I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.

What would it be like, in a two man squad without Sasuke?

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?

After one taunt too many by Draco & learning of dark things while possessed, Harry refuses to play his part anymore. Into this comes Luna with her own dark story to tell. They shall both get revenge and shake magical Britain before the end. - Harry/Multi

There's nothing in him but the earth's woods and his daddy's bones. Gohan and Videl: fathers, sons, and a tape recording of the Cell Games. Oneshot.

Alduin the World Eater has returned to finish what began centuries ago, only now there are no Dragonborn to stand in his way; save for one... The god of men must become man once more to reclaim his glory and stop Alduin once and for all. It is time for Talos to return to Tamriel. Contains a host of original and unique characters. AU

The infected have always been viewed as mindless, emotionless creatures that will do anything to feed in order to survive. However, when one witch proves against the stereotype, tension begins to rise between two groups of survivors. WitchxZoey

The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.

Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.

ONE SHOT: What if Taylor was the player character from Sunset Overdrive?

An Altpower! Taylor oneshot

Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.

It came without warning that attack. Whatever was used, a certain sun-kissed blond awoken to a new area, yet, it was not. As sky ocean eyes met another bright pair, life for the teenager sprang anew in nothing but a memoir of a dream... [oyako] [AU]

On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise

The original version of Making Uzumaki.

Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.

Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.

Team 7 lost a member, the remaining members are broken and left to pick up the pieces. Will Team 7 survive. Kakashi trains the team in the use of the sharingan, will they survive the experience.

Shirou Emiya is notified that 10,000 people have been trapped with their lives on the line. [One Shot]

Sarutobi had always had the best of intentions when he made his decisions concerning Naruto. But you know what they say about the road to Hell and intentions. Now, with unseen enemies and shadowy secrets all around him, Naruto must choose his path and live his life his way. No matter the cost. Gray Naruto, Sort of Naru/FemHaku, Naru/? no harem, no yaoi.

The Nine Tails. Everyone in the Elemental Nations knows about it. But no one knows it as well as one Uzumaki Naruto. So what if he meets it a few years earlier, what's the worst that could happen?

Starting over is never easy. Creating a new identity, facing different challenges isn't easy at all. Naruto must do all this because he must correct the mistakes of the present by traveling to the past. GEN, Time Travel.

The tender love between a boy and a girl, and all it implies: stolen kisses, gentle touches, broken bones, ball gags, fights to the death, the end of the world, cannibalism... Wait, what? A love story that goes where it really shouldn't have gone, and yet still ends up happy.

Strange lights are seen across a deserted country lane. The wizarding world is calling him home.

What kind of mother names their baby demigod Pandora? Sally Jackson does, apparently. Percy and Annabeth friendship. AU, genderswap.

Haku just laughed weakly. "Yes. It seems no one ever told him we ninja tend to kill our enemies." How Naruto's life would have turned out, had he a better team and Hayate as a sensei. All pairing types possible here. Parts from canon. Will be rewritten/fixed soon!

It was just Shirou Emiya's luck to meet a Heroic Spirit while out on the typical job... [One Shot]

One year after Jiraiya's death, Naruto is no longer the ninja he once was. Faced with the chance to change everything that went wrong, can Naruto rise above the strength of his enemies, the suspicions of his friends, and most of all his own weaknesses?

There's a reason why red and green complement each other. Aesthetically, they're pleasing to the eye, and side by side they make each other appear brighter. FrostIron Loki/canonfemale!Tony Movie Spoilers! Comic Spoilers!

The Sorting Hat serves more purposes than is apparent. One of them is as a safe guard against abusive families. What changes might be wrought from this? Rated for coarse language and mild violence.

There is this problem with cheating Death... Harry Potter is on a mission to die -hopefully centuries from now on, and in his sleep. He travels the world looking for Death joined by his minion Bellatrix, while his children turn Hogwarts upside down. Mostly canon-compliant. Has humour, although the first chapter is a bit dark.

In the wake of the Qwardian Invasions, the Anti-Monitor lies defeated. And yet, all seems lost as the worlds merge. In a last attempt to save Creation, the Justice League manages to send one man through to the next world. But can he save them all?

Naruto is attacked on his ninth birthday, just as Itachi kills his clan. Bereft of his dreams, Itachi helps Naruto for his own purposes, changing everything as we know it. Sharingan wielding Naruto, Naru/Yugito. Possible Jir/Tsu later chapters. Complete.

An act of betrayal lands Ranma changed and far from home. Naruto meets a red headed girl one day while goofing off and the destinies of both are changed forever.

REWRITE IN PROGRESS Who was Namikaze Minato? How did he come to be? Why are there no other Namikazes in Konoha? And what does Naruto have to do with it? Time-travel in a different way.

The first time, it was an accident. The second time... well, I really should have known better. HP/Fem!TR

A feared enemy ace pilot. The leader of an elite US Air Force fighter squadron. War forces them together as enemies, but fate has other plans in store. In one corner of the universe, there's nothing so annoying as a misfile...

What if Naruto was kidnapped by Kumogakure the night of the Hyuga Incident? Taken in by a fellow Jinchuriki in preparation for his training to become the ultimate weapon, but when the time comes will she bow down to fate or rise up to protect him?

All they told him was that he had to do the ceremony with the stupid sheathe with him and it'd work perfectly fine. He supposed he should have learned to never trust the Germans by now.

A single decision that changes the course of history.

They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.

The Gate was opening; the black arms stretched toward him and Pride. Ed knew he had no say in the matter. He would be pulled to this parallel dimension, alternate universe—whatever it was—and Amestris would be left to die. Truth merely grinned.

None of the Konoha rookies are psychopaths. Or at least, that's what everyone hopes. The Hokage's just worried about the new generation. He doesn't mean to change everything.

AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.

Pein's final technique wasn't control over death, but time. Naruto, sent back to start his life over, has a chance to change it all. Stuck with a differing Kyuubi attack and a wary, overprotective Fourth, will Naruto be able to do as he planned? GENFIC.

What if Itachi had a very good reason for killing off the Uchiha clan? What if the Clan had denied Itachi just like Konoha denied Naruto? What would happen when these two meet? WIP : Female girl Fem!Itachi itanaru naruita : AR, gender bender, genderswap

Naruto and TenTen become friends while he's still at the Academy; TenTen helps Naruto graduate, and the two of them join Team Gai along with Rock Lee. Now, Naruto must learn what it means to be a jinchuriki, and how far he'll go to defend his ninja way.

Voldemort has a little fun with the Elder Wand before he dies, and minds are screwed with afterward. Potters always go for redheads. The Peverells were necrophiles. So Harry likes…? Crack, light Gryffindor/fem!Harry, DH AU oneshot

When a prank on the Uchiha goes awry, Naruto's world suddenly takes a turn for the better! NarutoxKyuubixHinata DISCONTINUED

Iruka's early demise changes everything. Watch as Naruto grows into a legend with the help and support of his teammates and sensei. AU

No one really realises how much the person you idolize can shape what you become in future. He looked up to the sky and admired the stars- but stars would never suffice, he wanted the sky. Look upon greatness and covet, young shinobi. Powerful!Naruto

She's teamed up with the little girl instead of the boy who loves her. Katniss Everdeen and the girl from Eleven are ruining their best-laid plans. So, "Caesar," they say, "Announce the change." -This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games.-

Namikaze Naruto was an ANBU captain, until the Hokage, Orochimaru, 'killed' him using the Mangekyo Sharingan. Now, he was sent to a new world where he hopes to prevent a similar fate from overtaking this Konoha. Rated T for death and some foul language

The Raikage had a second target the night of the Hyuga Abduction, and Naruto was brought safely to Kumogakure. Upon arrival, he is gifted with a kekkai genkai in preparation for the birth of a new clan. Behold the power of To-Remu Yajuuki. NarutoxYugito

Every time he dies, Naruto loops back in time to a reality where things always are slightly different. Needless to say, he's getting tired of the worlds where his counterpart was female. Slight squick warning, future smut. Female Naruto/male Kyuubi

He left, feeling that it would better protect those he cared for. Was it the right choice? What would result from this decision? Naruto set out for a new home, and created a new path for himself. Watch as our hero's legacy unfolds. NarutoxTemari.

HIATUS Even after death, Fate had an offer, and with that offer came a twist,now Naruto is thrown in a world where he never existed, in a body that belonged to the very person who had killed him.Waking from a coma, welcome the new Uchiha. Pairing undecided

Idea from dracohalo117, taken with his permission. When Orochimaru left Akatsuki, he took samples from each of his fellow members. He then kidnaps the one he will make his new vessel… Naruto Uzumaki. Good Akatsuki, Living Kushina, Strong Naruto

We all know that Sakura Haruno’s got some unusual mental issues, what with inner Sakura and all, but when a new mental voice shows up during her fight with Team Dosu, things go from awkward to just plain weird.

Battling Akatsuki, 18 yr old Naruto finds himself in the past, except he didn't come alone & the changes are already escalating. New peers, rumors, trouble, & he's worried about the Kyubi that's still on the loose... & what that means for his father.

What happens to a person after death? Naruto Uzumaki is about to find out

They're both crazy, there's no doubt about that. But could the craziest thing either has done is try to be loved? AnkoxNaruto.

What if the Yondaime took steps to ensure the welfare of his son keeping in mind the consequences, if the villagers didn't honor his dying wish. Naruto x fem Haku.

A Movieverse AU-What if Tony Stark *wasn't* the face of Stark Industries? thanks to my betas, VR Trakowski and Lovellama

By surviving the Uchiha Massacre, one woman changed the path of destiny. AU

COMPLETE. Twisted Canon Crack!fic. What if during the infamous Honey Bee Inn incident, Aerith used magic to turn Cloud into a girl - and then couldn't turn him back? A slightly skewed spin on the opening events of FFVII.

When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.

“There is a scroll. It has a jutsu that can stop this from happening. You can go back in time. You can change all this.” The remnants of Konoha strive to change not only their history, but many other tragedies as well. MinaKushi but otherwise Genfic

Even Light’s plans don’t take spontaneously changing gender into account. Fortunately, he can adapt.

Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.

Faced with imprisonment and possible death, the Kyuubi embarks on a desperate gamble to free itself. Uzumaki Naruto? Meet Uzumaki Naruto.

The aftermath of Pain’s attack left Tsunade in comatose, Danzo's plot of becoming Hokage is thwarted by Naruto himself. With the doubts that the Lord of Fire has placed on Danzo, Naruto is suddenly left inheriting the mantle of Hokage before the Summit.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

Yahiko survives and wins the civil war against Hanzo. As the new leader of Ame, he seeks a new path to peace. Through sabotage and destruction, the shinobi world will be annihilated. No Madara, Dark!Naruto, realistic ruthless militaristic Sandaime/Konoha

ABANDONED. Naruto had learnt from a young age that life could get hectic, but all this chaos with Biju, daimyos, and psychotic missing-nin was going a bit too far. Now just throw in a fourth Great Shinobi War and you've got one pissed off seal master. [AU, no pairings.]

Who am I? Who am I really? Am I the Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune? Am I the Legacy of the Yondaime Hokage? Am I the heir to the Sage of Six Paths? I don't know anymore...or perhaps I never did. Starts at T-rating but gradually becomes M-rating.

Naruto must first accept what happened in the past before he can move on with his future. Many will come to depend on him. Rated M just in case. Gradual AU with parts of canon added in. NaruSaku

Minato, in the shinigami's stomach, sees what should have never been allowed to happen. Naruto, killed at 11 years old. The shinigami gives him a choice. Go into his son's body, and act as him, or remain as a dead spirit. Minato chooses the obvious.

When it becomes abundantly clear the impact that growing up without a family has had on Naruto, Jiraiya steps in to teach him what he needs to know. In the process, he lets it slip that... Cont. inside Rated M for language, sexuality and crude humor

Seven years have passed since The Great War. As the UNSC Sangheili Alliance rebuilds, a thriving colony world falls disturbingly silent. Investigation by an ODST recon team uncovers a horror rivaling even the Flood, threatening a galactic pandemic.

Sequel to Time and Again. Naruto has gone back in time from a war ravaged future and has a chance to set things right, but despite his efforts things seem to be worse rather than better. Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Danzo... some jinchuriki have no luck at all.

It's not easy to change history.

Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.

When Tsunade had asked him what he was going to do on his vacation he'd just smiled. But of all the things he might have said, caring for a crippled redhead sure as hell wasn't one of them. Isn't it funny the way life works out sometimes? Naruto/Tayuya

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

What do you do when an experimental seal goes horribly wrong? Or maybe it's incredibly right? How do you handle a crushed dream or ignored wishes? If you thought the decision to seal Kyuubi was a hard one to make... mild MinaKushi, NaruSaku

A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.

AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.

A moment of jealousy can cause enough regret for a life time. Obito knows this too well. Time-travel, follows canon, one shot.

EpFic1 The same village, the same life, but having one foxy friend will make all the diffrence. Please review, it's the whole point. (ON LONG HOLD, SORRY)

The most powerful of the three great eye techniques. Revered by civilians and shinobi alike the Rinnegan was said to have the power to make or destroy worlds. It was up to the destined child to decide. Would it be the redeemer or destroyer of ninja life?

AU. On the night Naruto learns he is the container for the Kyuubi, Mizuki tells him another of Konoha’s secrets.

AU. Thirty-five years after being frozen in his iceberg, Aang is awoken by a young Hama. But even in a world without the impending return of Sozin's Comet, Aang cannot escape his destiny as the Avatar.

When the impossible becomes possible and the line between dreams and reality blurs, what will Naruto do when he's confronted with the past? And what does this mean for the present and the future? Time travel fic. Discontinued.

AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**

Some legends are born and some legends are made. Uchiha Itachi's legend just is.

Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks within his bending sickle's compass come. Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks, but bears it out, even to the edge of doom.

AU/AD. Namikaze Naruto has led a charmed life under the protection of the Fourth Hokage. But now, after sacrificing himself for his home, he finds himself waking up in an entirely new world, surrounded by a village that despises him.

A hero’s life is never easy, especially when his future shapes him even before his birth. But he shall rise above it, and so much more. For he is a savior, a legend, a culmination. And above all else…he is hope.

What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.

[Probably abandoned, may be rewritten someday.] What would happen if Kakashi were killed early in the Wave saga? This is a story of Team 7's struggle to survive, and the boy who must grow strong to save them. Team 7-centric.

Whenever good things happen, Naruto always seems to lose something precious. It was as if the universe thought too much good would spoil him. To save his village, his family, what, or who, will he have to lose this time? Sequel to "Belly of the Beast."

After he lost his best friend, his life changed completely. AU ---on extended sabbatical/hiatus till mid-August---

The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.

Ever wonder if the battle between the Three Sennins turned out differently with the same result? Naruto learns that shinobi are killers, and that it's part of their way of life. He just wished he didn't have to embrace that truth so soon.

Harry is alone. He has a bloody score to settle. And it is the day before the end of the world.

Salvation from chaos or ashes and dust from the whole of creation? Which will Naruto choose when the world is his playground? He should be careful though - he isn't the only one playing the game.

English story; girl!Harry. It had been four years since Malfoy had changed her... four years since the War had ended. It was time for her to come back.

Hope. Peace. He was supposed to be so much. But destiny took a path no one ever foresaw, and now he will have to decide – and really, who could blame him if he forsook them all, for a look from her green eyes, for the soft touch and the sweet voice… H/OC

In the year's following Konoha's fall during the Sound Leaf war, the remnants have struggled to survive. After achieving vengeance against the Otokage, Uzumaki Naruto is given an unexpected second chance. A shame he didn't get a choice in the matter. Unfinished.

When one deals with the elements there is the productive cycle and the destructive cycle. For the Rinnigan, these duel cycles are brought into the ultimate conflict. The forces of creation and the forces of destruction wage their war across the land.

Sequel to Nine Tailed Serpent. Uzumaki Naruto made an impulsive deal with a crimson-eyed devil, leaving his home and friends behind. Now, he wagers his life on a hopeless plan to obliterate Akatsuki from within, with naught but his existence as the prize.

There is a fine line between idiocy and genius. Uzumaki Naruto has no clue where that line is. A teacher, a soldier and a madman are determined not to let the Golden Fool of Konoha dwindle. Be advised that this story may contain mature content.

Despite Naruto being the son of the Yondaime and Kushina, he sucks in canon, so here is the story of Shikuto Naruto, son of two of the most powerful Missin-nin to ever live, and boy did he inherrit some skill. R&R please. Naruto-Anko

Naruto, after the battle at Wave, reflects on the events of the day, when something happens from the afterlife that would fully explain his role in the sealing. What is White Chakra? What are pyreflyes? Naruto/FFX minor Fusion. Whitemage/Summoner Naruto.

Naruto is forced to use a jutsu by the Kyuubi to send him back in time. Now, in an altered 13 year old body, and the knowledge of his future and his arsenal of jutsu at his disposal, what will he change? Narusakuino. Mature, just in case.

He had two friends in the entire world. One betrayed him and the other disappeared. His desire was to always protect those who couldn't protect themselves, but now he's finding it hard to stay motivated, yet still, he remains strong. AU.

When Madara manipulated the Kyuubi to attack Konoha, the 4th Hokage stopped it using an advanced seal. However, he and his wife, Kushina, who was the Kyuubi in human form were both sealed inside Naruto, their son. Rinnegan!Naruto Kushina!Kyuubi Dark!Naru

Saving themselves from Akatsuki, Naruto and Gaara get stuck in the past and decide to save the future and their own lives. Growing closer to their younger counterparts, family becomes irreplaceable. GaaSaku NaruHina later on. I don't own Naruto. OnHiatus.

For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.

When Naruto steals the Forbidden Scroll he learns more than Kage Bunshin. Watch as he discovers what it really means to be Hokage, and what he does to reach his dream. NaruxHina. Sasuke bashing along with slight Sakura bashing.

Harry wakes in a universe where he meets, Rose, his female alternate self. Taken over from SilverAegis when he discontinued it. Complete!

Extreme AU. The problem with being three different people all at the same time is that there are too many people you have to lie to. I should know, after all, I was Uchiha Obito, I became Namikaze Yuichi, and now, I’m Uzumaki Naruto…

Obito made a wish to spend more time with his team. Years later, Naruto begins to have dreams about a boy with a genin team similar to his.

ABANDONED. Tricked into falling through the veil, Harry finds himself in an alternate dimension where the first war continues to rage and people he thought he had lost are alive and well. You've read it all before, right? Wrong. Warning: sequels will never be written. Apologies.

Naruto's soul is forced back seventeen years, right before the Kyuubi was sealed, to find that the Yondaime's alive, and that he's... a baby? Post timeskip. T for mild language. No pairings.

Time-Travel – a well-known plot-device to fix things before they even started to go wrong. But traveling through time isn’t easy. What if something went wrong?

Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.

A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.

AU Harry Potter & Ranma 12 cross over. Harry Potter and Ranma meet later in life. Both bear scars from their own battles, but who suffers more? Is it the person that has to let go, or the one who has to start over?

Complete AU. A 30k words story in first person with Harry's thoughts from a hurt child to becoming the greatest hero of Britain. A unique crossover involving Dr. Who and Arthurian legends, an interlink of destinies. Unique HG. Completed.

AU What if Harry knew he was a wizard and about the prophecy before he went to Hogwarts? What if he was kicked out of the Dursleys and decided to attend Hogwarts disguised as a muggleborn? Harry Ginny

What if Sasuke chose a different path? How could he change his destiny, just by one small act of personal weakness? How many lives would be changed for the better, and how many for the worse? [Team7 friendship fic,AU from Ep 33]

At the conclusion of the battle between Naruto and Gaara, Naruto protected all of his friends present. But what if Konoha did not win the battle, and the Third had not sealed Orochimaru's arms? Naruto and Sakura have to face the new world alone. NaruSaku

Summary: A mission goes wrong has a friend lost but is she gone? Naruto will have to adjust to changes in his life. Will his friends make it worse or not? A blend of emotional drama, romance, and comedy true to Naruto style. [NaruSaku NaruIno NaruSakuIno]

A different war begins. The people want a saviour who'll protect them from bullets and Harry isn't it. 'Death Eaters killed eleven wizards this week. The Muggles have killed eighty.' [oneshot]

Crossover with Harry Potter: seven characters, seven Endless, the works. Snape and Morpheus share an archetype, Dumbledore chats with Destiny and so on...

Post OOTP. COMPLETED. Harry's 6th year will be another exciting year. How does the trunk Ron gave him help his fight against V? Pre HBP. HG RHr

AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.