Hey im new but loads of fun to be around, cant wait to get started, and hope for MANY cookies. Wish me luck. Oh and side note: ignore the screwed up add next to this text, it's not possible to vandalize it, trust me, I tried.

Fav games:Legend of Zelda games, and other games that involve closing your eyes and waving a pointy stick randomly hoping to kill something.

Fav movies: Avatar, everything else sucks big ...ima just stop there before i get carried away.

Fav food: Mac n' Cheese

Fav person: Me

Fav weapon: Ninja-to (if you dont know what it means, google it or get screwed)

Fav hero: Link. Any objection and i will come to your house, smash your Xbox, and kick your dog.

Fav thing to do: Waste my time telling people what i like when in reality they realy dont care.

Second fav thing to do: YOUR MOM!

Third fav thing to do: Tell people how much time i have wasted of their lives with random crap.

Favorite annoying sentence: LADY! GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!

What i want to be when i grow up: A human being. Not one of those creepy guys who stare at a wall all day. Oh wait, thats exactly what human beings do...

Fav question: Are you going to say no to this question?

Heres my email: uselessspam@email.something

Well, depending on how fast of a reader you are, and if you tried the 'email' above, i have just wasted 2 minutes of your useless life. Re-read for secret bonus.

(If you actualy tried re-reading it, you are most diffinately the most retarded person in the world)