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Hi all of you visiting my page. I'm Canadian and have a shameless appreciation for self-insertion fics that reaches back to the quizilla days of old.

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Sanitize by Sage Thrasher reviews
Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,755 - Reviews: 3011 - Favs: 8,407 - Follows: 9,439 - Updated: 7h - Published: 4/2/2017 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Best Laid Plans Of Mice And Morons by Sublimey reviews
A blood Mage joins the grey wardens just before the battle of Ostagar. Cinna doesn't know a lot of things, but she does know that she's never done a smart thing in her goddamn life. Accidentally curing the blight along the way just so happened to one of the few good things. AU, OC-insert, (Modern-girl-in-Thedas)
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,840 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 10/16/2018 - [OC, Carver H., Cailan T.] Alistair
Expectations & Revelations by The Butterfly Defect reviews
Dying sucks. Being reincarnated into the Naruto-verse? Don't even get me started. Self-insert OC story (AU Naruto-verse) (Dark themes) Rewritten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 148,664 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 2,174 - Follows: 2,622 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Shikamaru N., Minato N., Team Seven, OC
Guardian Angel of Trouble Twins by DianaMoth reviews
Reincarnating as a crow was nicer than you would think... until the Trouble Twins found the summoning scroll for the Karasu. Then they grew on her and she had to save their lives. How annoying. They better gave her lots of almonds or she'll elope with the ninken summoner! - Uchiha Massacre Fix-it
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,101 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 3,396 - Follows: 2,541 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 4/22/2016 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Shisui U., OC
Saeko's Boutique and Occasional Torture Store by Abundant E reviews
Rachel Greenwood was the self proclaimed queen of Los Angeles and all things fashion—until she fell off a balcony, drunk and high, and was reborn as a peasant. OC-Insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,916 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 4/4/2018 - Madara U., OC
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 23534 - Favs: 16,798 - Follows: 16,725 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Child Borne of Spring by iaso reviews
Haruko Maito was a ballerina in her last life and finds herself as a ninja in her new one. No, she doesn't understand the connection either. She also doesn't understand why she's alive - if she's even alive in the first place - but she figures that she might as well have a bit of fun for as long as she's stuck on this disastrous ride. SI/OC as Gai's twin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,007 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 2,256 - Follows: 2,948 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 3/3/2018 - Kakashi H., Gai M., Minato N., OC
The Guardian in Spite of Herself by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
The reward for a job well done is a bigger job. In this case, Ayakawa Yukiko's new job is a lot more complicated than anyone expected. The Uchiha massacre and its aftermath, in the world of 'The Way of the Apartment Manager.' WIP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,654 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 1,797 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., OC
Flash Point by DeGlace reviews
High-flying lawyer Ino Yamanaka is scrambling complete this year's mandatory pro bono service hours. She takes on what should've been a simple case – except, well, her client is Deidara. As it turns out, prissy ice queens and volatile ex-cons do not play nice. Deidara x Ino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,312 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 9/22/2018 - Published: 1/14/2017 - [Deidara, Ino Y.]
Clockwork and a Teacup by Artsome reviews
What if you woke up to a role so completely unfitting and with a future already made? With a contrasting mindset, knowledge in a convoluted mess and ambitions steered a different direction, this only completed the odd assembly that was the new Haruno Sakura. Welcome to her life. OC Self Insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 220,638 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 4,273 - Follows: 4,948 - Updated: 6/23/2018 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Sakura H., OC
Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,883 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 2,794 - Follows: 2,696 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
The Yondaime's Assistant by DianaMoth reviews
When I reincarnated in the world of Naruto, I was lucky enough to live in Konoha but not lucky enough to get all the superpowers you could hope for. I failed my jounin-sensei test and ended up in the Genin Corps. Bye bye jounin rank but, considering it also meant avoiding the battlefield, that's fine with me. Now I just had to get a position allowing me to change History...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 157,095 - Reviews: 1704 - Favs: 5,067 - Follows: 4,899 - Updated: 4/19/2018 - Published: 11/15/2016 - [OC, Genma S., Kakashi H.] Minato N. - Complete
Stamping on Butterflies by kjate95 reviews
I had a feeling in the back of my mind as if something had changed that day. Had I looked around I would have noticed a shadow lurking in the trees and something change in said persons eyes with interest. I might have regretted revealing so much. But I didn't notice, and so I remained blissfully ignorant. Hyuuga/SI/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 140,247 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 3,210 - Follows: 3,953 - Updated: 4/16/2018 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Neji H., Shikamaru N., Itachi U., OC
Fatespinner by masqvia reviews
The ability to speak to ghosts sounded like a joke—at least it did, until it put a target on my back. Survival was at the top of the list and changing the future was laughable at best. Then I got attached, and the whole game changed. [SI/OC-Centric, AU. Slow build.] {Discontinued, being re-written under a new title.}
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 116,080 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 10/29/2017 - Published: 11/4/2015 - Itachi U., Shisui U., OC
To Kill a Bull by Discoabc reviews
"At least the other clan kids of the series had something to protect themselves with practically from birth. Sakura was blessed with the oh so helpful gift of a larger than average forehead." The remedy is often worse than the disease it cures. I refused to be that remedy. OC-insert as Sakura Semi-AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,964 - Reviews: 2309 - Favs: 4,178 - Follows: 4,957 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H., OC
The Cat Came Back by UmbreonGurl reviews
Being a panther summon is not always easy. Especially when your summoners keep dying. [One-shot] [Panther Summon OC]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 96 - Published: 5/29/2017 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Mikoto U., OC - Complete
An Eye for an Eye by Sage Thrasher reviews
Reincarnation. In an anime. As a blind Uchiha. You've gotta be kidding me. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,511 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 2,063 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 1/25/2016 - Hiruzen S., Fugaku U., Nawaki S., OC
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 611,984 - Reviews: 9289 - Favs: 6,770 - Follows: 5,312 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC - Complete
Reincarnation Roulette by Silver Queen reviews
Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,491 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 2,731 - Follows: 2,400 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012
Oki by insertxcoolxnamexhere reviews
A Kiri Nin OC following from childhood and set before Naruto Storyline. I don'town Naruto only the OCS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 131,094 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Zabuza M., OC
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3616 - Favs: 4,951 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Spire by LoquaciousQuark reviews
A legal loophole after "Alone" results in Hawke inheriting the entirety of Danarius's estate, including all his slaves—and Fenris. But Tevinter is not friendly to foreigners or fugitives, and as Hawke and Fenris struggle to save both his freedom and her slaves, they find themselves mired in political and magical intrigues whose sinister depths extend beyond anything they've faced.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 112,184 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Mute by LoquaciousQuark reviews
Blood mages kidnap Hawke for use in a powerful ritual. Rescue comes too late, and now Hawke must deal with the difference between survival and life. A kmeme prompt run rampant. Hawke/Fenris, complete.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,491 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
The Space Between by Fever Dream reviews
After their brief romance, Marian Hawke and Fenris try to salvage their friendship. Kirkwall is never kind, however, and the worst struggle is yet to come, as Hawke loses everything and becomes a slave to bitterness. Has magic truly spoiled everything?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,883 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
The World is Abyss by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
She'd heard about Abyss from shady travelers, a couple whores who'd tried to make a living down there, and one trader with a missing hand; all of them mentioned Cerberus, and none of it pleasant, but it got her thinking. Rated M for everything Fallout.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,060 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Charon, Lone Wanderer
Princesses by Bladesworn reviews
Arl Eamon tells him, "All women are princesses in their own way, lad. Once you realize that, it's merely a matter of what dragons they need slain."
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Alistair - Complete
Duality by DyrraDegan reviews
It is the end, Malachor has been destroyed and Kreia is finished. What has become of the crew of the Ebon Hawk and where will the Exile go from this point? As the lone Master to her Padawans is she doomed to a solitary existence? LSF ExileBao Dur.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,547 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 9/16/2007
Dance in Darkness by Sings-off-key reviews
NWN2 OC. Karlas, an aspiring thief in search of adventure, scrapes the mud of West Harbor off his boots. Contains slash.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,351 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007
Remembering to Forget by Plebia reviews
My version of the events of KotOR 2, with the main plotline centering around LSF Jaelyn Kasra & BaoDur. This story has NOT been abandoned, I'm just suffering from extreme lack of time to write and mild writer's block. I'll update sometime, I swear!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,613 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007
Baggage Claim by Trillian4210 reviews
For Rian Sage's challenge on the forums. Jolee Bindo, Lirik Thrakill and HK47 spend some quality time while waiting in line at a crowded spaceport, and learn the real difference between luggage and baggage.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Complete