Profile, hm? Well gee... what can I possibly say about myself? Let's see...

I'm an emotional masochist whose levels of loneliness and sarcasm cannot be measured by current science.

I love cats, Yaoi, and blood.

I'm a gamer more obsessive than I should be, and I have a wonderful flair for the epic and dramatic/theatrical. (*COUGH!*Ghirahim!*COUGH!*)

I'm addicted to caffeine and Anime (which I'm sure most others on this site are).

I'm a total Romantic, however dark I may be/get, and I'm as Emo as you can feasibly get without makeup and impossible hairstyles (sorry not sorry). Most of my sentences begin with a wistful sigh. I'm quite the apathetic fellow, but I tell people that I'm just chill as hell.

I'm a pluviophile (that means that I love rain) with nyctophiliac tendencies (love of night and darkness). I'm also kind of a Grammar Nazi who also has a bad habit of *AHEM!* giving too much detail.

Tl;dr
I'm a typical young snarkastic angsty bastard with a slightly twisted sense of humor who likes rainy days and black jeans.