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Name Ten Twilight Character – Random Order

1. Jacob
2. Seth
3. Carlisle
4. Aro
5. Jane
6. Bella
7. Alice
8. Garrett
9. Alistair
10. Rosalie

1.) Have you read a 5/10 fan fiction story before?

No. o.O Jane/Rosalie, that’d be a … interesting story.

2.) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Yes. Omg, Yes. Just yes. He’s my favorite Twilight Character. Gajfdjl

3.) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Bella got Jacob pregnant. O.O I think I would die of laughter, and wish that that story exists somewhere.

4.) Do you recall any good fanfics about nine?

Well, no sadly, I’ve never read an Alistair fanfic before. I wish I had though.

5.) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Would Alice and Seth make a good couple … Hm. I can see it. I’d think it’d be cute, actually.

6.) Four/eight or four/nine?

Aro/Garrett or Aro/Alistair. Quite frankly, I love both of those pairings. It seems … unique and interesting.

7.) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in bed together?

If Alice discovered Carlisle and Garrett in bed together … well she’d probably see it in her visions already… and probably would do everything in her power to not run into them. And then tease Carlisle later on.

8.) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Seth/Alice – Pro Breaking Dawn.

Alice found Jasper cheating on her, and turns to the only person that can cheer her up with his bubbly, optimism character.

9.) Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Aro/Rosalie, I have no idea. O.O I must now look.

10.) Suggest a title for a one/five hurt/comfort fic.

Jacob/Jane, My Heart Will Go On

11.) What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Carlisle wanted to seduce Jacob? Jfkdlajieajflkdasjf that’s amazing.

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read seven/nine slash?

Alice/Alistair, I didn’t know those existed.

13.) If you wrote a songfic a bout number ten, what song would you choose?

Rosalie – I … have no idea.

14.) If nine was cheated on by two with five, what would nine say?

If Alistair was cheated on by Seth with Jane … I’d think he’d be too scared to say anything. I mean, it is Jane.

15.) (1) And (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (2) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then ends up being stalked by (9). After hiring (10) to kill the creep, (1) follows the wise advice of (3) and moves next door to (5), where (she or he) finally finds true love with (8).

Jacob and Alice are in a happy relationship until Alice runs off with Aro. Jacob, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Seth and a brief unhappy affair with Bella, then ends up being stalked by Alistair. After hiring Rosalie to kill the creep, Jacob follows the wise advice of Carlisle and moves next door to Jane, where (she or he) finally finds true love with Garrett.

Hmm … For the most part I can see this … ‘Cept Alice running off with Aro, and the next-door-to-Jane-the-girl-who-hates-everyone.

Someone should make this into a story.