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HEY! It's Becca!

10 facts about me:

1) I am in love with the Twilight Saga!!!!

2) I am a Junior Lifeguard.

3) I am in High School. (ughhh no I'm not gonna tell you which one!)

4) I am like totally from the valley!

5) Water skiing and softball!!! WHAT IT IS..WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!

6) My fav food is SUSHI!!!!! duhhh! :P butt...MEL'S DINER IS THE BEST!

7) When I grow up, I want to be a Disney princess! (no joke...preferably BELLE!)

8) Classic Rock is the only good music.

9) I play the guitar, violin, drums, and I sing!

10) If I could be anywhere right now, I would be at Santa Monica beach and pier with my Junior Lifeguard besties eating funnel cake and jammin' out to music!

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Text you.

Love you.

(Awwwwwww...so true...luv it!:)

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What A Good Friend Should Do

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

For the Girls;)

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Girl: Sorry, there are no services today.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Girl: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..

(so true...so true...)

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High Price by M.D12 reviews
Renesmee Cullen is a poor girl with no family and living on the street until one day she's kidnapped and put up for a auction and sold to Jacob Black. All human. M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,103 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
In Bloom by Pandora97 reviews
3 in Temptations series. Nessie and Jake are finally dating. Leah and Embry have finally settled in but will secrets ruin their lives?Seth&Ashley are getting pretty serious. And then there's the threat of the Volturi to them all. Expect longer chapters&new imprints! PERMANENT HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,194 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
MY WOLF by JUSTaDAMNbook reviews
Renesmee doesn't know about imprint and as she grows up she falls for Jacob but Jacob cant show his feelings for her because he had promised edward not to tell her till her 7th B'day.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,915 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
A Tale Told in Kisses by IndependenceIndividuality reviews
Four times Jacob kisses Nessie, and one time he doesn't. **NOW COMPLETE.**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,374 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Sunset by Pandora97 reviews
BD SPOILER! Paul Wise never really got along with the Black twins. And he's pretty pleased to never have to see Rachel again. Until one day he runs into her on First Beach. What happens? Sorry, the story is a LOT better than the summary makes it sound! PERMANENT HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Rachel, Paul
Overprotective fathers, being a teenager, & Nessie by pocketfullofsunshinexoxo reviews
Being a teenager can be hard, epically when you have overprotective uncles, on top of an overprotective father! Find out how Nessie deals with this while she is dating her oh so handsome werewolf bf Jacob Black This story was Nessie becomes a teenager!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,307 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
If You're Mine by IndependenceIndividuality reviews
- "If you were really mine," Nessie mumbled into his chest, knowing she was sacrificing her dignity even more, but unable to stop. "You would want me to be yours too."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,711 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
The Renesmee Series by greenpeach20 reviews
The Story of how, through her many life experiences, Renesmee fell in love with Jacob. It's primarily romance and humor, but also has a hint of everything else in between.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 287,212 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
My Boyfriends Back by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
Jacob goes to pick Renesmee up from school where he finds she has an admirer and decides to do something about it. JakeNessie. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8396 - Favs: 6,110 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,706 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
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