Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman's friendship doesn't need to be spoken of, it's already there plain for the world to see. K for language ; Nonslash

"There are only three possible outcomes: He wins. I win. We both lose. There can't be two winners." The animosity between Kyle and Eric comes to a head when both boys unhinge, unwind, and unleash a series of events that can only lead to one outcome.

That's just the way it always was, and just the way it should be.

Stan keeps on asking Kenny one very irritating question.

Kyle Broflovski is tired of his dull, unchanging life. But after he returns from being away from South Park for the summer, things start to spiral out of control, and everything falls apart. Mainly Kyman. Strong language and references to sex.

In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!