Hi! I'm weird, and can be shy and awkward. -w-;

I don't really know what to say, but... Umm... I hope you like my fan fictions? ;w;' *awkward* So, uh, yeah, um, I'm on deviantART, er, leopardpaw99.deviantart.com... And... You can just call me Lucy...

Animes I love: Fullmetal Alchemist(And Brotherhood), Black Butler I & II, Hetalia, Ouran High School Host Club, Soul Eater, D.N.Angel, Trigun, Fruits Basket (Furuba), Lucky Star, Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Tsubasa Resevoir Chronicles, K-On!, Blue Exorcist, Death Note, Fairy Tail, Vampire Knight(and Guilty), and... That's it for now. -w-;

Oh, I also read The Hunger Games series, Witch Hunter, I read the Harry Potter series, all of what's up on Homestuck, Olympus Overdrive, and Ava's Demon. I'm reading the Percy Jackson series, the um.. I think it's called Adventures of Nicolas Flamel??? I don't remember, I haven't been reading it lately, the Ender's Game series, and... I think there's more, but I don't really remember.

It'd be better just to ask.

Quotes

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

A cannibal gets passed by a marathon runner. He stops and licks his lips, "mmmm fast food."

42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

When you cry, I will cry; when you laugh, I will laugh, when you jump out a window...I will laugh

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Oh lord, give me patience. AND GIVE IT TO ME NOW

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

The road to success is always under construction.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

I do my best proofreading right after I hit send.

If a word in the dictionary was misspelled, how would we know?

Dear math, I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.

Dear life, when I said can my day get any worse...it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.

Don't get mad when your neighbor has loud music on at 2 am. Call him up at 4 am and tell him how much you loved it.

"Would you like a table?” "No I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, carpet for five please".

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Never knock on death's door, ring the bell and run away, death really hates that.

I am not retreating; I am advancing in a different direction!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Parents spend the first half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk but they spend the other half telling us to sit down and shut up!

I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I’m in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"

I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I’m trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

When someone tells you nothing is impossible, tell them to go slam a revolving door.

If you want to be a writer and fanfiction is just the beginning, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile...

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If it drives you nuts when your left wondering what people thought of your stories because people never review your stuff, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you think that idiot girl in the Eggo waffle commercial should give her father some of those stupid waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your file

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your file

If you have ever tripped down the stairs, copy and paste this into your file

If you have ever pushed a door that says pull, or vis versa, copy and paste this into your file

If there are times you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your file

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your file

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love and hate your life at the same time, copy this to your profile

If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever misspelled your own name, paste this on your profile.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.

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If you think your Profile is getting a little cramped, post this on your profile.