PersephoneWolf
 Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter, and Maximum Ride. I'm new to all this profile stuff and I'm not supposed to tell too much about myself so here goes... Age: NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX!! Name: PersephoneWolf (I'm not going to give you my real name!) Town: Millstadt, IL Fav Colors: Silver, Black, Blue, and Green in that order Fav TV Shows: NCIS, Ghost Whisperer, Medium, White Collar, Monk, Law & Order, House, Law & Order: SVU, etc. Fav Music: Any oldies song, Carrie Underwood song, Taylor Swift song, and any song with an intriguing beat. Fav Movies: Everything that isn't too mushy or childish. My particular favorites are gory. Interests: Reading, Writing, Riding Quad Runners (Fourwheelers), Going to Sleep Away Camps, Having Awesome Adventures, Playing With My Pets, Watching Movies, Rding My Bike, Hiking, Fencing, And Anything Supernatural Or Different. How "Regular People" See Me: Wierd, Anti-Social, Strange, Odd, Insane, Stupid, Fat, Lesbian (which isn't true), And a Bunch More! How I See "Regular People": Non-Original, Sheep-Like, Control Freaks, Female Dogs, Blind, Uncaring, Prejudiced, The List Could Go On And On! People I Know That Agree With Me on Any Of These Points: 2 (PM Me To Get Added) Thanks JD! Fav Books: Too Many To Count. I want to apologize to everyone for not updating/ starting on "The Sight of Death" this year was my first year of high school and I was selected right off the bat as a FRESHMAN to be the new editor of the newspaper. The first thing i learned about high school: most of the time its insane and the rest of it is just plain crazy. Anyway, I will be updating soon, but I need some inspiration. YOu know what that means: YOU CAN HELP DETERMINE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! Anyway thanks for putting up with me and my crazy schedule. PersephoneWolf Imagination is birthless and deathless It's power is inexhaustible Girls climb all the way now for semoehtnig itnresitng... i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that put it in your profile. 7 reasons Not to Mess with small children A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: I closed my eyes and chanted happy thoughts inside my mind over and over again, just waiting. When nothing happened I opened my eyes and shouted "WHERE'S MY MAGIC FLYING PIXIE DUST," and when nothing happened still I walked about grumbling, "WTF!? What a ripoff, you stupid pixie! Peter Pan guaranteed you would fly. It's false advertisement! FALSE ADVERTISEMENT I TELL YOU!" If this sounds like something you would say, Copy and Paste to your profile. I'm going to go eat some ravioli, to tame the beast in me, just so I won't make you all look bad with my insane awesomeness. You don't have to understand this, just Copy and Paste! ZOMG!! The Queen of England's hamsters had babies! I'm going to sell them on the internet for thousands of dollars. I'll be rich! Who doesn't want to own the spawn of royalty? I am totally for cereal right now. Like Corn Flakes for cereal. Sometimes, fridges will spontaneously combust . . . it's true. Girls: Comebacks for cheesy pickup lines! Man "Haven't we met before?" 37 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. “I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” Tony V. Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it. "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes. I don't obsess! I think intensely. Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think it's Colin. "I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin "You know, I do not think that means what you think it means." Inigo Montoyez Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity. I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to. Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! I smile because I have no idea what's going on! People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. "You mean they're taking the thoughts we think we thought and making them thoughts we think we thought... I think." "What you call dog with no legs?Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come." "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." "I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." "Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver." "Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over. " (that's on amusing insult!) "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together." Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Friend's will always be like “well you deserve better” but best friends will be prank calling him saying “you will die in seven days” Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it. If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go. “Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.” “An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.” Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over. Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity? Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that. The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen! Don’t call me emo or I’ll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I’ll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars. To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world. Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set. Tell the truth and run. Don’t follow me, I’m lost too. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me? I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate. It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with. Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them. "Set sail in a general that way direction." It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later. Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face? Education is important, school however, is another matter. I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by. Whose cruel idea was it for the words ‘lisp’ to have an‘s’ in it? How is it possible to have a civil war? When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first? If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken over there ... I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”? Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa “When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade” You say I’m not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I’m not cold, I’m hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick. Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!" Life was so simple when boys had cooties Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust? Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later. When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. “When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.” “Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.” “If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.” A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? “Shut it, voices, or I’ll poke you with a spork The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with sporks My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back! There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant. I used to care, but I take a pill for that now. 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down. You Say Pink Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, So why bother? Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions. Agateophobia- Fear of insanity. (i would be but...2 l8) Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic. (OH NO THE GARLIC IS EATING ME) Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. (i hate that it takes like hours to get it off) Bibliophobia- Fear of books. (ahh its all wordy and paper filled!!) Chaetophobia- Fear of hair. (its all hairy and long ahhhh!) Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors. (hmm so would everything be white or black? cause in light black is the absence of color and white is all colors. but in like paint black is all colors and white is the absence of color!) Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch. (he is all dutchy eww!) Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc. (sorry cant be friends with u im afraid of you!) Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers. (i would be afraid of me to) Ergophobia- Fear of work. (thats me i definitaly have this phobia) Gerontophobia- Fear of old people. (uggh there so old and wrinkly!!) Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. (ok who is the horribly mean person who came up with that name! its like hi i have a phobia but im afraid of the word that desribes it.) Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news. (AHHHHH! your getting married. ahhh! i won 20 million dollars ahhh!) Nomatophobia- Fear of names. (hi im afraid of my name so im not going to tell u it oh and dont tell be urs unless u like seeing my curled up screaming) Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything. (ahhh soup. ahhh spoon. ahhh monkey. ahhh breathing! person procedes to hold breath and die.) funny stuff! You have just received the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation. i smile because i have no idea whats going on I'm nodding and laughing but I'm not listening How to improve at work Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100. How about achieving 103? Here’s a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100? If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: Then, K N O W L E D G E But, And, So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top. And look how far this will take you... A S S K I S S I N G Think about it...and have a nice day at work I wonder... - When French people swear do they say pardon my English? - Aren’t the ’good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first? - If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? - If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do? - How come popcorn isn’t a vegetable? - Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them? - If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future? A poem about Child Abuse My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with all books, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. I am the girl who isn't afraid to dream and question. If you are like me Copy and paste this into your profile. A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, When you dial a Mental Hospital... RING...RING... Welcome to the Psychiatric Ward. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. I am a girl. YOUR GUY SIDE: YOUR GIRL SIDE: Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies. You smile more than you should. okay, so I got...24 more on my guy side. Huh. Those Real Labels: Boeing 757-"Fragile. Do not drop" Liquid plummer-"Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages." Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets" Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances" Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children." Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping." Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." (Are you sure? Lets experiment.) RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe." Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." When she walks away from you mad My names! 1. YOUR REAL NAME: Kearsten 2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Keaizzle … Random Stop the Pairing Wars! By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them. You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you don't like them. You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shalt paste this in your profile. Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, imaginarylullabyes,cutieismynam,Xx-Bluefox-xX, SCprincessSC, PersephoneWolf If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior,Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, SkyeEyesSparkle7135. SCprincessSC, PersephoneWolf If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. Quotes "If you've lost and all else fails... pretend you won! Works for our president!"-Denny Crane (Boston Legal) "I know you're in there, I can hear you caring!"-House (House) "Follow the spiders... Why couldn't it have been 'follow the butterflies'?"-Ron Weasley (Harry Potter) "What does he mean 'friends with benefits', is he paying for her health insurance?"-Sheldon Cooper (the Big Bang Theory) "With all due respect doctor, are you on crack?" -Nobel Prize winner to Sheldon Cooper (Big Bang Theory) "You've been abducted, of course you need crepes!"-Walter Bishop (Fringe) "Do I need a reason to help a pretty girl in a very wet dress?" -Hatter (Syfy's Alice) "Does this look like a kid's story to you?" -Hatter (Syfy's Alice) "He's mad as a box of frogs" -Hatter (Syfy's Alice) If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green. 3. your first initial? 4. your month of birth? 5. which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. your favorite number? 8. do you like California of Florida more? 9. do you like the lake or ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.) are you done? If so, scroll down (Don't cheat--) The Answers 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and you life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If You were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change. white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday! You know you live in the year 2000 when... 1.) You accidentally enter you password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. If you love Horror movies, paste this in your profile. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. If you've ever busted a movie or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be gay to do so. I will stand up against anyone who has a problem with homosexuality. If you approve of gay-marrigaes put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101, art-is-a-BANG-2-hard-to-resist, Lee-All-The-Way, Starchip13, Wistful-Dreamer, Calypphire, Shadow-Ravin, BlackPheonix913, whisper in the wind33, Blackmorning, ChaosChild92, deathofaraven, PersephoneWolf Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile If you're wondering what Abercrombie and Fitch is doing telling people not to breath, and why so many people are listening to them, copy and paste this to your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile. Stereotypes SUCK! I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have slanty eyes. I'm Christian, so I must hate homosexuals. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. Stereotyping must end! Copy and paste this into your profile. A True Boyfriend: When she walks away from you mad: Follow her When she stare's at your mouth: Kiss her When she pushes you or hit's you: Grab her and dont let go When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong When she ignore's you: Give her your attention When she pull's away: Pull her back When you see her start crying: Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared: Protect her When she lay's her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she tease's you: Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesnt answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay When she look's at you with doubt: Back yourself up When she say's that she like's you: she really does more than you could understand When she grab's at your hands: Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh When she tell's you a secret: keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes: dont look away until she does When she misses you: she's hurting inside When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers When she reposts this bulletin: she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored or sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?" This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! (I don't even want to know how many I have done) Lessons Learned in Twilight: (\ _ /) This is Bunny. /l、 Yaaaay kitty!This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your profile to help him gain world domination. . I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS: FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend FRIENDS: Will say you can do better BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live" FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: Will help you move BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BESTFRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass FRIENDS: bail you outta jail BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" (don't ask you don't want to know) BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you FREINDS: Will ignore this BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?" One for the Girls!! 1) A couple is lying on the bed. The man says, "I'm going to make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..." 2) Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN. 3) What does it mean if a man is in your bed gasping for breath and screaming your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. 4) What do you call an intelligent, good-looking, sensitive man? A rumor. (Or my Edward!) A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (stalkers..) If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile If you think the Coacoa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile. CHEESE! if you are random and proud of it copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profileok the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post on profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile. f you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!! If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile if you think some people must be on suger highs when they write their stories copy and paste this into your profile. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line. X Reasons why girls are the best 1.We got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark TAKE THIS SHORT QUIZ!! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday Random quotes and sayings! When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown “When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up! Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother f upside the head Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers. Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe. If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate. If life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over! Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks. Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. If someone says there are a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if someone say that there is wet paint somewhere you have to touch it? Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile. Music is love in search of word. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. My favorite word is sarcasm. My heart is not a playground Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement. Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. I hate it when people say: "When life give you lemons, make lemonade." Well, you know what, life never gave you water and sugar, so you can only make lemon juice. "It's always in the last place you look" Well duh, who keeps looking after they found it. "Life is short" What? Name one thing you do that is longer than life. "Don't you wish you could have your cake and eat it too?" What is the point of having a cake if you can't eat it? "Lol(all the time)" If you laugh out loud that much, then you have issues. | |||||||
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