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Hi all you people tht I'd like to put in ovens! I like the color blue, as you'd know if you saw my Yahoo! mail account. Which you can't. Hah. I also like people with a sense of humor. These are the ones I tend to not put in ovens. :wink: I have enjoy the following: Spongebob Squarepants, Wicked, Life of Pi, Survivor, OC, Da Vinci Code, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Artemis Fowl Series, and The Series of Unfortunate Events. Phrase I'm Currently Obessed With: "My GOD u r ugly! Oh wait. that's not u, its a (insert name of animal)." Previous Phrase: "That's blindingly obvious..." NYMPHS SHALL RULE THE WORLD! ANOUNCEMENT: Steve Irwin died. You know, famous T.V. persona, The Crocodile Hunter. He was killed by a stingray while filming an underwater document on the Great Barrier Reef. MOURN YOU WICKED, COLD, UNCARING WORLD! If you wish to mourn with me, I am available at so_sue_me_sucka@yahoo.com ...so... I like unorthodox pairings. Slash is fun to read. Femslash disturbs me, and when disturbed, i tend to put people in ovens. Have a filthy life! ~I-Put-Ppl-In-Ovens |
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Voldemort Gives Harry A Sign, Repeatedly! by jennifer snape reviews
Harry stubbed his toe. Hermione screamed. “Aaarrgh! It’s a sign from Voldemort! Don’t move, Harry, I’ll get Dumbledore!” Short spoof.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Story without a Title by goldphoenix007 reviews
This is a sequel to Alls fair in love and war. Harry and Ron have to visit Voldemort, so he can help him reverse a potion gone wrong...terribly and horribly wrong...only to find that things are just getting worse. eekgads!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Harry P., Ron W.
Why Galbatorix is Lame by alsdssg reviews
Title is pretty selfexplanitory. I wrote it when I was bored so please don't take it as an insult to Eragon.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 37,502 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006
Through the Diary by flame of cold reviews
Dear Tom...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Alls fair in love and war by goldphoenix007 reviews
Hogwarts is hosting a completely random ball out of nowhere. Harry wants to take Hermione but so does Ron. Another boy plans to do the same thing. But who does Hermione have in mind?Read to find out!This story is filled with evil plans, crazy boys, and ea
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,347 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Afrit by Apo reviews
One of the affairs mentioned in Ptolemy's Gate. Pg. 35 Footnote. Disclaimer: I don't own the Bartimaeus Trilogy. Please read and review!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
Genghis' Death by Apo reviews
One of the affairs mentioned in Ptolemy's Gate. Pg. 466 Footnote. Disclaimer: I don't own the Bartimaeus Trilogy. Please read and review!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
The Ambassador's Wife by Apo reviews
One of the affairs mentioned in Ptolemy's Gate. Pg. 35 Footnote. Disclaimer: I don't own the Bartimaeus Trilogy. Please read and review!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
The Envelope by Apo reviews
One of the affairs mentioned in Ptolemy's Gate. Pg. 35 Footnote. Disclaimer: I don't own the Bartimaeus Trilogy. Please read and review!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
Saturday Night Fever by Kelitzo reviews
How would you react to Artemis in a onepiece purple disco suit and pink plastic dancing shoes? Let's just say Juliet hates to be scared, and nothing is scarier than Artemis' Saturday Night Fever. Please read and review! WARNING: OOC, fluffish, and ridicul
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Artemis F., Juliet B. - Complete
Almost Forever by the black knight reviews
Julius navigates his way through the afterlife, and finds maybe life after death isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Julius R. - Complete
The Anarchist and the Oyster by Apo reviews
One of the missions mentioned in Ptolemy's Gate. Pg. 35, footnote. Disclaimer: I don't own the Bartimaeus Trilogy. Please read and review!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2006
The Resolute by Migratory reviews
The story of Asmoral the Resolute, mentioned as a footnote in the Amulet of Samarkand.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete