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NAME: ...you shall never know!!...any way you can call me...Sora, or Sora-chan AGE: why do you want to know!?...sigh...im 15...i think...oh well! HAIR COLOR: um. . . Brown w/tone of dif colors mixed in... Fav. COLOR: purple,silver,blue,white,red,black...and COOKIES!! HEIGHT:around 5'3 or something like that. . . I'm to lazy to measure myself. . . SEX: . . . NO. . . But female, if that's what you wanted to know. . . SIBLINGS: One sister, two brothers~ NOW. . . HERE'S SOME SHIT THAT I DECIDED TO PUT UP HERE. . . . Copy and paste this poem in your profiles if you are against child abuse: My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. XXXXX "I'm sorry if I'm giving up too easily, I just don't have the strength to fight anymore." XXXXX If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you've ever taped your fingers together because you were bored out of your mind and then couldn't get them apart copy and paste this into your profile. If you stack cards just to attract Near then copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile. If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile If you ever randomly walked outside in the middle of the night just to stand in the rain to be like L copy and paste this on your profile. 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If your a fangirl/boy and proud of it, copy this into your profile If there are a million things that you could copy into your profile, copy this into your profile If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenginYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, Unluckykat13, The Crazy Evil Akatsuki Neko,Immortal A, Kimyou-kagome,Gaara’s Teddy 666, BoogiepopShippuden, NekoDoodle, Forbiddensoul562, 1Ivanessence1, If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you're overly paranoid, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and FAILED, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile. If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile. 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If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile If you have a really scary crush on a book, game, or anime character, copy and paste this into your profile then add the names of the ones you like: Near, Inuyasha, Sasori-Danna, Deidara, Hidan, Kanna, Kikyo, Hinata, Shino, Kyo, Ai Enma, Shippo, Pein, Konan, Matt, L, Mello. If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile. If your profile is in a never ending state of change, copy and past this onto your profile If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile. 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. If you like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :) If you've ever been so obsessed with a TV or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you friggin' could, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you friggin' could, copy this into your profile. Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitl raed tihs. Cpoy and Psate tihs itno yuor porflie if you can raed tihs. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. 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If you have ever been totally embarrassed by a parent, relative, friend or anyone else, copy and paste this to your profile. If you write/like lemon, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever gotten annoyed with all of these 'copy and paste this into your profile' sayings, copy and paste this into your profile If you write/like fluff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever stood at a non-automatic door and then been confused when it didn't open, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile. If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance that you thought impossible to choke on), copy & past this in your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, put this in your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile! If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're so kool u trip up the stairs put this in your profile. If you agree that anytype of sakura akatsuki member pairing is sick/makes u cringe/have nightmares/go bleh then put this in your profile. If you still play in revolving doors paste this to your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile Ninety percent of the human race is shallow and simple minded. If you think it's not a mere coincidence that the same amount of people are NaruSaku haters, copy this onto your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile. If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile. If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know there's more to good, random humor than saying, "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile. If you've actually tried to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this. If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you fake your happy for your friends, when your actually sad, and you smile so you can make them happy, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. If you have asked stupid questions to your friends/teacher/parents and they just look at you like 'WTF?' copy and paste this into your profile If you have said something you were thinking out loud without knowing, copy this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile Xx~~~~If you love SasoDei, put this on your profile~~~~xX If you think Sasori is Deidara's seme, put this on your profile The Deidara is a fucking man, so fuck off with your "Deidara's a girl!" bullshit club. If you know Deidara's a man and will kick anyone's ass if they say he's a girl copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Yaoi is better than being straight, put this on your profile! If you think Ino and Sakura are useless morons who are a curse to the show, put this on your profile! IF YOU CAN'T STAND SASOSAKU PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE If you just read this whole long list of copy/paste things, and are now wondering why the hell you did that, go see a therapist, and then copy and paste this. XXXXX Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
XXXXX Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this (THAT REALY MADE ME CRY!!) XXXXX ／l、 Yaaaay kitty! This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your XXXXX (\ /)
XXXXX Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb-war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. XXXXX A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing just to help you cry. A friend is someone who will do what is best for you, even when you don't want them to intervene for your personal safety. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile. XXXXX I went to a birthday party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink at all, So I had a Sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't choose to drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. I knew I made a healthy choice and, Your advice to me was right, As the party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight. I got into my own car, Sure to get home in one piece, Never knowing what was coming, Something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, "The kid that caused this wreck was drunk." His voice seems far away. My own blood is all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, "This girl is going to die." I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high, Because he chose to drink and drive, That I would have to die. So why do people do it, Knowing that it ruins lives? But now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives. Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave, And when I go to heaven, Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave. Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his mom and dad had, I'd still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, I'm getting really scared. These are my final moments, And I'm so unprepared. I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, I love you and good-bye. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! XXXXX Girls Now Men... Men are like fine wine. XXXXX Things to do in an Elevator; 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. XXXXX 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity: 1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down. 2) Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice. 3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In" 5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors" 7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy" 8) Don't use any punctuation 9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk . 10) Ask people what sex they are. laugh hysterically after they answer. 11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go" 12) Sing along at the opera. 13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme . 14) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day . 15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood. 16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard. 17) WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT OF THE ATM, SCREAM "I WON! I WON!" 18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!" 19) Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 20) Send this e-mail to someone to make them smile. it's called therapy. XXXXX Ways To Annoy Your Professors: 1. Bring a small cactus to class with you. 2. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. 3. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to move on. 4. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." 5. When you leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe you embarrassed me AGAIN..." XXXXX Things to do at Walmart... 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme. 11. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME! 12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again! " 13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" XXXXX Friends: Friend: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. Best friend: Calls your parents dad and mom. Friend: Has never seen you cry. Best Friend: Has always had the best shoulder to cry on. Friend: Comes and visits you in jail. Best Friend: Is sitting with you in the jail cell saying "Holy crap that was fun" Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink. Best friend: Opens the fridge and makes themself at home. Friend: Picks you up when you fall. Best Friend: Laughs at you and trips you again. Friend: Asks you to write down your number. Best friend: They ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it) Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. Best friend: Has a closet full of your stuff. Friend: Only knows a few things about you. Best friend: Could write a biography on your life story. Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. Best friend: Will always go with you. Friend: Would delete this letter. Best friend: Will send this back to me and all of their online buddies XXXXX i was once an angel but you broke my wings. XXXXX No Heartbeat. No Soul. What Am I? A Puppet. XXXXX It will only take a moment to tell you I love you, but it may take forever to show I care. XXXXX Heaven won't have me And Hell is afraid that I'll Take over. XXXXX Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' XXXXX 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx, Seppaku, Amanemanga, The Crazy Evil Minish Neko, Flame05, 1Ivanessence1, XXXXX Girl: Slow down! Guy: No this is fun! Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you. Now slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gave him a big hug. Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me. In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realised his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile. XXXXX Stupid Racist people A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. XXXXX A REAL boyfriend When she stares at your mouth Kiss her When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you Grab her and dont let go When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong When she ignores you Give her your attention When she pulls away Pull her back When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared Protect her When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up When she says that she likes you SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND! When she grabs at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bumps into you; bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes dont look away until she does When she says it's over she still wants you to be hers When she reposts this bulletin she wants you to read it Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her Treat her like she's all that matters to you. Stay up all night with her when she's sick. Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid. Give her the world. Let her wear your clothes. When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. Let her know she's important. Kiss her in the pouring rain. XXXXX I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is WRONG. XXXXX Girl Talk Did you know... kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received. Copy and Paste this into your profil in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. XXXXX Daddy, I was a good girl. I was a sweet girl. I did everything I was told. And I was a girl that was taken long before my time. You and Mommy weren't even there To wish me good-bye. I loved you with all my heart. But you didn't come home when you said you would. You went out. And when you came back 3 hours later than you said you would, I was on the ground. I was on the floor, Surrounded by my blood. Gone. Daddy, Tell sissy that she has to be strong. Daddy, Tell older brother That it wasn't his fault that he went to a collage an hour away. Daddy, Tell Mommy I loved her, too. Tell my boyfriend, Ty That I would always care for him. Tell yourself, Daddy That you were the most important person to me. Tell yourself Daddy To come home when you said you would next time. And tell yourself To put in burglar alarm, And maybe sissy and older brother wouldn't go like I did. Tell them, Daddy. Don't ever forget That as I lay here 6 feet under, You were always my most important person. Please, Daddy. For me. Responsibility is a virtue. Just because your having fun, doesn't mean you should slip up on your duties. Don't be like this. Be responsible. Post this on your if you believe responsibility is the thing that could save lives, like this girl. XXXXX For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or Emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... Or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND/ORCHASTRA, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watemelon. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (does male cosplay count?) I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (well.. read/write it...) I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I'm BI, so I MUST think everyone I see is hot. I feel NUMB, so I MUST be emo/goth. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs .I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. XXXXX 1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? 2. What is your favorite pairing? 3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? 4. Ever cosplayed naruto characters? if so, who, where and how many times? 5. List your collection of naruto junk and merchendise, if any. 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so who? 7. Naruhina or Kibahina? 8. Sasusaku or Sasunaru? 9. Which team is your favorite? 10. Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi=Obito) 11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is naruto's father' theory? 12. Your favorite akatsuki member? SASORI!! 13. Are you pro-sasuke or anti-sasuke? 14. have you seen all Naruto episodes so far? (including shippuden and fillers) 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? 17. Sub or dub? 18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? 19. Tobi = annoying or funny? 20. Do you even know who Tobi is? 21. Gai= sexy beast or ugly nerd? 22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? 23. Rock Lee = weird or awesome? 24. Which character would be best OOC? who and how? 25. Do you like naruto fanfics? 26. Do you write naruto fanfics? 27. Do you like lemons? 28. Do your parents know any naruto characters? 29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? 30. Have you seen The naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? 31. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? 32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Naruto too?" 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher comes up to you and says "wtf is this?" 34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? 35. Are you broke thanks to naruto? 36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? 37. Do you support the 'yondaime is the akatsuki leader' theory? 38. Do you draw naruto fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery. 39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? 40. Do you have a Naruto OC? 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? XXXXX Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior,bright black stars, Kyatsuchan, Chiyoko-chan, .Minx-101, Lisuz, 1Ivanessence1, IXloveXGir, XXXXX If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca,VMsuperfan, SVUlover, daisy617, Pillsbury Dopegirl10, Makayla, Holy' Shrimp, i like tea,midnightanimeangelrainthorn, 1Ivanessence1, XXXXX Nothing but tears and a fake smile... XXXXX Do you even notice that I'm gone...? XXXXX Look at me... What do you see...? ...Nothing...? ...I thought so... XXXXX Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile XXXXX How to Tell if You're a Writer If you talk to yourself. If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’) If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’) If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’ If you live off of sugar and caffeine. And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101 If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason. If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense. If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D. If people think you might have A.D.D. If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard. If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper. If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground. If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether. If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. XXXXX |
