sir sizzlin
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Joined 11-14-03, id: 487084
Author has written 7 stories for Golden Sun, StarCraft, and Warcraft.
My Full Bio thingy: My name is Richard Martin and I am 13 years old and live in Montreal, Canada. I have red hair, blue eyes, and extremely pale skin. Meh. I like playing hockey, football, basketball, hanging with my friends, hanging with my girlfriend, playing guitar, surfing, snowboarding, skateboarding, BMXing, playing online pool, video games, writing stories, making comic books, talking online with friends and submitting stuff to Fanfiction.net.

The Sir Sizzlin Team(note: They don't get bios because they don't help at all):

Richard: I'm brains of the team. Also pretty much the slave. Does all the work while the other three stuff their fat faces with chips. At least i have the making fun of them rights. Meh. And im the Sir Sizzlin.

Frank: He's my cousin. He doesn't really help because he doesn't live near me. He just reas my stories and tells me how good they are. He's the best one of the team. But he still doesn't get a * bio.

Ryan: That idiot over there. Doesnt know how to shut his * mouth. Doesnt help with *.

Bryan: Not related to Ryan. Wouldnt help me for his life. He's the spellchecker. He doesnt even check to see if his shoes are muddy before he walks in my freaking house. GO WASH YOUR * SHOES!

Alex: The most helpful of the bunch. He tells me how stupid my stories are. The sad thing is, he enjoys it. I hate my life.

Now for my made up characters that help me. I hate them too. I think everyone who says they will help me but doesnt should go burn in hell and get butt raped by Satan.

Made Up Characters of the Sir Sizzlin Team:

Satan: The one everyone but Frank is going to see when they die.

Carmen Electra: How you doin baby?

Dullahan: He attempts to kill everyone else while we make the stories. Correction while I make the stories and while THEY sit around muching on popcorn and chips.

Star Magician: He's my stress reliever. I kick his balls when im made at my POC team that doesnt help.

Thats it.

Alrighty now for the stories I am working on.

1. Interviewing GS Characters
2. Golden Sun: The Dark Age 2
3. A new one called Golden Sun Battle arena

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Demon Party reviews
A lone Night Elf is traveling through-out a dark forest to get to a mysterious temple in for a strange quest. Chapter 1 is up, chapter 2 in progress and that will tell about the quest and the temple and the first major battle :) Please Read and Review!
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/19/2004
Starcraft: Warring Factions reviews
This takes place in the interplanetary war between the Terran, Zerg, and Protoss. Each side has a soldier who is followed and shows what is happening to them while they are fighting. Please Review after you read it. Chapter 2 is up.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/14/2004 - Published: 2/13/2004
An Interview with Golden Sun Characters! reviews
Richard of the Sir Sizzlin Studios team interwiews the characters. Hilarity ensues! Piers is up!
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 11/24/2003
Golden Sun: The Dark Age Remake
Its the same exact story except i changed it so people who cant read R can read this
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,462 - Published: 11/24/2003
Golden Sun: The Dark Age 2
The second episode of the Dark Ages
Golden Sun - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,368 - Published: 11/24/2003
Golden Sun X: The AGE! reviews
This is an extremely weird story about the Golden Sun characters gone idiotic. It will lower your IQ level by 30 points. It lowered mine by 50 just writing it.
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/23/2003
Golden Sun: The Dark Age reviews
Its been two years since the Golden Sun has rose. A force is trying to destroy Weyard and a band of heroes will stop this.
Golden Sun - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,472 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/22/2003