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Hi! My name is Tiffany but every1 calls me Kisa. I'm weird and well proud of it. I have had so much drama in my life at this point i say 'fuck love!'. SO ALL THOSE GUYS WHO KEEP ASKIN ME OUT BETTER QUIT IT BEFORE I BREAK SOMEONE'S FUCKIN NECK!!(I can do it 2, I have a purple belt). I absolutely LOVE anime its like I'm obsessed w/ it. i have 3 best freiendz dat r annoying as hell but i still love them(if you don't know how you can love your siblings yet at the same time want to kill them then you must have been an only child)

Well, ill leave u 2 my profile & stories, until next time.

ja-ne,

(below is my character's profile so u know)

name:Naomi(yin)

age:19(not my real age)

species: black & gold dragon demon (i'm somehow mixed wit a half~dog~demon and werewolf) i hav a gold cruved star

appearance: midnight black hair with gold streaks going through it. 2 crimson red stripes on each check, wrist, hips, and ankles, also 1 on each eyelid. she also has a gold curved star symbol on her brow, and behind her is a long black & gold tip tail!(when shes not in her human disguise)! she usually wears a short mid-thigh kimono with a slit stopping at her hip and has dark blue lining and obi with a silver dragon circling her waist going up her chest with the head stopping on her right shoulder. she also wears her swordz which happen 2 be da swordz dat inuyasha inu no tashio n sesshomatu own. she also has the deepest most beautiful gold(yes i know she has a lot of gold on her) eyes you've ever seen.

personality: acts cold and distant to people she doesn't know(usually she acts like she hates everyone and everything but that's just her nature, she doesn't trust people easily), but if she gets use to you you'll think shes the sweetest person alive; despite her temper and bad-mouth. if you tick her off, say good bye to everyone you know cause she will kill you in an instant. she is very trustworthy, but has a hard time trusting others. shes kind, and gentle toward animals, sometimes the same toward others except(some) guys. very artistic, and VERYunpredictable, especially with sweets and as tricky and sedusive as a kitsune.

true form: shes a giant panther with midnight fur with randomly placed silver and navy blue stripes in it about 30 ft tall but can change size. she has blue flames around her neck, paws, and tail. she has 2 crimson red strips on her checks, hips, and paws. she has silver fangs and claws that are 4ft long and could poison you with one touch( its silver because of the acids in them) and bright red eyes and a blue flame symbol on her forehead.

lovesdark colors, her 2 dog/wolfs; kage & kashoku(dark and bright light), nature, being a bad-ass, causing trouble, playing pranks, animals, fighting(both yelling and physical), taking walks

hates: the color pink, annoying guys(which is most of them), pervs(cough:miroku:cough), sluts, hoes, bitches(the last 3 kinky-hoe), and the most important...KIKYO(kami just want to go in that world and cut her up in lil pieces)!!

powers: control fire, ice, shadows(dark), and light, read minds, travels through time(thanks toThe Jewel of Desyiny thats located on her sword Gin), breath fire, speak to animals of any kind, control other objects( like making them float in air, doing everything she tells them to do), purification powers, poison released from claws and fangs, and a few more but i don't feel like writing them.

weapons:Tetsiga,Tensaga,So'Unga (don't ask how she obtained those swordz cuz we dont even kno)


this is me below...most hated/loved is underlined

age:
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I TELL YOU!! HOW DO I KNOW UR NOT A STALKER U PSYCHO!!

nickname(s):
Naomi
Kagome
Hemino
Tohru
Kisa

favorite sayings/insults:
'Bite me!!'(most used)-kathrine
'Yeah… I'm fine… Fucked-up, insecure, neurotic, emotional'-shadowess
‘When life hands you lemons, stick them down your bra and make your boobs bigger.’-idk
'If payback is a bitch, and revenge is sweet, then i must be the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet'idk
'Drink coffee, do stupid things faster with more energy!'idk
'Lifes a bitch. 'Cause if it was a slut it'd be easy'me
When life hands you lemons...shut up and eat your damn lemons!!'idk
'Im not crazy! My reality is just different than yours'-me
'Come to the dark side, we have cookies!!' (this is my absolute fav!)-everywhere
‘When in doubt, take them all and sort out the mess later.’-me
'If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success'-me
'If someone eggs your house, burn theirs down'(this is something i would defiantly do)-tv i forget what show
'Sir im afraid you've gone mad with power...' 'Of course i've gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power?! Its boring, no one listens to you!'-the simsons movie
“I am not acting like a dumbass. There is not ‘I’ in dumbass but there is a ‘u’ for your information”idk
“Why don’t you go put a condom on your head, because if you are going to act like a dick you may as well look like one too”idk
"who do?" "we do" "who doo doo?" "we doo doo" "you're 8th graders and you doo doo?" "...yeah" Kin's principal and some random kid talkin at the pep rally

sex:
Female

eyes:
honey

hair:
black

height:
5'8

race:
Cuban,Puerto Rican

definition:
evil (did u ever notice that if u add a 'd' it says 'devil'?)

zodiac animal:
dog

zodiac sign:
Libra

likes:
drawing
painting
coloring
of course writing
animals
the Japanese language

dislikes:
rodents
GRETA!
monkeyz

fav shows:
inuyasha
fruits basket
black cat
DN Angel
D. Gray Man
full metal alchemist
death note
Pretear(i blame sen 4 dat show!)

fav books:
harry potter
Eragon
Eldest(well actually any type of fiction book)
Twilight
Breaking Dawn
New Moon
Eclipse

favpairings:
sess/kag
sess/rin
kyo/tohru
tohru/yuki
inu/kag
kag/koga

most hated pairings:
inu/kik(only if they burn in hell! then its fine)
kag/mir( this is wrong man! leave da perv to sango and kag to anyone who doesn't suck! cough-inuyasha sucks-cough)
kag/san (0.0 EEEWWWW! ppl yaoi-guy+guy- is hot, not Yuri -girl+girl-)
hiei/kar (0.o ok, i know i just said/wrote yaois hot, BUT NOT WIT THEM! THEY'RE BEST FRIENDS FOR KAMI'S SAKE!!)
hiei/botan(... X.X -dead- WAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WIT ALL U SICKOS!! HES HOT AND SILENT, SHES JUST PLAIN PERKY-SHUDDERS- THERES NO WAY IT WILL EVERWORK!!)
sakura/ any1(SHE SHOULD BURN IN HELL!! & WHAT IS WITH HER HAIR?! I MEAN WHO IN THE FUCKIN WORLD HAS PINK HAIR!!)

loves:
anime
dogs(puppies)
all big cats
nature


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Here is a list of things to do at Wal-Mart:

22 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

21. Go to a random aisle and try to reach the top item. When someone comes and asks you if you need help, scream loudly "I can't reach my chexcereal!" and keep screaming it until they go away.

22. Stand in the middle of an aisle way and burst out into the Pepto Bismol song, dance moves included.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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Okay! Here's a list of all my pet peeves for all you authors out there! Not only that, but they are good, VERY good, grammar tips:

1. KNOW HOW TO USE A COMMA PROPERLY! in case you don't know what it looks like...it looks a lot like this - ,

2. words such as YOUR, YOU'RE, THEN, THAN, THREW, THROUGH, TO, TOO, THEIR, and THEY'RE...are ALL DIFFERENT WORDS! know which one to use! ugh! i hate this one almost the most! there's more i just can't think of them to list them.

3. periods? ever hear of them? they're not just something girls have once a month...they are actually a part of every sentence you write...USE THEM!

4. past, present, and future tense...which ever you decide to use...STICK WITH IT! however, it's not uncommon to slip up every now and then...i do it, too...i see it, but then i go back and fix it...

5. state who it is that is speaking! for the good Lord, people! unless you only have two people talking and it's pretty obvious who is saying what, then you should be saying, "so-and-so said this" and "so-and-so said that"...otherwise it just gets WAY too confusing

if i have any more pet peeves, i can't think of them at the moment...but, just because they are my pet peeves, doesn't mean i'm not human...because i am, and because i am human, i make mistakes...just like everyone else...except for JaganshiKenshin...who is the god of fanfiction here on this site...never have i read a better fanfic than JaganshiKenshin's...but, because i make mistakes, i know that the rest of you are human and make mistakes as well...so i forgive you and try to plow through some of the worst grammar-murdering fanfics out there simply because of good plots and character pairings...but mostly good plots...even though half-way through the first chapter i want to pull out my hair from all the grammatical errors...

so, anyway...there you haveit...my pet peeves...and a bit of my flaws, but yet, some good qualities i like to think i have...yeesh...I'm way too nice to people...lol

GAH! THAT REMINDS ME!

6. when writing a story...KEEP OUT ALL INTERNET LINGO AND ACRONYMS!! not only is it grammatically incorrect, it is EXTREMELY tacky! some examples of this would be...LOL, JK, ROFL, LMAO, etc...please don't make me list more...it's too excruciating...

7.HYPHENS! they don't-get-placed-wherever-you-feel-like-putting-them...MOST WORDS ARE NOT HYPHENATED! LEARN WHICH ONES ARE AND DON'T HYPHENATE THE ONES THAT AREN'T! it's freaking annoying...

8. the word OF does NOT follow the contraction WOULD'VE...which in case some people don't know, it means WOULD HAVE...seriously think about this...does it make any sense?

9. RECYCLING WORDS OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER...it's quite annoying isn't it? OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER...yeah...that's what i thought

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