Ukezaya79hide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Chronicles of Vladimir Tod, Sekaiichi Hatsukoi, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Durarara!!/デュラララ!!. 20 years old, female, loves anime and yaoi. I role play yaoi on a daily basis. I used to be very self conscious I'm a generally fun-loving person, and my current obsessions (yes plural XD) are: Kuroko no Basket Shingeki no Kyojin Free! Iwatobi Swim Club Karneval Deadman Wonderland Kuroshitsuji Durarara!! (hence the name……kind of) Supernatural BBC SherlockMy hobby is role playing. I have several different muses from several different shows, and I'd like to say that I'm good at them. I have a tumblr, though if you want to know then ask me in PM please. Same goes for my accounts on Facebook. I mostly just use them for role play purposes, as I have a personal that I will NOT be giving out. In short I am a N.E.R.D. I hope you enjoy my stories~! |
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Boyfriends, remember? by thekatthatbarks reviews
In an attempt to get Castiel's family to stop setting him up, Dean agrees to pretend to be Cas's boyfriend for an evening. When circumstances force the boys to continue their fake relationship, can they continue to deny their feelings for one another? Also, when a mysterious danger appears in their lives can they keep their relationship intact? *Editing in progress as of 9/23/18
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,780 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 9/23/2018 - Published: 7/19/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Anna M., Gabriel
Catnip by Rukazaya reviews
Shizuo x Izaya. Shizuo accidentally turns into a cat. Without knowing the tabby is his arch-nemesis, Izaya takes him home and keeps him as a pet. As a cat, Shizuo discovers a side of Izaya that nobody knows, his secrets, life, fears, loves and feelings.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 96,680 - Reviews: 2277 - Favs: 2,985 - Follows: 2,455 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Damn That Demon by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki has discovered something terrible: he has a crush on the biggest nerd and loaner in school, Grimmjow Jaegerjaques, who is actually a...delinquent? A sadist? A beast in human form? Damn that Demon! AU Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,859 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Tear It Up by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
College, cars, street-racing, sex, and smut. College art student Ichigo Kurosaki meets a blue-haired delinquent mechanic and his crew. Dramatic, angsty, humorous calamity ensues? GrimmIchi. AU Yaoi Swearing Smut Violence.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,307 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 2/12/2016 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Sour Cherry by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
Grimmjow is a bully. Ichigo hates to lose. Neither like to be bored. Rated M for Man Smut.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,373 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 2/12/2016 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Knocking on an Open Door by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
21-year-old art student and virgin Ichigo Kurosaki is confronted with an emotion he never thought he would experience: love at first sight. But who was the first sight? Twins never play fair. AU, slight OOC, Yaoi. My first triangle/threesome.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,330 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
500 Million in Debt by Rukazaya reviews
Shizuo x Izaya x Psyche x Tsugaru. Izaya buys Psyche at an auction. Later he buys Tsugaru as well. Psyche and Tsugaru only wishes to please his master, though Shizuo disapproves.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,990 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., Tsugaru, Psyche
Return to me by phoenix220 reviews
Grimmjow and Ichigo broke up years ago, Grimmjow moving far away just to escape. Getting drawn back home by his job, Grimmjow is unhappy to find his ex in a long term relationship and even unhappier as he uncovers some hidden truths. Yaoi GrimmIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,779 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.] - Complete
That For Which You Do Not Yearn by Lys ap Adin reviews
The first rule of the oldest profession is not to get attached to the clients. Takao probably should have paid attention to it. Midorima and Takao, hooker AU, smut.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,103 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Midorima S., Takao K., Imayoshi S., Nijimura S. - Complete
Bury Me by Patd06 reviews
Grimmjow lives a double life. By day he's a surgeon, by night a yakuza lord. His boyfriend, Ichigo, has no idea about his other life. What happens when Ichigo gets pulled into the chaos? Will Grimmjow be able to save him? INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,467 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - [Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.]
As Told by a Jock by Pollux Unbound reviews
GrimmIchi AU Grimmjow's POV. I'm the captain and quarterback of my school's football team. I'm a jock, a hearthrob and a jerk, above all. But one day my mother tells me, "Grimmjow, I'm marrying Dr. Kurosaki." Just like that, I have an orange-haired stepbrother. Then, for some reason, incest no longer sounds so bad to me... UlquiStarrk
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,395 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Searchlight by Raicheru reviews
Grimmjow and Ichigo are the stars of the hit show Searchlight playing cops who find answers where there are none. They're also so deeply in love they can't imagine being apart. But drastic changes to the show, including a new costar and an obsessed fan, start to affect their relationship.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,214 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Call Me Sensei - Izuo - Teacher Izaya x Student Shizuo by ChocoxDragon reviews
What happens when the short tempered teenager, Shizuo Heiwajima, is stuck alone in detention with his young, most despised teacher, Izaya Orihara? Izaya-sensei gives his stubborn student a little 'private' lesson for discipline. Warning: This is yaoi, and contains mature/adult content! Don't like, don't read please, but if your OTP is Izuo, I hope you enjoy!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Smile For The Camera: Revision by Lockwyn Woodspire reviews
AU-Teen Izaya Orihara hates his girlish figure and the unwanted attention it brings him, but with the arrival of the new student Shizuo Heiwajima, maybe he could come to terms with it... Until his financially challenged parents turn him into their sick get rich quick scheme. How can he ever look at Shizuo again? yoai/attempted suicide/rape/drug abuse/self-harm/angst/OOC Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
It's annoying by mroczna88 reviews
"He doesn't even know when he started to feel like that and it took him more than a year to admit he was feeling anything at all." Needy Midorima, Takao being a teasing ass. Kinda fluffy and I hope still IN character. Hardcore lemons in the last two chapters. Completed.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,382 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Midorima S., Takao K. - Complete
Sinful by caribou.and.cake reviews
Ichigo's nothing more than street trash, selling his body for his next fix. But then a gorgeous blunette stranger makes him an offer, and Ichigo accepts. Now, for the security and love he's never had, he must be a Fallen angel's immortal lover. GrimmIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 63,956 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Dominate Me by Niji Hitomi Kabra reviews
Joining the military scratched his itch for a while, but he hadn't figured out how he'd cope if he suddenly wasn't part of it anymore. Just how was he supposed to know what to do with himself with no one to tell him so? Renji and the others have a plan, but will it work? Warnings: AU, Yaoi, BDSM, D/s, PTSD.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,222 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Shower by honeyMellon reviews
I live in a pretty shitty apartment complex. One of the downsides is the fact that, apparently, two people can't take a shower at the same time. Every time the guy upstairs showers, it fucks with the pipes and I end up nearly getting cooked by boiling water. And this asshole just loves to take a shower right when I'm taking mine. Warnings posted inside.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,264 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Forbidden Love by Sevvi reviews
Three years ago, Ogichi 'Shiro' Kurosaki left Karakura for America for better education. Now he's back, and attending Karakura High with Ichigo and his friends. Are Ichigo and Shiro just brothers... Or are they more? Warning! This story is getting revamped! All chapters will be rewritten and the final copy will be uploaded when it's done!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,167 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Drunk Seduction by Yulisa reviews
When drunk, what happens? Awesome sex of course. PWP SLASH IchiHichi blahblah
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/6/2013 - [Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo] - Complete
Forget Me Not by FujoHime reviews
I grin because a nightmare would be so fucking amazing right now. If I were dreaming that would mean none of this was happening and I was really back in bed with him beside me. I'd wake up and he'd be there, just like always. AU
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
AIKOTOBA by TenshiBabe reviews
Ichigo forgets something important, that for the life of him he cannot remember. Well it doesn't matter, because if he doesn't remember Grimmjow's gonna kill him anyways. Established relationship, uke-Grimmjow, smut/PWP
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2013 - [Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.] - Complete
The House That Lovers Built by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. A planned Auror raid on a notorious Potions brewer goes wrong. Badly wrong. To the point of 'Harry trapped in a magical house with Draco Malfoy' wrong. And the key to leaving is going to be something that Harry might not have the strength to face. Updated every Monday. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,936 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sweet Submissive Sixteen by caribou.and.cake reviews
After coming into his Inheritance as a 'submissive male' vampire, Ichigo is kidnapped by three dominants. But what seems like your everyday hostage situation quickly turns out to be much more. GrimmjowxShiroxRenji/Ichigo AU polygamy/polyamory mpreg
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,988 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Pranks by My0wnlittleworld247 reviews
Grimmjow and Ichigo get into a prank war, but one prank takes things a little too far, and their friendship is seriously jeopardised as a result. Angst/Humour/Romance. Yaoi. MA. AU.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,384 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Don't Drop The Soap by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
"Don't thank me just yet. If ya change yer mind, don't drop the soap." Jail sex. Simple, right? GrimmIchi AU Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,690 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Match by Byronic Heroine reviews
Misaki had thought that, even if Saruhiko took everything else from him, he would still have his pride. He was wrong. SaruMisa, non-con, almost PWP.
K - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Fushimi S., Yata M. - Complete
Read The Tags by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Christmas always has a few surprises, especially when your family is as large as England's. USUK Christmas fluff for the Captalia Secret Santa. T for brief mentions of sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/28/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Scars of Scales by swirlytale reviews
The Battle of Sekigahara is over, and the land is finally united under one ruler. As life begins to take a leisurely pace, The One-Eyed Dragon sends an uncommon request to the Madararui of Kai.
Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,910 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - D. Masamune, S. Yukimura
Blue Collar Angel by caribou.and.cake reviews
"We can't pay our bills, everyone in this godforsaken town hates us, yer RA's gettin' worse by the day…but I love you in a way that is soul-sucking and undying and illegal in twenty states, so let's try and make this work, yeah?" AU, GrimmIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 70,366 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Animal by Drown Me In Blue reviews
Shiro had chosen the drugs over him. Ichigo had been abandoned far too much over the course of his life to forgive something like that.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
His Reprieve by ViridianNight reviews
In the future where captured slaves and slavery is completely normal, a young man named Arthur is taken from his home and family and sold on the slave market. The extremely wealthy entrepreneur, Mr. Jones, purchases him and Arthur's hell begins. The only flicker of light in this darkness is his growing relationship with Alfred, Mr. Jones's son. USUK/ M FOR A REASON
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012 - England/Britain, America
Insatiable Beast by maunderficlets reviews
Anyone who thinks that Aomine is the sex fiend between the two of them is sorely mistaken. AoKaga.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Aomine D., Kagami T. - Complete
Old Friends by The life of a girl reviews
Eight years ago, Ichigo Kurosaki made a passionate and apparently everlasting confession to his wild neighbor Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez. Refusing, as any sane person would, Grimmjow imagined it to be the end telling him, "Call me when you grow some boobs." What will he do when Ichigo calls again, with no breasts and apparently, no love for the rough man? Warning: Yaoi and language.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,757 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
After the Match by Hanamiya reviews
After Kagami has lost the match against the Ace of the Generation of Miracles, his will was broken. And Aomine used it to his advantage. Pairing: Aomine/Kagami ; AoKaga
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Kagami T., Aomine D. - Complete
An Ordinary Moment by Bexara reviews
A brief snippet of Aomine's and Kagami's established relationship - written for the prompt: If you have time, I'd like to see a Aomine x Kagami fic where they just fool around and act like idiots and be cute and hilarious together. BL, Aomine x Kagami pairing
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Aomine D., Kagami T. - Complete
Animal Magnetism by sasaengandfab reviews
Vlad always loved Henry; since Vlad first bit Henry, there was a spark in his body. Maybe it's ridiculous. Maybe it's fool's gold. Or maybe it's this primal animal magnetism that's brought the worst of Vlad's lust out. But there's just one problem - Snow.
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,227 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Vladimir Tod, Henry
Will you be my Alpha? by Rauwrtsch reviews
Ichigo just turned 20 and it's the first spring after. Time for his first heat. But because he understands nothing of it, he goes to Grimmjow for help and his whole life changes. He gets preggers, and the soutaichou is after him for it. Wanting not only the child, but his lover both death Warning: MxM,Mpreg.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,698 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
How to Succeed in Business, Without Really Trying by SonataAllegro reviews
Alfred's boss, Arthur, is determined to make his life a living hell. Maybe if he can't win him over with his heroic personality, he'll have to make Arthur fall in love with him instead. Problem is, Alfred never planned to fall in love himself. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,850 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
One big mess by Kuroko no Baka reviews
Orignially for the Kuroko no Basket Anon Meme! Prompt and pairings inside. Rated M to be safe.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Kuroko T., Kise R.
Twilight: The Hetalia Version by Sylonxx reviews
A version of Twilight rewritten using Hetalia Characters. Follows the pattern of the book, but with only a few added scenes. an USUK fic! YAOI! R&R please :3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,462 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - America, England/Britain
Obsession by Luchia-chan reviews
Written for the 6th part of the kink meme. Izaya has kidnapped and drugged Shizuo and is selling him to others to be experimented on. Izaya x Shizuo, Shinra x Shizuo. Slash, Shizuo!Uke
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,732 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., Shinra K.
What It Means to be Free by Demand Truth reviews
Adults only. Mature content. Whore!Alfred, heavy BDSM. UKUS. *Second in my kink series!* Dr. Kirkland is the perfect Dom now, but he didn't start out that way. He learned things the hard way with his first love and his first submissive, a wild, untameable boy named Alfred.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,831 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/10/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Unexpected Baggage by Raicheru reviews
After stealing his latest car, Grimmjow brings it home to start taking it apart. But when he gives it a once over, he finds an unexpected, reheaded surprise in the trunk. Yaoi- GrimmxIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 149,537 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
A Passing Grade by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
Middle school math teacher Ichigo Kurosaki doesn't tolerate cheating. He holds a parent-teacher conference in which he meets an extremely attractive, single, blue-haired devil dad. AU Two-shot for my love, Racey. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,993 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
You Can Leave Your Socks On by Pouceline de Gresiel reviews
The girls bring Hungary to a strip club for her birthday. For some epic reason, America, England and France find themselves on the stage and the show starts. One Shot. Rated M for hot guys and striptease.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy by DreamWolfie reviews
For their anniversary, Alfred gets an idea while listening to the radio on the way home. RusAme. fluffy at the end. Yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Russia, America - Complete
The Country Centipede by Mars and Kitkat reviews
Stranded in the woods, Arthur and Alfred found themselves. With no way to get back to civilization, they find themselves on a door-step. The horrors of being kidnapped, holed up in a room together with Francis, and video-taped doing the obscene is all the duo can hope to see. Will they escape? Or be forced into adult films forever? FrUkUs, FrUk, UsUk, Lemons, smut, Kinky toys
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,149 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - England/Britain, America
A Heart Attack at Seventeen by Watertreker568 reviews
Joss is a slayer. He's been one for a long time, and he is intent on getting rid of the vampire Vladimir Todd. So how will he react to the bobmshell his cousin Henry drops on him? Vlad X Henry. My first fic for this pairing, be nice please! T maybe some M
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/4/2012 - [Vladimir Tod, Henry] - Complete
Falling Asleep Is Not an Option by LeFlemings reviews
Shizuo comes home exhausted from work only to be greeted by a horny Izaya who won't let him sleep. Izuo/smut/yaoi.. probably lemon too.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Izaya's Definition of Fun by Miyuki Wynter reviews
"Shizu-chan, I want to try something with you…" Little did Shizuo know that those words would later lead to him being handcuffed to his own bed with Izaya digging through a black bag he had brought with him to Shizuo's apartment. Izuo and Shizaya twoshot
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,109 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Teenagers Scare Me! by rainyRay reviews
Teenagers really do scare those poor police men. Delinquent!AU; Slight UsUk; Yaoi and Yuri. Song-fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Humiliation by Miyuki Wynter reviews
He was stuck handcuffed in the middle of the sidewalk. As if that wasn't bad enough, Izaya was also completely naked. Sick!Izaya. Shizaya. Rated M for later chapters.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,481 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Angel showers by Lilstiel reviews
One shot. Destiel shower sex.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Painting Flowers Brown by Curiosity Killed Kristy reviews
And then, he puts the flower in a vase. He paints it brown on a canvas, though. "Why are you coloring it brown? It's purple, Ichi." He smiles. "That's the color blue and orange make." For the German version, visit www. fanfiktion. de /s/ 51cb499b000124eccb7b3cd
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
A Suggestion of Marriage by Sabathiel reviews
Shizuo's finally decided to pop the question to Izaya, but proposing is a lot harder than he ever thought it would be. Shizaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,850 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Merry Christmas, Arthur by BobHasRainbowVeins reviews
A bit of UsUk Christmas fluff for everyone! Merry Christmas!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Merry Christmas in Wraps by Josie Audriguez reviews
Arthur gets a present from Alfred a few days before Christmas, the note says "Do not open until Christmas." Well it's too bad that Arthur does what Arthur wants. He's in for a surprise. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Love On The Rocks by caribou.and.cake reviews
In the middle of Prohibition, Ichigo is forced to work as a bartender in an illegal speakeasy even though the only thing he loathes more than crime is the blue-haired gangster hellbent on seducing him. GrimmIchi twoshot for Tiana Misoro
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 169 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Slam by dancingtothistwister reviews
Ichigo is never allowed control. GrimmIchi PWP.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Bück Dich by Mistress Penelopye reviews
Yaoi GrimmIchi request. AU, Mature themes. A bit OOC in places. discontinued
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,497 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
A Very Bad Day by Nocturnalux reviews
Everyone in Ikebukuro slashes Shizuo and Izaya, much to their distress. In an attempt to flee from a crazy mob of rabid fangirls they end up holed in Comiket where they are far from safe.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Smoker's Lounge by Zo One reviews
It all started with a bad habit. UkUs; UsUk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,385 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
My Heaven ONESHOT by Shirosaki413 reviews
this is PURE smut. grimmichi. like, pure, only, definately only smut. i figured i was due for a smut filled fanfic. one-shot, no next chapter. uhh...thats about it.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
All I Want by caribou.and.cake reviews
Ichigo looks for love in all the wrong places and in all the wrong ways, earning him quite the reputation. So when longtime crush the sexy-as-all-hell Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez asks him out, he knows what to expect...or does he? AU, oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,071 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Happy Birthday You Idiot by screammealullaby reviews
It's that time of year again, America's birthday and he has a huge party planned! But the real present doesn't come till later... UkUs Smut, yaoi, don't like? Please leave Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/30/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
By the Shot of a Gun by irldothewindything reviews
A single shot is what separates them; a single shot is what brings them back together. Hints of yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by iGermany reviews
Ichigo's been captured by Grimmjow! To top it off, Grimmjow only wants to play his twisted version of 'truth or dare? How will Ichigo react?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,281 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Of Involuntary Movements and Masochism by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Whenever America bottoms, he scratches. A lot. Their first time together, England finds this out the hard way and he LOVES it. Might be a little triggery. But also somehow fluffy because that's how I roll. UKUS. Short deanon from the Kinkmeme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/23/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Jagged Edges by Nocturnalux reviews
Kida embarks in a very tortuous affair with Izaya. Suffering from serious issues Kida is drawn to Izaya's warped ideas and thus finds himself in a downward spiral of moral decay and sexual corruption. Izaya/Kida. WARNING: Very dark fic.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 82 - Words: 63,600 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Izaya O., Masaomi K. - Complete
Sometimes the Snow Comes Down in June by Taimat reviews
Izuo. Shizuo is needy. Izaya is obliging.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
A Game of Poker by Bookkbaby reviews
YAOI LUCKY Pair, Yullen. It started as a simple game of poker, but a little white lie from Lavi changes everything. -'If you lose... you spend the night here, with me, and let me do whatever I want with you.'-
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 253,748 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Lavi, Tyki Mikk - Complete
Slightly Wrong Destination by faithwood reviews
All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 154 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I'm Psycho, Baby by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
Ichigo becomes engaged in a rape fantasy that he will not soon forget. AU Mature.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,190 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Tie Me Down by Saunwolfgirl reviews
Written for the drrrkink meme. Contains: YAOI, BOY/BOY, SMUT. Shizaya. Izaya gets kidnapped and drugged.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,897 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Christmas Proposal by Hitsu4HinaEva -Hari-Sama reviews
Yeah.. It's pretty much self-explanatory, nee ? USUK If you like da flaffiness, you will like this story ;D Reviews are love! ONESHOT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
To Give Your Heart by Kitty Faerie reviews
Being stuck in a car on Christmas Eve was not what America planned, but he's ready to make it work. When the two exchange presents, America gives England something so beautiful; a piece of his heart. Oneshot; USUK... Merry Christmas !
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Four Way Phone Call by Rukazaya reviews
Delic x Izaya Shiki Shizuo. As Izaya's boyfriend, Delic gets frustrated how 'busy' Izaya can be on the phone. Feeling slightly insecure if Izaya's going out with him due to his "Shizuo's looks" Delic starts to tease Izaya on one of his business calls.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., Shiki, Delic - Complete
Wolves and Sheep by TwinKoi reviews
Gakuen: USUK. Arthur is at the top of the class, yet constantly harassed and preyed upon by the school's football team. Alfred must make the choice between his team and protecting the sheep...Arthur. M for some language, molestation, dark themes
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Anything for you by AmberLynx reviews
Ichigo frowned at the restricted gentleness in blue-haired man's movements, feeling how tense he was. "It's not the real you, is it?" he asked quietly, looking inside the other's eyes. "Show me. I won't tell anyone." Not everything is as it seems.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Love the Way You Lie by R4ND0MF4ND0M reviews
A GrimmIchi songfic **first post on fanfic**
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
So, How Hard Did You Work? by Angelchan2012 reviews
Grimm comes home from a business meeting and Ichi's excited, that is, until he sees a love bite on the blunette.Can Grimm make it up to the berry?What will the berry do? Yaoi, rated M language R&R
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Labor of Love by bellabambina248 reviews
Sasuke saves a blond boy one day. What will happen when the boy's past uncovers? Beware; LOTS of Spanking, Abuse, bizarreness, Yaoi, SasuNaru, tons of fluff, and Cross-dressing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Spoils of War by kabukimono reviews
Yukimura suffers a complete defeat at the hands of Masamune, both in body and in soul. Now he must fight for revenge. Contains depictions of rape, abuse, insanity and character death.
Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,685 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - S. Yukimura, D. Masamune - Complete
Strawberry Bad Boy: Expansion Pack by Mistress Penelopye reviews
An extension of the AU fic Strawberry Bad Boy. Occurs four year after the end of the original story and follows Grimmjow and Ichigo as they make a tough life decision.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,473 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Strawberry Bad Boy by Mistress Penelopye reviews
Ichigo is a premed student with an interesting night job: Stripper at a gay bar. Grimmjow sees something he wants and will do whatever he has to to have it. A lewd proposition he can't refuse, but just how far will it go? AU, Yaoi, slight OOC.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 240,196 - Reviews: 2375 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Le Morte d'Arthur by RobinRocks reviews
FrUK/USUK. On the languages they share and those that they don't: France at his cruellest, England at his weakest and America kind in his greater strength. Set in both 1066 and 1944. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,224 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/23/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Twisted With You by Cutthroat Pixie reviews
Spain/S.Italy: Lovino finally confesses to Antonio, the only way he knows how to.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/12/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 295 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Favours For The Chief by DeanHeartsCas reviews
This is how Dean got out of The Chief's basement in 'Criss Angel is a Douchebag'. Dean/The Chief. Don't like? Don't read!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
Wedding by Metamorcy reviews
AU, Sequel to Demonic, after everything that has happened, Ichigo has found love but now he has to get married. Oh boy… HichiIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,197 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Demonic by Metamorcy reviews
AU, Sold to a demon prince of the underworld as a slave, Ichigo finds himself in more troubles than one. HichiIchi! Now beta'd!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,432 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
C h a i n e d: by Jiraya Junior reviews
Sometimes... love can be mistaken, for a lunatic form of obsession. SasuNaru, KakaIru, NejiGaar, ItaKyu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,567 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Double Face, Triple Pain by Jiraya Junior reviews
SasuNaru, ItaNaru, KyuuNaru, AU, On Earth, Naruto is a regular high school nerd who is the target of ‘Crown Prince’, Uchiha Sasuke. In Eden, he is a BDSM sex slave of ‘Hell King’, Uchiha Itachi. Which will he choose, physical pain or emotional torture?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 138 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Haunted House on the Hill by FastForward reviews
Naruto is the biggest scaredycat in town, so what happens when he's dared to stay in a supposedly haunted house, and his rival finds out? Full summary inside. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,575 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Twisted Massage: Edited reviews
This is the edited version, I really just took out the random heading with my name since it's awkward and put in a few notes. Same as last time, All credit goes to the creator of Durarara! and the anon who came up with the idea. I just wrote the story.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Love is a Battlefield reviews
First song fic, reviews are appreciated :) America and England, kinda about the relationship between the two during the Revolutionary War
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Welcome Home
Just something I whipped up for Veterans Day. It's a day late PLEASE FORGIVE ME! . I own everything except Takano Masamune. He's not mine. Nor is Shounen Jump. Except for those two, I own the characters and the idea. :)
Sekaiichi Hatsukoi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Complete
I Love you Forever reviews
Joss said he was going to kill me. He confessed his feelings instead. I love you...forever READ STORY TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS! : sex. smut. stuff like that. characters are extremely OOC so dont hate me. sad fic, first of joss and vlad
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Joss, Vladimir Tod