hey im imcrazycuzimkewl and i am a very crazy person as you can tell by my name some facts about me are...

wait why would i tell you my momma raised me right, she said i wasnt aloud to talk to stranger and yeah we may not actually be talkin but i would still be givin out informatoin about my self and then some creepy stalker person could be creepy and stalkerish wich is exactly why those people are called that

anyway, now for some funny sayins, things to live by, and just random crap that i felt like putting on here have fun!

but dont copy me cuz if ya do ill have to sick my pet unicorn on you and let me just say its not a very pleasant experience.

here you go (again)

hold on to your grandmas!!!

don't hit kids, no seriously, they have guns now!

dont make me go all crazy white girl on you (well actually im albino but no one has to know shhhh. its a secret)

by the time you get finished reading this you will have realized you just wasted about 5 seconds of your life. thanx anyways!

im the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence at something that happened yesterday

when you have crazy friends you have crazy times

its good to be random

im the kinda gurl who walks into chairs and says sorry

moo ima pig

i tried to be NORMAL once... it didnt work out

im either the coolest nerd or the nerdiest cool person you will ever meet

no me and my friends r not drunk or high we r just crazy and silly and thats how we roll

me and my freinds r dorkier than a box of nerds

we r the kinda friends that kill each other over a handful of doritos and in the end we dont say sorry we say haha, sucker!

its not my fault that when i was a baby i was dropped in a box of GLITTER and have been shining ever since

so stick that in your juice box and suck it

gotta problem with me? solve it.

think im trippin?tie my shoes.

cant stand me?sit back down.

cant face me?turn around.

haha. wait? what?

i love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, wierd, lame, socially challenged friends

one of a kind youll never find another quite LIKE ME

your the peanut to my butter

the star to my burst

the pop to my tart

the fruit to my loop

but most importantly,

your the best to my friend

of course im talking to my self...who else can i trust

scream like a physco... dance like an idiot...party like a rockstar

some day i want to make the worlds first orange banana (and no its not both the fruits mixed together... all though that would be awesome!)

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. its when you argue with your self and lose when its weird

"Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good."

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that your really smart.

To let you know, I hate these things too. But this one freaked me out! O_O

there were 2 girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The first girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared.

Girls' friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there.

The news the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am.

Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

OH MY GOD A NIGHT TROLL!!

IM GOING TO PIGFARTS A SCHOOL FOR WIZARDRY ON MARS! MWAAHHHHAHAH!

no wait kids im not dangerous and im not homeless... anymore

that so called candy lady was a death eater and she was about two seconds away from killing you, your little friend, and his pet night troll

you always have been and you always will be a butt trumpet... and you know why? becuz you got a trumpeting butt

my name is draco malfoy. i am a racist.i despise gingers...and mudbloods.i hate gryfindor house.and my parents work for the people who killed your parents.do you want to be my friend?

any ways im sure ill come up with more but thatz all i got for right now!