Livyatan Kalmanrata
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Author has written 2 stories for Misc. Anime/Manga, Harry Potter, Misc. Games, and X-overs.

I'm just some lurker, really.

nomenclature
Livyatan Kalmanrata (& derivates) , Esoterist , Esoteric Livyatan , Oaken Home Ruler of Crane-island (i dont actually use this anywhere) , Gjodwig Worm-moon , "Overgod" , "over-war-god" , "field artillery" , "delegate" , "communications wizard" , "disease-nest" , "big-man" , "the optimizer" , "Kaptah" , "wiseman" ,

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transhumanist
apatheist raised in loosely protestant environment
male

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prombt based bad fanfiction generating AI
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I like high magic fantasy, and some settings I like in particular are:
-anything dungeons and dragons
-overlord
-harry potter
-bleach
-naruto
-lord of the rings, though i wish magic was more visible there
-warlock of the magus world


off-site recommendations:
- the world waits on evil, original story by loserthree on spacebattles forums.
- everything by user named hiver on spacebattles forums, 60/50 that i myself have read everything by him.

light novel recommendations:
overlord by maruyama
great overall, prepare for plenty of "sasuga" though. op but clueless and spineless mc, with op but oblivious servants.

isekai mahou wa okureteru by gamei hitsuji
delicious premise, great start, but all too soon decays into "basic op mc" harem male-wish-fulfillment. plenty of potential for au:s and fanfiction where the entirety of the female cast is not marginalized for a chance.

altina the sword princess by yukia murasak
low magic quasi medieval setting, muskets had just been invented and warfare is adapting to it. the only real source of fantasy is the royal family's powerful bodies. enjoyable read, if a bit simple at times.

gate: thus the jsdf fought there! by takumi yanai
a gateway to a fantasy world opens in tokyo, japanese military reacts, and jsdf scouts the other side. magic plentiful, but either weak or restricted to nonhuman humanoids. interactions between modern japan and a literally medieval kingdom, while modern weapons face off against fantasy monsters.

yojo senki by carlo zen
a corporate sociopath is reincarnated as a loli to world where magic exist. mc is also a neckbeard-type atheist that denies god when the higher power is literally standing there. hi-jinks ensue when mc drafts themselves into the warmachine and tries to apply his knowledge of eastern corporate etiquette and work ethic there.

alderamin on the sky by uno bokuto
moderately magical setting. cast are cadets (i think?) in the military of an empire, and they wage war / fight skirmishes against a nearby republic. magic is only possible through the spirits that bond to humans, and even then a bit simple. simplicity soon gives way to innovation, however.

warlock of the magus world by wen chao gong / "the plagiarist"
a chinese man is reincarnated into the corpse of a prospective magus, in the middle of their journey to a camp where they would be evaluated and then distributed to various academies. mc reincarnates with his sci-fi a.i.-chip implant somehow having hitched the ride on his soul, and exploits his symbiotic computer to great effect. mc is a bit of a chinese stereotype though, and many of the much foreshadowed plans turn out somewhat simple; all of which in my opinion made up for with the depth and detail of the magic system.


quick note to myself about various annual events
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-New year (1st)
-Epiphany (6th)
-St. Knut's day (13th)

2
-Imbolc (1st)
-Groundhog day (2nd)
-Sami nat. day (6th)
-Shrove Tuesday (~41st day before easter)
-Valentines day (14th)

3
-Pi day (14th)
-st. Patricks day (17th)
-spring equinox (~20th)

4
-April Fool's day (1st)
-420 (20th)
-Earth day (22nd)
-Easter (sunday after the full moon of/after the spring equinox)

5
-May day (1st)
-Mother's day (second Sunday)
-Holy Thursday (40th day after easter)
-White Sunday (~49th day after easter)

6
-D-Day (6th)
-midsummer (summer solstice,~21st)

7
sad month with no notes yet

8
-Whores' day (9th)

9
-Oktoberfest (3rd Saturday)
-autumn equinox (~23th)

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-Halloween/Samhain (31th)

11
-Day of the Dead (1st)
-Father's day (second Sunday)

12
-Advent (4th/6th Sunday before Xmas)
-Yule (winter solstice,~21th)
-Christmas (25th)
-New year's eve (31st)


the world waits on evil draconic runes, gathered here because nowhere else for some reason. applied before the object is 'finished', in pottery before the object fired, metal cookware before it's been used a few times and had absorbed fat, stitched cloths before half the stitches are in, woven cloths before the weave is completed. I vividly remember reading that a weapon would be finished after it has first tasted blood in battle, but could not find written verification for that from the text itself.

runes with observed effects

-robust, health, durable, 'armored plate': enchanted with paste made of wood oils, powdered serpent liver (vampire waste fed chicken liver works), iron filings, ground up live plucked horse hair bulbs and papilla (preserved result works), and soils of particular quality, then covered with a cloth soaked in the same oils, and a gold thread weave, and finally set with a gemstone; only the paste is consumed in process. the rune makes things harder and more durable.

-'perfection'; apex predator: better at fighting, better at and with a tendency for violence. combined with fate made for a skeleton that could not be defeated in battle.

-accuracy: more accurate, better at following direction/orders. combined with fate made for a nearly prescient skeleton that could stack grains of sand behind a wall from 16 paces.

-magic: makes something magical, but often lacks the strength to accomplish anything of note on its own. grants a magical limb to a skeleton when combined with fate, generates a mirroring barrier surface against foreign magical limbs over the souls of a skeleton when combined with robust and fate. it is possible to use skeleton enchanted with magic to cast spells by feeding your own magical limb through them, but it is not clear how exactly this is done.

-silence/stealth: this rune means both of these, and the runic script has no runes for either alone. makes things more able to move silently and without notice, combined with fate made for a skeleton that could not be seen, heard, or be properly noticed even if it bumped into you.

-flight: makes something faster, most likely also lighter. combined with fate on a single heel on a skeleton, it floated god knows where held up by its heel, combined with fate on a whole skeleton, made it able to move at insane speeds.

-'fate', 'significance'; chosen one(s): this enchantment improves any other enchantment on the same object by an absurd degree inversely scaling with the number of identical enchantments in existence, and the effect can't be strengthened by reducing the number unless all articles manufactured at the same time are destroyed.

-'third soul'; soul of undeath: this rune does nothing alone, but causes other runes to affect the second soul, or control soul, of skeletons. Liches and vampires lack this second soul as the changes to their own make up for the lack of it, but one can be attached to lich's skeletal body. known as the third soul because it is created by the soul of the necromancer to be attached into the soul-connection, and with it the deceased soul, of the skeleton.

-crossroads: effect unclear, combined with fate and third soul seems to group a bunch of the third souls within a single entity, making mass control easier, and making it impossible to seize control of any single third soul without access to the central hub.

-road: effect unclear, combined with third soul, extends the range to which a necromancer can control a skeleton, even ignoring physical barriers.

-gate to plane of fire: formed of copper wire worked into steel (presumably), opens a gate portal to the plane of fire for so long as the object can survive the constant explosion doing so entails.

-protection, scale: creates a basic magical shield with the barest intent, a hoop for example generates this shield into the disc of space it circles, and two hoops could be joined to create a cylinder.

runes without observed effects

-dragon
-door
-obstacle
-exit
-direct
-trial
-light, noted for having failed to function in poorly thought out experiment.
-darkness, noted for having failed to function in poorly thought out experiment.
-fire, noted that a whole skeleton should never be enchanted with this, no reason ever given.
-slime, mentioned in a plan to slime the waste disposal infrastructure to prevent build ups, unclear if it accomplished anything.
-different animals such as sparrow, fox, goat, dog, crane, most likely very literally the animal without any mythical significance.
-rune for spoken word, being heard, or 'meddle'

note on rune interaction
a skeletal dragon (not a dracolich), enchanted with fate-robust-magic-third soul-crossroads in an unspecified pattern, was able to cast magic on its own, still had access to its "breath weapon", and had two glowing wisps set into its eyes. it is heavily implied that the eyes are a result of the runic enchantment, but their exact function is not detailed. the fact that the dragon could cast its own spells is a bit surprising because it is implied a human skeleton could not without the specific spells being inscribed on it, which the dragon lacked. attempting to magically "scan" the dragon causes the offending magical limb to mirror into itself (mentioned under magic rune), and if the specific means to bypass that effect is employed it reveals the dragons own soul(s), as well as those subordinated to it (mentioned under crossroads rune), which were described as trembling as if at the precipice of the reanimation spell being completed, most likely due to being held to dragon's soul rather than their own skeletons souls.

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Hermione Granger and the Serpent's Renaissance by epsi10n reviews
Salazar Slytherin is reborn as Hermione Granger. With her new identity as a muggleborn girl and her old reputation in tatters, Hermione sets out to start a new life for herself, a resurrection for House Slytherin, and a renaissance for the whole of the magical society.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 83 - Words: 215,925 - Reviews: 3064 - Favs: 4,775 - Follows: 5,796 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Hermione G., Salazar S.
Order Among Chaos by Faykan reviews
The sun has set upon the Republic, and the Neo-Sith Empire reigns supreme. Only a scattered remnant of rebels and traitors remain, struggling to sting the Empire like biting flies. But beneath the overwhelming triumph, something festers within. Third in the Darth Veneficus Trilogy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 219,881 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 5/22/2018
Weeb by Andrius reviews
Harry grows up watching anime and fantasizing about having superpowers. When his Hogwarts letter arrives, he jumps at the chance to live the life of a harem protagonist. Not a harem fic. Timeline moved forward to modern day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,382 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 2/3/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7079 - Favs: 14,183 - Follows: 16,217 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Overlordly Broken: Re by oblivon2991 reviews
"Everything that has a beginning has an end..." At least according to the saying. Many those who embraced this thought reached their end... Many of them never understand the truth behind the quote... But what if the so called end means a new beginning instead of the promised end? What happens when a spark refused to die? Let's find out. (Overlordly Broken Rewrite) Enjoy! (AU)
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 479,591 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 8/19/2017 - Ainz, OC
A Discordant Note by Noodlehammer reviews
It only takes a single disharmonious element to throw off the entire composition. Fifty years before Robert Baratheon was to ascend the Iron Throne, Westeros receives one hell of a bad musician. Harry never did care about any player other than himself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 208,668 - Reviews: 4130 - Favs: 6,877 - Follows: 8,087 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 8/13/2018
Embodiment of Destruction by NecroSerpent101 reviews
Starting off 3 months after Volume 13. An ominous prediction of the world has been given. Various characters have begun to make their move. Ainz searches for more power...Will the residents of the New World prevent the destruction of their world? Watch as Ainz gets caught up in the flow of events that soon spirals out of control. Chapter 1 is out and I am hoping for some comments.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,109 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 6/5/2018
Wayward Journeys by Barrour reviews
The Yggdrasil ended slightly differently and now Momonga might be alone in the new world. And yet maybe not. [Momonga was outside Nazarick fic, No OC]
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,166 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 10/30/2018 - Ainz, Touch Me, Ulbert Alain Odle, Others
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 86 - Words: 177,124 - Reviews: 4124 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 2/13/2008
Fire and Bones by Dantegrey reviews
[AU] On that day, Momonga was not alone; one of the First Guildmates stood with him till the end; together, as Supreme Beings of Nazarick, they begun to understand that this world was exactly what they desired, may the gods have mercy on whoever is fool enough to stand on their way.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 144,831 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 8/24/2016 - Ainz, OC
Gate: Thus the Sorcerous Kingdom Fought There by oblivon2991 reviews
A strange Gate appeared in the capital of the Sorcerous Kingdom, and through it, foreign soldiers started to flood. Killing and kidnapping the denizens of the Sorcerous Kingdom's capital. Now our beloved Papa Bones can't let such dirty things. Does he? (Warning! The story contains some of my OC's) (AU!)
Crossover - Gate - Jietai Kare no Chi nite, Kaku Tatakeri & Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 550,719 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 1/28/2017 - Itami, OC, Ainz
Godsfall by Shurpuff reviews
Momonga left. The denizens of Nazarick grew mad with despair, and spread death and desolation into the New World. Twenty years later, humanity is on the verge of extinction. Into this hopeless situation, six heroes will rise. They are the Supreme Beings, players brought here from Yggdrasil Mk.2. What will Momonga and his friends see, in this twisted world remade by their children?
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 118,987 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 1,922 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 6/6/2016 - Ainz
God is an Idiot by Prof.BreastMilkTaster reviews
We readers know: Momonga is in truth a clueless fool stuck in nostalgia, who only mimes an all-knowing genius, but what if it was just the opposite way? Would you still root for a real manipulative bastard who lost his heart even before coming to the New World? A Darkfic parody of Overlord, where the main man is indeed the worst monster. Till 9\11 on Hiatus due to trip.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,725 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 12/10/2018 - Ainz, Albedo, Pandora's Actor, Nigun Grid Luin
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 576,444 - Reviews: 7660 - Favs: 14,769 - Follows: 17,866 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
Nazarick in real world by Carlos783 reviews
The world that created the game meet the game that it created
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,462 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 2/5/2018 - Ainz, Touch Me, Peroroncino, Albedo
A Mother's Love by Clell65619 reviews
Canon tells us about the unspecified 'protections' Lily Potter laid upon her son. What if she had done more than that?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 105 - Published: 5/6 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Mind Arts by Wu Gang reviews
What is more terrifying? A wizard who can kick down your door or a wizard who can look at you and know your every thought? Harry's journey into the mind arts begins with a bout of accidental magic and he practices it and hungers for the feelings it brings. [Major Canon Divergences beginning Third Year.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 191,277 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 5,638 - Follows: 7,224 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 11/27/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Daphne G., Gellert G.
Overlord: Account Upgrade by SonFamily4Life reviews
Yggdrasil offered many purchases to player accounts on the online store. One such purchase was a 'Verified Adult' package that players could purchase to unlock age-restricted clothing for use by the user as well as other additional benefits. Satoru Suzuki had no idea how much trouble such a purchase would cause him after the official servers went down. AU/Canon divergent.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,798 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 3/13 - Ainz, Albedo, Shalltear B.
The Boneyard by Clell65619 reviews
The resting place of stories that started out strong before the muse that was driving them took off for parts unknown. All of these are up for adoption, if they appeal to you, and you think you can make them work, have at it. Let me know when you publish, so I can see how they look when they grow up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,242 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 11/30/2015
Masks They Wear by meisking01 reviews
Ten years have passed since the Sorcerer King took his throne. In the cold of winter, Lakyus wonders why the world changed. With Evileye gone for over a year, she makes it her personal quest to reclaim the Rose that was lost, and to find the forbidden knowledge behind the changes in her world. Setting out with Blue Rose, she may discover more than what she bargained for.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 92,672 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 8/20/2018 - Ainz, Lakyus, Gagaran, Evileye
Science and Madness by The Blight reviews
In their pursuit of knowledge and power, defectors from Zurrernorn try summoning something directly from the realm of the gods. However, what they pull from the other side is completely unexpected. Away from home and disoriented, a madman finds that when the world is filled impossibly powerful beings, science is his only ally.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 179,862 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 11/3/2017
The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 167,653 - Reviews: 4442 - Favs: 10,659 - Follows: 13,028 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
Indolent Overlord by UnknownRegion reviews
What if Momonga hadn't been alone in real life or in YGGDRASIL? Insert Suzuki Satoshi, his lazy younger brother who can't help but drop everything to go sightseeing! A king of procrastination and idleness! War? Battles? Momonga's unintentional harem? He'd rather not get involved, so please leave him out of it, thank you very much. GEN.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,508 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 7/28/2018 - Ainz, Demiurge, Victim, OC
A Fearful Redux by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Don't like the world? Go find another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,226 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 1/15 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Flames of Dracul by Anco reviews
Everything has to come to an end at some point and YGGDRASIL was no different. I had a lot of good memories with this game and made even better friends, though now they've left to move on better things in life. But now I'm alone. Alone in this strange world of monsters, demons and Goblins. At least my name isn't that stupid anymore.
Crossover - Overlord/オーバーロード & Goblin Slayer/ゴブリンスレイヤー - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,075 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 474 - Published: 1/7 - OC
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 183 - Words: 795,537 - Reviews: 11877 - Favs: 5,403 - Follows: 4,430 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 9/4/2005
The Overlord's Dragon by Anco reviews
Everything has to come to an end at some point and YGGDRASIL was no different. I had a lot of good memories with this game and made even better friends, though now they've left to move on better things in life. Now I and my last and best friend await the end in his guild base to the game we so love. Except it's not the end. If anything, it's just beginning.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 143,828 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 11/10/2018 - Published: 3/18/2018 - Ainz, OC
Probably Not a One-Shot Collection by Pterodactyl reviews
Ch1: Ainz wakes up. Which shouldn't be possible. And he definitely isn't within the Great walls of Nazarick. Ch2: Buku-Chan and Ainz have a breakfast chat. Ch3: A thrilling escort mission for foodstuffs goes awry. Ch4: The situation becomes clearer when a Bard comes to call. Ch5: Night time escapades. Ch6: Lunch with Touch-San.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,760 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/23/2018 - Published: 6/14/2017
Pay to Win by Alakrux reviews
Money makes the world go round people say. People are right. Even more so when the world you're in you have the ability to simply buy your way to Victory. OverpoweredOC!
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,547 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/15/2018 - Published: 8/7/2018 - OC
For Love of Magic by Noodlehammer reviews
A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 812,590 - Reviews: 11410 - Favs: 11,339 - Follows: 10,810 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Possession by UsedtoEatAssThriceaMonth reviews
A different race, a different class, a different path... what if Momonga walked the path of a warrior? A tale of the God of Swords, a tale of the Demon God, and a tale of a lonely man searching for a friend... Watch out, New World, your strength is nothing. Ainz x ? [Image by jazzjack-KHT on Deviantart] Re: Wait, why is my human self here?
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,633 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/31/2018 - Published: 5/18/2018 - Ainz
Blood Trail of Alucard by pta917 reviews
Alucard, one of the 41 members of Ainz Ooal Gown, a warrior vampire known for having strength to match even it's the guilds mightiest warriors. Follow as he accompanies Momonga on their journey through the New World.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 77 - Words: 285,488 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 7/17/2018 - Published: 4/10/2017 - [Zesshi Zetsumei, OC] Ainz, Clementine - Complete
The Rise of Darth Veneficus by Faykan reviews
A dark power is rising. An ancient enemy with a new face. Can the Republic and the Jedi Order withstand the storm of the new Sith Emperor, Darth Veneficus? Sequel to Harry Potter and the Power of the Dark Side.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 437,899 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 5/22/2018 - Published: 12/8/2015 - Yoda, Harry P., Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4609 - Favs: 12,759 - Follows: 14,088 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Amicus Protectio Fortis by barelyeverthere reviews
Harry recognized the need for the DA in his first year rather than his fifth. With a group of powerful friends, unexpected allies, and the planning to overcome age old enemies and meddling Headmasters as well, can these students traverse the dangerous halls of Hogwarts and the world outside of them? Can they defeat the Dark Lord and his followers while fighting for communal reform?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 175,393 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 10/7/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
A Bit Ridiculous by Shikaku Zetsumei reviews
No one seems to take anything seriously anymore. What's a poor hero to do? A chapter by chapter parody/rewrite/whatever-you-wanna-call-it of the series. Mostly a Crack Fic. OOC because why not. (Oh hey an update. Chapter 8 Up.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,468 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/11/2017 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Harry P.
The Old One-Two by Andrius reviews
Dudley's training makes a difference.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Orders of Magnitude by NanashiSaito reviews
A prequel to Significant Digits, which is the successor to Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, which is a retelling of the Harry Potter series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 104,861 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/12/2017 - Published: 4/25/2016 - Perenelle F., Herpo the Foul, Merlin
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 5442 - Favs: 16,229 - Follows: 19,015 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
When Fate Intervened by LordVishnu reviews
When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire Dumbledore gives him a choice. Either participate in the tournament or lose his magic and leave Hogwarts. The Headmaster would never have guessed that Harry would lash out angrily and choose the latter. Minor Ron and Dumbledore bashing at the start. Wizarding War on a quicker timescale than in canon. H/Hr. My first FanFic. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 129,893 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 5,191 - Follows: 3,950 - Updated: 12/1/2016 - Published: 5/20/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Bolts from the Blue! by sprinter1988 reviews
A home for all my one-shot ideas. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,782 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Harry P.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7029 - Favs: 13,796 - Follows: 11,275 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Whiskey Time Travel by Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1976, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter, 1976
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,153 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 7,331 - Follows: 9,006 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Rosmerta, Nicolas F.
Significant Digits by adeebus reviews
(Continuation of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality) It's easy to make big plans and ask big questions, but harder to follow them through. Find out what happens to Harry Potter-Evans-Verres, Hermione, Draco, and everyone else once they grow into their roles as leaders, leave the shelter of Hogwarts, and venture out into a wider world. Permanent home: anarchyishyperbole com
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 298,709 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of the Dark Side by Faykan reviews
Only the strong may rule, this was the way of the Dark Side, and Darth Millennial was about to prove to his master that he was worthy of the title Dark Lord of the Sith, but first a tremor in the Force draws him to the Unknown Regions of space... I do not own the picture
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 53 - Words: 329,639 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 2/1/2016 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Last Second Savior by plums reviews
While leading the final charge against a retreating Dark Lord, Harry is thrown through a destabilized Demon Portal, landing on a strange world in a galaxy far far away. Eventual Harry / Multi
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 123,003 - Reviews: 2194 - Favs: 8,498 - Follows: 9,741 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Aayla S., Harry P., M. Brood, Shaak Ti]
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3588 - Favs: 10,165 - Follows: 11,990 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
The Shrieking Shack by emiliaf24 reviews
What if things went down a little differently that fateful night in the Shrieking Shack? A "Happily Ever After" is probably too much to ask for poor Harry and Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/18/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Sirius B.
The Boy Who Could Not Die by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
At seven, Harry stumbles out of the car crash that killed his uncle despite the fact he should be dead. It is at this moment that he discovers that, unless a very specific weapon is used, he cannot suffer injury, he cannot feel pain, and he cannot die. Harry proceeds to abuse the hell out of this. A lot. Black comedy, dark, some bloody scenes, Harry/Ginny eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,219 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 2/13/2015 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 3,037 - Follows: 2,569 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,748 - Reviews: 3601 - Favs: 7,317 - Follows: 6,186 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Art of War by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
OoTP. Harry, Ron and Hermione realize that they're going to have to save their own lives - because no one else will. Turning to their own war plans, they create an inner circle and begin recruiting assassin, spies, ticking time bombs. A group of rag tag students will become an army. Can this give Harry the opening to defeat the Dark Lord? Inspired by Red Dawn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,050 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 2,946 - Follows: 2,223 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Flora C. - Complete
Exploiting Wizarding Antiquity by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
...or, abusing the hell out of the fact that wizards use gold for money. I had always been a pragmatist, even before I died. But when I was reborn as a Carrow, with the ability to use magic, I proceed to take advantage of this fact. Malfoy was right about one thing - money is power. SI, cracky, one shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 394 - Published: 6/20/2015 - Harry P., OC, Flora C., Hestia C. - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 3,707 - Follows: 1,225 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35029 - Favs: 24,939 - Follows: 18,620 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 7,890 - Follows: 3,119 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 27896 - Favs: 23,484 - Follows: 15,360 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter, the Geek by Andrius reviews
The summer before his fifth year, Harry obtains a computer and an internet connection. Two months later, he emerges a changed person, for what has been seen cannot be unseen. AU with the whole Harry Potter timeline moved forward to the modern day. References to internet memes, video games, anime, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,269 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 2,774 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 579 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Harry From Another World by sprinter1988 reviews
When things go wrong in one world, wizards seek help from another. Unfortunately what you want and what you get can sometimes be entirely different things. A tale featuring Harry, Hermione, Luna, Susan, Neville and a whole host of others. Loosely inspired by "The Meaning of Fear" by Rorschach's Blot. Rating for highly probable violence, and likely bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,548 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 3,829 - Follows: 4,819 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Lavender B.
Ravenous Plot Bunny - The Tri-Wizard Tournament by Sinyk reviews
Plot holes. Some are only tiny; but others challenge the Grand Canyon. What does Harry do about the Tr-Wizard Tournament if he decides to think outside the box? And not about winning, but just surviving?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 529 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 4,319 - Follows: 2,968 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Ramblings by Shikaku Zetsumei reviews
Miscellaneous story ideas and short stories that I felt the urge to write. Varying topics, frequently humorous, occasionally less. I may turn some into full stories. Inspired by Rorschach's Blot's Odd Ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,875 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013
A Matter of Perspective by Clell65619 reviews
One of the Magical World's strangest creations is the Mirror of Erised. But that isn't the only magical mirror in the world, as Harry finds out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 255 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 4,190 - Follows: 1,225 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Tournament Woes by Bobmin356 reviews
Another repost. This was our first attempt to take the tournament in a new direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 291 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Aberforth D., Albus D. - Complete
The Power of the Press by Bobmin356 reviews
Forewarned Harry makes his escape from Britain, leaving the tournament in shambles. Protected by family, Harry sets about to fulfill his destiny free from the bigotry and manipulation of others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 235,257 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 4,782 - Follows: 1,453 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The NOT Triwizard Tournament by Peaceful Sunrise reviews
The Goblet of Fire is not infallible, as proven by the fake Moody. What if he wasn't the only one to take advantage of this? What if other students entered as well? What if, their names came out? GOF era AU. IMPORTANT A/N!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,257 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - George W., Harry P.
Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 4,055 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2396 - Favs: 8,398 - Follows: 5,067 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 6,796 - Follows: 2,539 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Like Hell He Will by Manchester reviews
In a clearing of the Forbidden Forest, Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort have met for a final confrontation. Just themselves; no friends, allies, or supporters. Two wizards enter, one victor leaves. Locking their gazes, hands began to reach for wands-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Whatever Happened to the Likely Lad? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 490 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 3,443 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4233 - Favs: 10,585 - Follows: 4,223 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unconventional Harry by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry decides to stop "rolling over" and "just taking it." He has "Marauder godfathers" and decides to have them help him strike back. A one-shot. H/G eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,781 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 2,006 - Follows: 517 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Conversation by Clell65619 reviews
Harry and Tom Riddle sit down to discuss a few things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 242 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
What a Bunch of Nonjon by nonjon reviews
An unrelated series of ficlets, drabbles, one-shots, unfinished and abandoned fics from primarily the Harry Potter fandom and a couple others. This is like a miscellaneous folder or a random fic dump. Read at your own risk.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,446 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 231 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
A Twisted Timeline by MadnessPersonified reviews
Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 173,594 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 3,327 - Follows: 1,957 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,926 - Follows: 5,451 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2712 - Favs: 4,216 - Follows: 1,797 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Narrative Causality by Clell65619 reviews
Hermione discovers the power Harry has that the Dark Lord knows not. Harry enlists the aid of a certain carbosilicate amorph, who lives to kill people and break their things. A most silly fic. Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Neville/Ginny, Schlock/Noone
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 139 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2963 - Favs: 6,658 - Follows: 2,639 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 511 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 234 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 2,567 - Follows: 690 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and The Power of Love by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Hermione convinces Harry to join her 'Domestic Skills' Club and someone tampers with the food.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 390 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
In Cold Blood by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Nothing but a blend of overused plots and an ending that I haven't seen before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 294 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 257 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 276 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10985 - Favs: 19,486 - Follows: 6,421 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Past Lives by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
XRay Specs by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Luna orders a pair of XRay glasses from the back of a non magical magazine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 221 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Tragic Hero by Rorschach's Blot reviews
ONESHOT: Harry decides to take advantage of the fact that he is a tragic hero and does so in a manner suggested by Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 147 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 3,514 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A Favor for a Friend by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A little snapshot of a day in a potential post HBP, post Voldemort world. [A small exercise in writing for reasons other than making this author laugh.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 93 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Power Snivellus Knows Not by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Harry and Tonks discover the power to overcome the most horrible evil ever to grace Hogwarts' halls. And Voldemort too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 246 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
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On the subject of my OC:s
descriptions of my OC:s from various sources, take note that i like very high balance stuff and as such these can seem/(most likely)be quite OP. Mature because i couldn't be bothered to censor that one chapter, and so that i could add more mature stuff later on.
Crossover - Misc. Anime/Manga & Misc. Games - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,140 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 3/5
On the subject of my plot bunnies
a place to put plot bunnies before they grow any further. feel free to adopt / steal / take as a challenge / be inspired by, any of these as long as you inform me of doing so.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,355 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 4/11