Narnia: so lovely and enticing. At least as long as there are humans there, that is. Who'd have thought that it was anything except a nice Christian allegory?

Then again, everyone in Narnia is an absolute animal! Rawr!

Know ye this: Dirty Narnians is fan fiction. Or parody. Or just plain disgusting. Whatever you want, really. Take it seriously at your own risk.

Thanks to the fact that all characters are stolen straight out of Fine Literature, we don't care what you do with this. We wouldn't claim it as our intellectual property if we could. So take what you want, use it how you will, and if you feel like tossing us a bone of recognition, that's cool, too. But if you claim that you wrote it, we'll set Tumnus on you, and trust me, you would much rather forgo that particular "pleasure."

All Dirty Narnians updates go directly online at the official LiveJournal. Updates here will be much slower, and dependent on whether people care.