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 A world wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?” The survey was a huge failure, In Africa they didn’t know what ‘food’ meant. In India they didn’t know what ‘honest’ meant, In Europe they didn’t know what ’shortage’ meant. In China they didn’t know what ‘opinion’ meant. In the Middle East they didn’t know what ’solution’ meant. In South America they didn’t know what ‘please’ meant, and in the USA they didn’t know what ‘the rest of the world’ meant. I am incredibly sad of that. If that makes you sad, copy and paste this into your profile to teach the world about this. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor porfiel Friends here: None yet! (*cries*) Favorite book(s):Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, Morganville Vampires Series Least favorite book(s):uhh. Don't know. Favorite food(s): Unhealthy stuff Least favorite food(s): Mushrooms Favorite band(s): Lostprophets, The Blackout, 30 Seconds To Mars, All Time Low, You Me At Six, more but I forget... Least favorite band(s):The Jonas Brothers Favorite animal(s): Chimera Least favorite animal(s): yo mama! Favorite movie(s): PJO Movie, Iron Man, Dark Knight Least favorite movie(s): There are a lot of stupid movies out there. You know what they are. What's on your T.V right now? The Dark Knight Interests: nunyadambizniss! Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? I told my sister to leave my computer alone. Where are you? home. What was the last thing you ate? Chicken. What's your personality like? Sarcastic and insane. Who do you have a crush on? A human girl. What was the last thing you thought? I'm hungry. Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? His face You now have a million dollars. What do you do? Buy things. Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? Battle of the Labyrinth What are you eating/drinking right now? Nothing. What are you writing RIGHT NOW? This. Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it? so she'd busted Erica's lock again. - Glass Houses What are your thoughts on writing? Fun. How tall are you? Why do you need to know? What book are you currently reading? Everything What music are you listening to? Right now? Nothing. What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? wikipedia What was the last thing you cooked? I have never cooked in mah life What color are the walls of the room you are in? Yellow Do you know who the governor of your state is? I don't have one. Ketchup or Mustard? Ketchup. How many different programs are on your computer right now? No clue. Have you ever been water-skiing? no What is the weather like? Hot. Are you going an vacation this summer and where? no. Anything else? Nope. 1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? dont have one 3. What can you hear right now? The Dark Knight 4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing besides yourself. but i'm all alone... 5. Turn the TV on. What show is it? I told you already. 6. Type your name with your elbow. kiyer4 (guess my name!) 7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Open your eyes. What do you see? Bed. 9. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? Noetoyd (sounds like some wierd alien thing XD) What's your favourite article of clothing? I really don't care... Who is the most special person to you? me What's your favourite childhood memory? I had no childhood. Scariest moment of your life? almost got shot. One word that would best describe you? human What is your favourite month in the summer? August What's your favourite number? 9 What is the nicest thing anyone ever said to you? No one says nice things to me. What does your username mean? I got it from some website What is your favourite Disney movie? ugh...Disney? What made you smile today? A fat guy fell over and he FREAKIN' BOUNCED! Last thing you said out loud? "crap, it broke again" Last rainbow you saw? Never. The sky darkens around me, rainbows explode and bunnies mutate into feral beasts. Do you want a hair cut? no Are you musically inclined? no. Have you ever been in a fight? Many. Name: Guess. Country: England Sex: Male Sports: none. Age: 14 Child of: Hades Favorite word (at the moment): Crack. Most used word (at the moment): Crack. Word that I have stolen from a movie: Crack. Favorite line from a movie: "If you were me, you'd understand why you don't want to be me" - I forget... Something unique: Bacon wrapped in banana Something i hate: LIGHT! Favorite Action movie: Asked me that already Favorite Comedy movie: Dunno Favorite animal : STOP REPEATING QUESTIONS! Go on iTunes and pick the first song you see. What is it? Never Take Us Alive - Madina Lake Which way are you looking right now, North, south, east or west: North What is the weather? ... Rubber ducky or pink platypus? RUBBER DUCKY!!!! Think of any Chuck Norris joke, what is it? No If you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do? Make a new law that states only I can be king of the world. Are you a vegitarian or a meat eater? Meat Favorite PJO character: Annabeth. Favorite PJO pairing: Don't care Gods or Titans? GODS(duh) Ranger or Knight? Knight Bow or Sword? Sword If you would have to fight in a war in any time period in history what would it be? 2000 years in the future. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? Lamp. What is the last thing you watched on TV? The Simpsons Without looking, guess what time it is: 22:47 Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 00:27 With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Nothing When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Walking, five hours ago Before you started this survey, what did you look at? profiles What are you wearing? Nothing... Did you dream last night? probably,but i don't remember When did you last laugh? dunno What is on the walls of the room you are in? BLOOD! Seen anything weird lately? your face What do you think of this quiz? Why am I doing this? What is the last film you saw? DOn't remember If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Everything Tell me something about you that I don't know: I'm not gay. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? nothing. Do you like to dance? NO. George Bush: What about him? This is one of the cutest things ever: - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go - When she says she's 'Ok' don't believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her - Call her before you sleep and after you wake up - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Tease her and let her tease you back. - Stay up all night with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid. - Give her the world. - Let her wear your clothes. - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. - Let her know she's important. - Kiss her in the pouring rain. - When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; If you post this in the next 4 minutes your crush will: If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), WiseOne27, LoveTheSun, Pupluver1, Papasbookworm, Moonray9,Olympiangirl, tHeSmIlEyFaCeOfYoUrNiGhTmArEs, THE MINOTAUR!(record is 19 hours without sleep), my-mythomagikz (MY record is 56 hours!) Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line Heaven doesn't wan't me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.If this is true for you, copy this onto your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus,copy this onto your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Hannah Montanna or The Simpsons said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF! If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile! If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe teenagers are steryotyped, put this on your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile. If you have run up and down an escalator copy and paste this into your profile. ( yeah it's fun!! ) If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile If you complain that your feet r cold, so your mom tells u to put on socks, but u never do just for the sake of being stubborn, copy this into ur profile My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been the only one to think some really stupid joke was funny, copy this into your profile 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile. 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. PONDER THIS Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? 16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. If you think Hades is cool, copy and past this to your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. Too many kids and teenagers do drugs. Copy and paste this in your profile if you like bagels. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that girl in the Eggo Waffle commercial should give her father some of those stupid waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! One of my current favorite characters is a character no one would give a second thought too. If you like a character no one would give a second thought too, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile. If any of your family members have kicked you off this fine machinery known as a computer before, copy this into your profile. "I'll hold it and you light the fuse." Famous Last Words "So...you're a cannibal." Famous last words. "My karma ran over my dogma." bumper sticker "You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music." Jim Carrey ( so true ) "He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron." "Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much" "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder." "Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." –Bill Watterson "When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets." "They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?" "They say hard work never hurts anybody, but they were wrong."-The Minotaur "God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns "I can't die, because I'm the main character of my own life." "I'm the kind of person your parents warned you about." "I am a bomb technician. If you see me running try and keep up!" "Every fight's a food fight when you're a cannibal!" 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?... Green 3. Your first initial?...K 4. Your month of birth?... August 5. Which color do you like more, black or white?... Black 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours... No 7. Your favorite number? 9 8. Do you like California or Florida more? California 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Lake 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one) I wish she would love meeeeee... Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. HOW THE FACK DID YOU KNOW!? 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. True Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. Eh. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. God, I hope so... Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. Seem hard at the time? I think that's happening NOW... White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. NO isn't a name. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. *starts counting* 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. 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