i love zane from lego ninjago

NINJAGO LOVERS OATH!
Whenever I feel the flakes on my nose,
and winter comes around.
When I feel the chill of the weather,
in my mind, Zane will be found.
Whenever I feel overly warm,
or see the glowing flames.
When fire or tempers are around,
I will speak Kai's name.
When the flash eminates through my room,
or I hear the boom that's after.
When lightning is showing itself through the clouds,
through my mind I hear Jay's laughter.
When look at the sand or trip in the dirt,
and feel the messy ground.
When earth is around me, especially rocks,
In my mind, Cole will be around.
Whenever I find a youthful girl,
who is brave, and strong, and kind.
Who is better than others think her to be,
Nya will cross my mind.
When I find a man, both old and wise,
who lectures them on end.
Who tries to find the facts in life,
Sensei Wu's voice is in my head.
When a person is dark, and obsessed with power,
who on the inside is kind,
who loves family dearly, yet unable to behave,
Lord Garmadon invades my mind, admirable and brave.
When I find a child, who tries to grow up to fast,
and swears to be as his father.
Who actually is strong at heart,
my mind's what Lloyd will bother.
Upon seeing snakes, instead of fleeing,
or looking at them with fear,
I smile at the snakes, even as they hiss,
and think of the serpentine leaders. (Skales!)

You say forks, I say shurikins.
You say Edward and Bella, I say Jay and Nya.
You say Jacob Black, I say the black ninja.
You say Volturi, I say Serpentine
You say "Go to Hell" I say "Visit the Dark Island"
You say rock, paper, scissors, I say rock, paper, clamp.
You say childhood, I say Legos.
You say Hitler, I say the Evil Overlord.
You say school, I say training.
You say, "We're so dead!" I say, "We're so hooped!"
You say home, I say the Bounty.
You say life, I say Ninjago. :3