Hey - I am the 'simon cowell' of fan fiction. I am going to tell it to you straight, and if you don't like it, tough! We need an honest and overcritical judge here, and that's me!
Yeah, I am harsh, but we could all improve. Often I am harsher than need be, and I always have criticism. Believe me though, your writing improves a lot after I sift through your stories, and if you follow my advice, you will be happy that you did!
Come on, don't be a baby, at least I reviewed for you!

Now reviewing - all holes fics!