Scotland isn't known to be the best brother in the world. Quite the opposite. But what happens when he learns that his little brother has become the love interest of half the countries on the globe? A not too happy Scotty is the world's worse nightmare!

Thirteen-year-old Arthur hated going to the hospital. Its white and colourless, smells like antiseptic and the food sucks. Alfred, an eleven-year-old boy recently admitted in the same hospital, has a special way of making the place fun and wants to share it with his new friend. A tale of how a cheerful boy with a stone brought a little light to Arthur's dark life.

In the world of magic, there is only one rule that really matters. It states that it is illegal to create artificial life. Normally, everyone follows this rule. But there was one powerful sorcerer who just couldn't take being bullied anymore. USUK

Because, in Australia, there are none.

After a tough break-up with his boyfriend, Arthur's friend offers him a beta testing role for a product that could help comfort him, and maybe even change his life. Bad summary is bad. AU fic. Rating will change later.