I doubt people will be reading this yet. However, it wouldn't hurt to say a few things about myself in order for you, my faithful readers to grasp an understanding about me.

I'm an avid reader of Naruto fanfiction, it being the only type I read ravenously and write quite often.

Well.

Not quite often as I'd like but I digress; I am a busy man and as such expect updates to be few and far or constant and habitual. Sometimes I'll be on time, sometimes I'm not, as most of you are aware creativity can be quite a bitch at times.

But here are three things I promise.

1) I will finish all my posted stories, even it takes X years (I sincerely hope that it doesn't) and such.

2) I will do my absolute best to post something once a week, if not (unfortunately) once a month.

3) I will never EVER be sober while typing a story.

That is all.