OnlyUnderFallenLeaves
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Joined 07-08-08, id: 1628905, Profile Updated: 07-24-08
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Wanted.

Hello.

The name comes from The Scarlet Letter. So you know, the following comes from Hawthorne and I do not own it and am pasting it.

"'So brief a journey would bring thee from a world where thou hast been most wretched, to one where thou mayest still be happy! Is there not shade enough in all this boundless forest to hide thy heart from the gaze of Roger Chillingworth?'

'Yes, Hester; but only under the fallen leaves!' replied the minister, with a sad smile."

Brownfrown is brilliant.

By the way, the following is a public service announcement.

Its and It's- what's the story, morning glory?

Do YOU have trouble with its and it's? If so, good news! There actually IS a rule! Oh yes!

Its is a possessive form of the pronoun it. "Its" means "_ belonging to it." Example: The car is missing its battery.

It's is a contraction. "It's" means "it is." Example: It's illegal to steal a car (and stupid if the car is missing its battery).

So, the same rule applies to your and you're.

Your is a possessive for of the pronoun you. "Your" means "_ belonging to you." Example: Your car is in the attic.

You're is a contraction. "You're" means "you are." Example: You're probably wondering why that car is in the attic (and more interestingly, how a several ton vehicle isn't cracking the ceiling).

I hope the following message makes someone out there realize that yes, possessive pronouns and contractions are different, and whenever someone abuses them flagrantly a puppy dies.

Purplematter! I fixed the fangs thing! Thank you so much for pointing that out! Here's a banana nut muffin!

I read all of the reviews you send and I love all of them. Thank you -head bow-. If you want me to keep writing a oneshot or fix something, let me know.

Currently, I'm writing a parody of Wanted. I think you should all go watch it, provided you're 18 and have a high tolerance for both violence and fantastical problems with plots. It's fun, just turn off the thinking part of your brain (hey, where's physics? And gravity? I miss those guys).

If you want to see my sketches (none of Edward; if I could draw him, I would, alas) my username is UnderFallenLeaves on DeviantArt. Here's a link

The end!

Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 2,498 - Follows: 287 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Wanted Parody reviews
This is a spamtastic parody of "Wanted"... or, if you call it by its real title, "The Adventures of Wesley and the Magical Loom!" Contains lots of spoofing, parodying, and other types of shameless mockery. Also contains some shameless Star Wars references
Wanted - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2008
Why Vampires Should Never Get Bored reviews
Ever wonder what Edward does while he's not sleeping? Yes, besides watch Bella. Well, now you can find out!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Edward - Complete
Apples reviews
Oneshot: Edward's inner turmoil about Bella, set before they first meet civilly.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Edward - Complete