Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria is known for its animatronic band. They perform on stage, walk, and talk. They're nothing special, really. After all, they're just robots. Programmed on what to say and do. It's not like they'll think for themselves anytime soon...Right? (A FNAF fic.)

A cute lil human lapidot fic i wrote for my friend's b-day! probably my first and only lapidot fic tbh? im not rly into it haha. ...though, we will see.

Sequel to Still Here, which you need to read first to understand anything going on. Life as a Crystal Gem continues. Also, Jasper. Almost everyone is in this fic, but ff will not let me add over four characters, so. Ships: Lapidot and Peripearl (not peridot and pearl, sorry) This is an AU

Collection of Rupphire short stories. [Update: Due to when this these chapters were written some of the info does not follow canon. I hope you will enjoy the tales regardless :) ]

This started out as a one-shot but I liked it, so – here you are, a slowly growing story. Peridot is an angel; Lapis is a troubled young woman; Peridot is assigned to help Lapis. Rating won't go too high, I'm just paranoid... Trigger warning since there are some hard topics i.e. cutting and PTSD and depression, so beware. I think it's pretty good though. (Eventual romance)

Lapis is carrying Peridot's eggs, and now they must live with this new parent experience of taking care of two gemlings. Rated T for labor. Gem Egghell AU Lapidot. I really don't know what to do with this anymore, might delete later

"I can be a saint if you want me to, but I will make a sinner out of you. I'm innocent outside, but I'm about to blow your mind. I'm a little good, a little bad, the best and worst you've ever had. You can see my halo or my horns, so be warned." - AU, high school. Also, a warning: This is quite possibly the slowest burning story you will ever read.

Peridot finally tells Steven the story of how she met Lapis Lazuli.

Lapis and Jasper unfused and somehow Peridot finds Lapis. Neither of them have any plans, so what are they going to do? (Hint: it's not looking for Jasper.) Lapidot fic. [AU]

AU where Sburb is a seemingly normal computer game, and all the characters play it. Humanstuck in real life, but normal in game. Rated T for language and mild gore.

A slightly different throw from the one we know takes Lapis and Peridot on a journey of discovery, both of their new world and themselves. AU from an altered ending of "Jailbreak." Lapidot too. PART 9 - Crossing the Rubicon - With Jasper looming before them, Lapis and Peridot finally stop running from all the decisions haunting them since arriving on Earth.

Lapis Lazuli had not realized it, but she had gained a whole new mission when she decided to side with the Homeworld gems; to protect Steven Universe. {Takes place after Jail Break. Lapidot. Cover by gracekraft.}

In an alternate end to Jailbreak, Jasper perishes aboard the ship, and Lapis is left without a purpose. Until she figures out what to do, she stays with Steven. Peridot is later found discarded and depressed, and both Gems' lives are taken on an emotional journey they never dreamed of as they help one other realize there are some things on this miserable planet worth fighting for.

{Human AU Lapidot} Lapis just wants to go to sleep, but Peridot is apparently just too much of an MLG to let that happen.

Garnet allowed a near imperceptible smile to settle on her face. "Open wide." Steven still refused to turn his head. "Here comes the choo chooooooo." Steven peeked around. Maybe it was an actual choo choo! But no, it was just Garnet with that green goop. He didn't like the green goop. Why did she want him to eat that stuff? He just wanted his juice!

After getting a call from their daughter's kindergarten teacher, Carmilla and Laura are scheduled for a parent/teacher meeting.

Modern AU One-shot. Every day Bonnibel returns to the park to listen to this girl play her music, and every day she falls more in love with the singers voice. What she doesn't realize, however, is the singer noticed her watching a long time ago.

Domestic human AU; Peridot likes to beat twelve-year-olds in CoD and Jasper just wants sleep.

High school/college human AU fluff; Jasper lets Peridot wear her jacket because she's cold.

Inspired by that tumblr post where you imagine your OTP proposing to each other to get free food, and when the real proposal comes they can't believe it. Hollstein gross in love basically.

"At first, it was just whispers in the back of her head; maybe a stray word or two from a broken string of thoughts. Nothing more." I just really like super-powers, okay?

The final edition of the series, in which Marceline and Bonnibel are force to face their final hurdle as a couple. A surprise visit from Bonnibel's parents, though, accelerates their plans especially as Bonnibel's parents arrive with an undesired surprise of their own. Marceline can only hope that Bonnibel stays strong when the in-laws come to visit. (F Slash)

the first time homo and madoak meat

"Johanna had a special eye for fire, being born of it in District Seven." Johanna and Peeta return from the Capitol altered by their torture. Johanna is still protecting Katniss, but the enemy is not who they expect. A Joniss Mockingjay story from Johanna's perspective, slightly AU. Rating M for future chapters.

Marceline is a notorious assassin. Princess Bubblegum is her target. AU. Rated M for violence and some sexual content.

Marceline Abadeer and Princess Bonnibel Bubblegum are two different creatures. However, their differences may cause them to attract more than they'd know themselves. Embark on their journey on finding more about one another, coming to terms with each other and enjoying the time they have with their friends. [Chapter 1]: "I'll chase after Marceline."

A collection of exceedingly short stories that never quite made it off the ground. Most were written with the sole purpose of referencing things I like and/or find amusing. As always, Bubbline is the main offender.

"No. There wouldn't be anything dubious going on here. No sir. Not with Bonnie involved." - AU.

"It was times like this when Marceline looked back and regretted every last one of her life choices." - AU, duh.

some shit goin down the the madkakkk world and gay people are gaying and weed good times

"Then the question that ruined her day was asked." - AU. In which I bundled all the awkward situations I could into a oneshot... and then made them worse.

"I can probably take anything now. I've counted seeds on strawberries, I defy boredom." - Sometimes events snowball and you end up somewhere unexpected. Which is basically the story of Marceline's life really...

"I don't expose myself, but since this is my diary, I figure I can tell you whatever right? You won't spill, huh? " - Marceline has a diary. Sometimes what she writes is surprising.

"What a beautiful mess, One part angel, one part perfect, one part a wreck, The kind of flood you'll never forget" - I did a thing. I've been meaning to put this idea down for a while, so here we go. AU - PS, I suck at updates and stuff. And now I've started using lyrics as descriptions here too. Wonderful.

"Once again, Bonnie had to think about that before it sank in. " - University AU

"Sometimes there's really only one person who matters. Forget forty thousand. Just one is excellent. If it's the right person." - This was going to be a oneshot for my 'Let the Music Begin' thing. But I couldn't stop writing. The third chapter is optional, it ends just fine with two. AU

That taunting tone of voice, the sly smile, those shining iridescent blue eyes... they were marked onto Lizzie's heart like a tattoo - and all because of that damn cat.

When Katniss is fooled by the jabberjays, Johanna is the first to chase after her. Joniss.

She called me what she had never called me before… (T for language!)

She turns to me now and I see the tracks of tears on her cheeks, the pools of them held in the half moons under her eyes. I get the feeling she hasn't allowed herself to cry until now. Johanna/Katniss. Takes place in Mockingjay.

"And there it was. Just across the quad; third floor, room twenty-seven. Amusing." For a one-way ticket, she got a pretty good deal I think. - AU oneshot, blah, blah. By now it's a given that I write shameless fluffy drivel all the time. :'D

"There were words she'd been meaning to say. Words she'd never been able to say. Words that would now, never be said. Not aloud." - Yet more drabble. I can't seem to stop writing oneshots. Le sigh. Sometimes I feel really emotional. Then things like this happen.

Marceline was forced to grow up when her dad left her with a caretaker as a little girl. Bonnibelle's main focus in school is her role as the student body president. One day the beautiful Student body President stumbles upon the wonderful jet-black haired girl by a song she was playing. Marcy and Bonni are falling hard but can they make it work? Just to be safe rated: M

Karkat and Nepeta doing cute things fur the 30 Day OTP Challenge

Humanstuck. Feferi has been cheating on her boyfriend for weeks. The pressure is building on her to spill the truth and she's starting to run out of excuses. :(

It's Valentine's Day and love is in the air! It's going to be the perfect day for Equius Zahhak, who has a fool-proof plan to confess to the girl he loves. He just hopes it'll work. EquiusXAradia, One-Shot. Stabdads. I do not own Homestuck! Dedicated to batterbitchin on tumblr.

A sporked version of a awful trollfic I found.

It's been quite a few sweeps since you've broken up with Rufioh, and you're starting to feel better again. Better enough perhaps, for someone else. Hotelstuck, by the way.

Roxy was born ten years after the world ended. Life was hard enough, and then her mother, her friends, even her cat don't last as long as she does. Now seventeen, Roxy has nothing to do, or even anything to live for besides getting drunk. Then one day a boy washes up in her city and what's left of Roxy's world is turned upside down.

Being called beautiful didn't mean a thing to Bonnibel Bubblegum. Sure, when she was young she squeed at the thought of someone complimenting her physical attractiveness. But now that she had become older and wiser, she knew it was an empty statement. ONESHOT.

Nepeta wants to change for what she thinks is the better. Karkat has other ideas. KatNep, rated T for fighting and Karkat's mouth

HumanStuck. Damara works in a coffee shop, and her "friend" Kankri annoys the hell out of her. (Also my first upload! Just one shot Yay!) Inspiration from /works/279343)

Life isn't easy running a kingdom and working on research, that's why Princess Bubblegum cherishes every moment she gets to spend with her family, even when they're sick with the flu.

She finds herself repeating this cycle over and over again...

Rose notices a young woman who always comes into the bar she works at, who never buys a drink, but simply studies. This is the night that that changes.

In which Bonnibel and Marceline are on the other sides of the fence.

It was really a rather endearing way of saying 'I love you'.

Your name is Aradia Megido, and you are seething.

In which Princess Bubblegum and Marceline are brought together in a series of ridiculous events. Seriously. Ridiculous. Events.

"I want you, to promise you won't go away. You need to promise that you won't leave me alone like my mom and dad did." A short one-shot based on the relationship between Marceline and Princess Bubblegum. Rated T for death.

"Even the darkest space isn't complete without the warm and bright sun." Rose has been admiring a tour guide in the science museum who gives wonderful space tours. With some motivation, she steps into the story instead of spectating. (HumanStuck Kanaya AU)

When they won the game and won the new universe, Rose and Kanaya made a hive – house – together. (Made before the 10/23/12 – 10/25/12 updates. The next fic after First Time. OC. Fourth fic of four. )

"Do you think," the hesitation glazes thick over the looming question, like molasses being added to a bowl of cookie dough by the force of gravity, she continues regardless, "we could start a family?" - Can be read as a sequel to Family, but not entirely necessary.

If Bubblegum and Marceline had children, this is how I picture their family to be. An obscenely brief one-shot. Just ideas and stuff. Tell me what'chu think.

Roxy is on the path to heart break. Dirk needs to protect his younger sister. Strider-Lalonde Family series

One rainy evening, Sayaka happens upon Kyouko and invites her to stay the night.

A princess keeping her kingdom at all costs needs her friend to escape from her own mind. -One Shot- Warning mention of rape.

Today, you would meet your girlfriend.

Still lingering in the sorrow of a recent heartache, Sayaka goes with her friends to a nightclub, hoping to find some new options. Little does she know she'll find a lot more than she expected... KyouSaya, brief HomuMado, AU.

She wasn't always such a rebellious girl.

Peppermint Butler suspects that Bubblegum is hiding something. What does he discover early one morning in the Royal Bedchamber? Set in the near future of the current Adventure Time chronology.

The girl Rose is desperate for a way out of the hell she lives in. KanayaRose, rated for a smidgen of bad language and mentions of suicide.

What do you get when you mix a vampire who isn't sweet enough and a bubblegum princess? Sugarless Gumdrops. ;Pregnant!Sugarless Gum;

Aradia Megido does what she needs to survive. In her case, that means prostitution. A breaker of hearts, she doesn't know what to do when she realizes she can't run away from her problems forever. Humanstuck AU, Aradia/Equius

Your name is ROSE LALONDE. Tonight, that will no longer be true. Rose/Kanaya Written by Hearts.

At age thirteen Aradia Megido's life is destroyed, but in the process she gains powers she never could have imagined. Her world in ruins, she decides to use those powers to become a superheroine so at least something good can come of it. Superhero AU.

A story of Mary Sues, canon breaking, and complete silliness.

Greasestuck AU. All Kanaya wanted to do was buy Rose a Coke. Rose/Kanaya

My final epilogue to Higashi No Eden. Now that Takizawa is gone, what happened to the world? What happened to Saki? But wait -is Takizawa really gone? Saki's POV, rated T for mild suggestive themes.