the clan everyone avoided, for a good reason. But Hashirama wasn't like other people and Karma ended up tangling in the ninja world revolution anyway. What he didn't know was that she knew the script of the story. OC Self-insert

Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

Naruto woke up to a black-haired, green-eyed toddler sitting on his chest. The accompanying letter claimed that the kid was family. What other choice did he have but to take the child in? Fifteen year old genin, saddled with a kid, and still a virgin. Ero-Sennin was never going to let him live this down. A Naruto adopts Harry story.

The cost of war was unavoidable. The fisherman village could barely sustain itself, and so she was sold to a mercenary clan. Watch how Hanako struggled to not only find her place, but also survive the power struggle within the Senju clan. Pre-Konoha, slight AU, TobiramaxOC. Rated M just to be safe.

Sequel to Walking Proof that Karma's Important. Set after the War. 27 year old Physicist Leigh Stanton finds herself in Gondor, and must rely on the help of Rose to find a way home, or accept her new life. Eomer/OC.

Issy is a normal girl, a huge fan of supernatural and all alone. She's soon faced with a choice, help an angel and get a chance of bringing her sister back? Or stay home, in her universe, where it's safe and normal. Obviously- Who wouldn't say yes to the chance of meeting the Winchesters? But she isn't an idiot. She's not just going to let someone possess her without consideration

Response to the challenge by NarrAndHarrHaremFan: Reborn A Nara. Naruto, after dying when fighting Pein finds himself facing the chance to relive his life... as a video game... and as Shikamaru. With newly gained Nara Intelligence he will set out to change the future. Just as soon as he figures out all the differences between his old world and his new one. Harem, No Bashing, Gamer

ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..

Obito became the Jūbi Jinchuuriki and consequently got smacked to oblivion and back, with words and Naruto's fists. He died protecting the hailed boy of prophecy and his bonds, a smile on his face as he went to join Rin and Minato in the afterlife. But things didn't go as expected, and it seems that life has more plans for him… Time-travel.

When in Middle Earth, do as the Middle-Earthlings do: Sakura finds herself in the midst of Middle Earth, immersed in a war she has no part in, saving a world and people she doesn't know, and why? Because Naruto would be disappointed in her if she ever got back and told him she hadn't...

A private is sent to spy on Mustang's command from Central, but someone really should have told him what he was getting himself into. This insanity was *not* what he signed on for. For FMA Day 2015.

Jiraiya makes an unlikely friend during his travels, and she causes some interesting reactions within the village. Fem!Harry, Reincarnated. THERE WILL BE NO JIRAIYAxFEM!HARRY ROMANCE. Rated M for later and language. Vote for pairing. No poll, do it in reviews.

Namikaze Minato was a genius. Everyone knew this. So when he said he had found a way for them to find out the future, they believed him with minimal doubt. That was how our favourite fishcake(MAELSTROM!) and his wife ended up in the past. T for mention of killing all Uchihas

Read as the cast of PJO continue following our favorite blond ninja! Post-BOO characters.

[OC/Somewhat-SI-fic.] A small, young village girl catches the eye of Maito Gai as he completes a low-rank mission in a secluded Fire-country village... What is it about her that reminds him of a certain porn-reading, perpetually late, legendary silver-haired man in Konoha?

If Natsu is conscious and able, he is always the one to set the campfire. No exceptions.

AU. Years of being bullied for his smarts left him dreading when people figured out he was a genius. What better way to throw them off then by acting stupid? Enter: Dumb Blond Spencer Reid. RE-EDITED.

An early-morning conversation leads to an early-morning gift.

Fae was a normal boy with a normal life. For the most part. And then he died. Normally one would expect to go to purgatory after death. But not Fae. No, he had the pleasure of being tossed in a world he recognized; a world of ninjas and mayhem. So he decided that he'd make the best of it and help them out. Of course, things don't always go exactly as planned.

How would the Naruto and Harry Potter worlds change if Harry was raised the traditional Hatake way?

Time Travel AU. Sakura has come back to do good deeds and fix some shit. Not posted in chronological order.

Yuuki begins to realize that Kirito is quite a bit more than he appears to be. His skill with a blade is so inconsistent that she realizes he must be holding back. This is a story where she confronts him about holding back, and how he and his friends react to her request that he fight her with everything he's got. Fits somewhere in the Mother's Rosario arc. Oneshot.

Sasuke is kidnapped, Naruto is the kidnapper, and Sakura is their amazing getaway driver who demands more credit. But, inexplicably, they're still friends. Somehow. [Modern!AU] [Pointless Fluff-ish One-shot] [Team 7 Banter] [Companion to 'Mealtime Chatter']

Sakura's the loan shark of your nightmares, Naruto's a therapist with a cult, and Sasuke is the snobbiest of snobs who lets them know it. But, inexplicably, they're still friends. Somehow. [Modern!AU] [Pointless Fluff-ish One-shot] [Team 7 Banter]

He may be a supposedly dead missing-nin but he was raised a gentlemen, helping the crying pink haired girl was just proof of that...too bad he got attached to her smile afterwards. -Starts during the wave arc- (Update: pending Rewrite 27/5/18)

They were heroes, but it was not confirmed if they had any powers. They never took off their helmets and never spoke. They always appeared on their motorcycles and always departed after a battle in the same fashion, before anyone can hope to approach them. But that wasn't the strangest thing about them. There was one thing even more odd; they protected the mutants.

Diana Young was a simple young nurse who just moved to Privet Drive. She's always had dreams of another life, but she never thought that she would get involved with a boy who was just a fictional character in those dreams. She never thought that she would get mistaken as the first Muggle Seer because of said involvement with the aforementioned fictional boy and her dreams.

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

At a young age Naruto meets Yuuki, an old woman who lived in the same apartment building, and she changes his life... This was adopted from Faust VII.

There were just some things a witch shouldn't do, especially if you're the savior of the Wizarding world. Like getting drunk, semi-kidnapping your godchild, become queen of the goblins after winning a drunken brawl with the previous king in a foreign world and not remembering any of it the next day. Harry swears she'll never drink again. Sort of.

Perhaps, Ed reasoned, they had been a little too hard on Hughes. Meanwhile, Mustang and Al fear Ed may have been possessed by a dead friend. [ Implied EdWin ] [ Now a twoshot! ]

Naruto's been able to see ghosts since the end of the war. Or more accurately, just the one ghost. Uchiha Itachi's shade just won't leave her alone. And worse, he's growing on her. Eventual ItachixNaruto FemNaruto

The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.

Magic is about intent; so when Harry unconsciously starts pouring magic in to his cooking, he creates something magical no one can resist. At 16, despite being the owner of a 5 star restaurant, his life is normal…until Tony Stark appears with his band of misfits and refuses to leave. Gods, magic, prophecies, bonds, Harry's life will never be the same ever again. SLASH.

The summer is a completely normal one for Harry Potter, if you overlook the tiny fact that Voldemort is back, and that an Agent shows up at Privet Drive to turn everything he knows on its head. Before long Harry is on the other side of the earth, smack in the middle of an upcoming war involving beings from different realms. He'll be fighting beside his uncle - against his father.

At the tender age of two and a half, little Harry's magic whisks him away from the Dursleys to the Hidden Countries where he is found and adopted by a shinobi clan of Konoha. Main Pairing: Harry (Satoshi)/Takigakure's Fu (host to the Nanabi).

Fili has heard the whispers, between his uncle and his men. There's going to be a quest, a quest to reclaim Erebor and he wants in. The warrior witch he meets in his dreams doesn't seem to think it's a good idea for him to go though. At least, not alone. Eventual Fili x FemHarry

Two women have died and suddenly found themselves in the Naruto world. Not only that, but they also seem to have somehow possessed Hidan and Kakuzu's bodies. Basically, they are them now. They should never have gotten on that cruise ship. Really, the fact that it was being called the 2nd Titanic was a bit of a clue. Oh, well. They're there now, so why not change a few things? OC In

Hashirama Senju couldn't help but be confused, annoyed and drawn to Miss Potter, the first official citizen of Konoha, and technically the owner of Konoha as per the name on the land deed. Fem!Harry Metamorphagus!Harry

Team Seven is given a very different teacher, and of course, he has a very different approach to teaching. This in turn will turn them into very different shinobi. Don't own. Complete.

They say that the beat of a butterflies wings can start a hurricane. She was no butterfly, she was trapped on the ground, never able to take off. Until fate threw a wrench in her well planned future. Now a leaf, tossed in the wind, might draw the eyes of those in this new life. The question is, is that a good thing? SI, reincarnation, you know the drill. HIATUS.

ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?

Loki is the shadow, the spare that no one looks fondly on. Thor is the favored one as we all know. Or is he? Loki through the eyes of others. Written for the norsekink challenge. No romance.

In which the goal post incident doesn't happen quite like it could have. Why? Well, meet Spencer Reid with some tricks up his sleeve.

"What if" a boy was out late and witnessed a group of Sekirei being released. Follow Noroi Williams as he stumbles through the Sekirei Plan. OC X Sekirei Harem. I will mostly leave the pairings alone, although there are a few I will mess with. Enjoy.

"Well, f*ck," was my very first thought. And maybe a few other curse words. Rated M for language. Self-insert OC. HIATUS

Hokage-it was Naruto's dream, just as Sasuke was his promise. And for a short, glorious time, he had them both. But when tragedy strikes, it is Sakura who must continue to bear the reality of the dream: endless paperwork, bickering Kage, and political factions.

The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.

Because every ninja comes from somewhere. Lacking a presence in any ninja village, the Haruno are a clan just the same. Beholden to the traditions of her family, Sakura is changed, as are Team Seven's dynamics. What will become of them?

How the story of Percy Jackson would change if he was a girl and the reincarnation of a kunoichi who was killed by her best friend and brother? What if she still had all her memories, abilities and the demon fox stuck in her gut? FemNaru.

What if Sirius had the other two-way mirror on him when he died and Harry found that he was able to talk to his godfather and parents though it? Not to mention, meet all those others who went before? "Sirius Black? Sirius Black!" "Pads, is that your pocket talking to you?" "I dunno, but it sounds like...no way, it couldn't have been there the whole time...Harry!"

AU, post-Kakashi Gaiden, pre-Naruto, TWO-SHOT. A very young Naruto exploits a loophole and makes a flawed assumption. His mother is dismayed. His father thinks its hysterical. Read, review, and enjoy!

The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.

Fem!Naru Minato tells Kushina to flee to Suna, if something were to go wrong in Konoha after his death. Because of this, somehow Naruto is raised in the Sand. The result is the creation of Team BAMF, an awkward Kazekage, and the world at large being driven insane. "You're the Desert Prince? You look like a girl." "I am a girl." "...Oh."

[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE, Sequel to The Eyes Have It] Thanks to certain efforts by certain people towards sewing discord and uncertainty amongst the other nations, inter-village politics convene in the Land of Iron months earlier than they might have without 'help'. Team Eight, against all odds, is dispatched as part of Konoha's contingent.

Because collecting tailed beasts and sealing them in a large statue for some crazy guy bent on world domination is not a lucrative business scheme. Drabble Fics.

After Maeve's death, Dr. Spencer Reid meets Teagan Wellers, a music therapist living in Fredericksburg, VA. What happens to the couple after a stalker makes himself known and turns Teagan's life upside down? Rated T for language and mild scenes. Set in Season 9. WINNER OF 2014 PROFILER'S CHOICE AWARD FOR BEST OC-DRIVEN!

Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year

Hadrian was picked up by a Mafia Boss as their hacker and courier when he was tossed out by the Dursleys. A different Harry Potter enters Hogwarts. [Gang!Harry, Hacker!Harry, Courier!Harry, Smart!Harry, Slytherin!Harry, OCs, slight references/crossover mentions, no pairing unless convinced otherwise -even then it would be slash unless also convinced otherwise][Scrapbook of scenes]

Harry winds up in Japan and lives a completely different life from the one Dumbledore planned for him. He returns to England and ... you need to read to find out.

What if Deidara had a little sister? What if he loved her like he loved his art? What if she was like her brother? and even had the hand mouths? Well, this is a story about her. Her name is Emiko. Emiko is a explosion happy girl, and often refered to by her big brother, little bomber. Deidara was her everything, until that is he sent her Konoha. And the fun began. (Hitaius)

Yuko isn't pure blood Uchiha. She was always treated like an outsider. However Madara's wife choose Yuko to be her personal guard. A new bonds start to grow between Yuko and Izuna. How close they can become if this love is forbbiden? IzunaXOC slightly MadaraXOC WARNINGS: some adult situations, rated M for reason.

Time-Travel fic. She appeared out of nowhere, protected by the chakra of a fallen Uzumaki. Uzumaki Mito named her Takara as she was once treasured by an Uzumaki. Takara, who would become her dearest friend. Takara, who claims to remember nothing. Takara, who will change the shinobi world for the Uzumaki who treasured her. Takara with her pink hair and green eyes.

The Naturals Election is over. With Satsuki away and the rest of the Student Council expelled and left Starless by clerical error, Honnōji Academy has descended into chaos. Can the newly-formed Elite Five (it's even worse than it sounds) save the day in the face of superpowered perverts, unstoppable war machines and the fact that they are following Inumuta's craziest plan yet?

Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.

She has more in common with the Hyuuga heiress than she originally thought.

Revised version of His Treasure. He knew she would change everything though he wished he could have warned her. She was Sakura, his most treasured person, and she would change the world.

Tsunade entered Middle-earth and was diminished for it. That still did not stop her from helping the Fellowship.

You know what's hard? Living. Especially living in a world where children fight to the death and compassion is nothing more than a dream. A girl just wants to get away from it all even if it means dragging two said children along with her. Inspired by Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen.

"I could dirty talk you under the table." Suigetsu and Ino. Torture and Interrogation, obviously.

Vivian Bell thought her biggest disappointment among her repertoire of disappointments was that she didn't get to live the life she wanted...that was until the virus that resulted in the dead rising hit. Stuck with a dog and alone she finds herself struggling and coping in a dead world where no hope shined, until she was found by a man whielding a cross bow. DarylXOC fanfiction

And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.

It's not the destination that matters, it's the journey- and the Konoha 9 are in for a wild ride. Sorta-sequel to Into the Future. Series of oneshots set in Futureverse. Multiple pairings.

An accident causes Bruce Banner and Tony Stark to switch bodies, leaving them to struggle with the other's "terrible privilege" until they can find a way to reverse the change. But the stakes might be higher than either Bruce or Tony realizes… Science Bros friendship, with a liberal dose of Clint. Now complete.

Harry is twenty two years old, moving to Forks to settle down and open a bakery. He's seen death and suffered betrayal at the hands of those he trusted. He also has a secret he hasn't told another living soul. He is the Master of death. Things change for Harry, giving him a reason to live other than his godson for the first time. Jasper/Harry SLASH.

A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.

Challenge: Sometimes, being Tony Stark really sucked. Having Asthma was part of it, you know...being allergic to Cold...and Cats...and Dust and Pollen...and Exercise- okay screw that. Having Asthma just sucked in general.

It was just a role, just a role. She faked it, faked everything. It was just a role, until... It wasn't. SI OC

AU, FutureFic/Re do of Season 1, Something happens, something bad, and Stiles finds a way to go back in time to change the past and save them all, to give them a future. He finds the way back and then swaps places with Scott and he gets bitten by Peter instead. Now he has to change the events that where set in motion after that event and maybe, just maybe they'll all get to live.

As far as Sakura's concerned, she has more than a paycheck coming to her after being personally requested by the Mizukage and shipped off to Mist as part of a diplomatic deal. After all, a team of painfully green medics is one thing, but she draws a line at tetchy, old hunter-nin. Crack, character study, crack, friendship, and crack.

House doesn't like his patients. Ever. But something about this new patient isn't hate-worthy. What's a cantankerous, gimpy doctor to do? Now complete. Also, the main character ships Hilson, just fyi.

Sometimes things can go perfectly. Sometimes they go horribly. And sometimes...sometimes you barely break even.

Sakura isn’t weak because she lacks strength. She is weak because they protect her. Sakura-centric

Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.

Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."

Sometimes, when one insists on not wanting to become a Shinobi, it is best to listen to them.

[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.

Your vision is so crowded by restless ghosts that it is a wonder you can see at all. Obito and all the ghosts he's gathered. Second person POV, slight AU. Spoilers for recent chapters of the manga.

For Sakura it had been an easy choice to return to the madhouse that was the Akatsuki Base. A collection of one shots documenting the many things that Sakura was sure she'd have to one day recount to a therapist. - Sequel to Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting! (I own nothing herein and am very open to inspiration!)

Challenge: "So…somebody read Tony's mind and wrote down what he was thinking of?" "God I hope not- I don't want to know what runs through his head." Avengers read the fanfic- Spectacular Ignorance.

Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.

"No comment." Yeah, well, Tony Stark is tired of the no comments. Here's a comment for you...

It's a normal day. Three girls are walking home from school when a vortex decides to suck them up. Then wake up in the wonderful world of Naruto! Too bad some hidden secrets and bundle of bad guys are there to make things worse...or better? 3 OC's and rated T for swearing and minor sexual themes.

Sequel to 'Sleeping Dragon'. One small misunderstanding leads to pandemonium as Natsu and Lucy joke about their 'baby'- Lucy's notebook. The guild, of course, take it the wrong way. Utter chaos ensues as the whole of Fiore seems to have the wrong idea... One-shot.

This started as a little piece of fluff, but it's evolved into something a lot more serious. Give it a try: Thor/Avengers. Loki makes a vodka induced confession that helps Darcy understand why he did the terrible things he did.

"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.

Odin never took Loki from the temple. Years later, a peace conference is organized to prevent several wars from breaking out among the realms. Laufey showing up was unexpected, as was the little prince that came with him.

Time-travel. Naruto's back in the past, and not only is she given a second chance to fix things, but she's gonna give everyone a second chance. Watch out world, because Naruto the number one unpredictable, knuckle-head kunoichi is here! FemNaruto AU

Get your bellies ready to laugh and your palms to smack your faces as you realize all the drastic and horribly illogical events that took place in the AtLA world. I guarantee you'll never watch an episode the same way when you're done with this. Successfully updated on every Friday since conception.

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

and a nutcase to the suicidal degree would ever find the concept of being born into the Shinobi world as cool, or any variation thereof that somehow implies any possible positive connotation. Self-insert to a certain degree. Dark, AU.

Tony really hates hospitals. Post-Avengers. Whump, Pepperony, and the whole team of Avengers, now all on the same extra-cheesy pizza! Oneshot.

She always knew her short temper would get her into trouble, but this was just ridiculous. Mental note: Don't punch any more Host Club members in the face. The consequences just aren't worth it. OuranBoys/Sakura, MultiSaku, SakuraCentric [BEING REWRITTEN]

At the moment he saw the depth of human cruelty he lost his love for Konoha. He smiled for them, laughed for them, loved them...but they hated him, tortured him, broke him. Dark Naruto. I Do Not Own Naruto. -Slash-

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.

Uzumaki Naruto and Nara Shikamaru have been wearing masks their entire lives. The masks will crumble when the world is in great peril. Who exactly are they? Read as they take the world by storm! Naru/Tema, Shika/Fem Haku,Kaka/Anko, Asu/Kure.

She was going to find them. She was going to find the people who hurt her child so badly and she was going to make them pay. Diana Reid discovers how much torment Spencer suffers at school from the worst prank of all. Rated M for some language. Re-edited 3/25/18

Cross is unimpressed, Winters is amused, Allen fears for his life, and Lavi loses fights with inanimate objects. And it is all, down to the last shot fired, Kanda's fault. Rating for Language.

As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*

Seika Akane was born blind. After going through her life thinking she was useless, what will happen when she is given a chance at Konoha's Ninja Academy? Kakashi/OC

As he walks through life, he forgets how to breathe

Allen accidentally gets doused with a deaging potion and everyone learns he was anything but sweet. Allen's snarky, Kanda's himself, Lenalee's helpful, and Lavi schemes to show a 10 year old Allen how to have fun. Re-edited 4/10/16.

Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.

Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.

Three times where the Akatsuki are less than villainous. Itachi, Deidara, others. Crack. Gen. No spoilers.

Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.

.:Ch 25 posted:. Crossover, Harry Potter Naruto Six months after the attack of Kyuubi, Hatake Kakashi is being hunted by a merciless traitor. In order to protect him, Sandaime is forced to send him far away, to a land of magic and wizards.

ABANDONED. Naruto had learnt from a young age that life could get hectic, but all this chaos with Biju, daimyos, and psychotic missing-nin was going a bit too far. Now just throw in a fourth Great Shinobi War and you've got one pissed off seal master. [AU, no pairings.]

In the Begining they were nothing. In the Middle they were broken. In the End they were something. Drabble. I Do Not Own Naruto.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Minato wishes he was in the Death God's stomach. As it turns out, Heaven's not so much fun.

Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.

Because a bet, a food eating contest, and Allen Walker are never a good mix. Warning: Crack and OOCness.

Madara reveals himself to be Tobi... only for Tobi to take offense at being impersonated.

Sasuke went to Orochimaru. Naruto to Jiraiya. Sakura to Tsunade. The ANBU demand the Hound return to the shadows. one-shot

Akatsuki crack. Sasori and Orochimaru return unusually late from a mission, and no one really wants to know the reason why. Contains cross-dressing. Please read and review.

Help or hurt? Love or hate? Teach or cripple? Should she leave him to fate or push him ahead?... She stood and tried to make a decision, a plan. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. Petunia Centric.

At 23 years old, ex-ANBU Captain Naruto is nothing like his former self. Can a year-long sojourn at Hogwarts, protecting a certain Harry Potter, restore him? --divergence starts at Naruto ch405-06, sixth year Hogwarts--

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

It was the time of year no jounin instructor enjoyed: Teacher Evaluation. It was the one time they were at the mercy of their student's whim, where everything they'd done could now turn around and bite them back.

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

After his 4th year, Harry learns about different ways of thinking, different ways of playing, and about some different magic. Warning, some graphic violence and adult situations. Touched up and reposting... finally...

Sakura can remember what it was to see in black and white. And she wishes with all her heart the colors would fade away.

It was odd to see something so white in such a dark place. AU Gangsta!Kanda Sick!Allen Warnig:Character Death

They think he’s innocent and light. They think he’s optimistic and joyful-but he’s not, not really. Warning: Mentions of rape but nothing graphic.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

I'm Sorano. I'm also Socially Invisible. In the last 3 years the longest conversation I've had was over borrowing a pen. Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru and Sakura. they all had secrets... And the one girl who didn't want to know, found out. GaaraXoc AU

Fall for me!" Sasuke screamed towards Sakura infront of the whole playground. "Or I'll trip you myself!" Crackfic.

While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,

The Heads of Houses react to Harry Potter's Sorting. AU, vignette.

He had taken everything from her. She was an angel with shattered wings and he was the monster who had destroyed her soul. He killed her hope and in doing so killed his own. Because he loved his brother, no matter what people believed. ItaSaku oneshot

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

Not everything was fine and dandy after the final battle, some neither had the will nor strenght to move on. WARNING: Character death.

.::.One Shot.::. Sakura never knew how many scars marred the body of her former sensei. She would’ve never guessed and she really could’ve lived her whole life never knowing. But sadly, fate didn’t want her to live her life in the bliss of ignorance.

Running only made it worse, and crying only made them enjoy it more. So Harry smiled instead, and waited for the day when he wouldn't have to, when it'd be them running and crying in his place. Oneshot, RK elements.

Sasuke and Sakura notice Naruto acting a little strange on a mission. When they find out why, they try not to laugh...too much.

With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.

Ed informs Hawkeye about a secret conspiracy. Hawkeye takes action.

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...

Fullmetal Alchemist/Harry Potter Crossover. A collection of thoughts on one, Mr Elric.