After yet another failed attempt to kill Bart, Sideshow Bob realizes his life is a sham and vows to start anew. But when an evening at Moe's goes horribly awry, the Simpsons find themselves in the awkward position of caring for their wounded archenemy.

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This fanfiction will follow Bart and Lisa and their friends during their teenager years. This fanfiction is based on "That 70 Show". (R&R)

The line between love and hate is tested many times, especially when Bob jumps in the line of fire to save the spiky haired teen. Will pesky emotions once again get in the way and hinder his murderous plot? BORT, Warnings:profanity, violence, sex, Bob/Bart, mild Bart/Milhouse, attempted rape OC/Bob. Fic will get darker, but there will still be moments of fluff.

How much trouble can Lisa get into! COMPLETE.

In the final confrontation with Alexander, Daniel accidentally falls through the rabbit hole.

Prequel to 'Dame Boot Camp' - Cecil Terwilliger's time with Professor Vojin in the prison dungeons. Travel deep into the human psyche as Cecil endures this madman's torture methods and experiments, and watch as he either escapes with his sanity intact . . . or completely loses his mind before Sideshow Bob figures out what's going on. Hiatus for now, sorry! :/

Years after he had left him behind, a man from Waylon Smithers's past comes back into his life. Based off the story idea and characters by Lisbeth Simpson.

In a post-apocalyptic wasteland, in the aftermath of nuclear war, in a desert filled with mutant vampires, one man's bus carries people to safety. Thanks to the heroic efforts of the Busman, people now stand a chance of making it to the city... if they can fight off the vampires along the way! (AU fic)

AU The patron of Daniel's expeditions requests a personal audience with him. Not only is Daniel shocked when the baron's intentions prove less than honorable, but Alexander also has a dark secret. One he is all too willing to share with Daniel. (Slight DubCon in places.)

Alexander misses his wife and decides Daniel will make a suitable replacement. But there is more to Alexander's twisted games, as Daniel soon finds out. DubCon, Cross-dressing, and other fun stuff inside

Mrs. Krabappel's friendship with Smithers becomes strained when she accomplishes something he could never do. EdnaxSkinner possible BurnsxSmithers something or other. Chapter titles totally not lifted directly from my record collection. Mmmm, nope nope.

Courting is never an easy task. Especially if the suitor is from a different world and the object of his affections is horribly naive. Alexander/Daniel

It's been a year after the events of Brennenberg and Daniel still hasn't recovered from his ordeal. He tries to hide from his past, living as a shut-in in a dilapidated boarding house. Then one day a guest comes a-calling...

Daniel realizes a bit earlier than he should that Alexander is more than he seems. Mirrors are always hung in the most inconvenient of places...

The vitae gets put to good use. PWP and my apologies.

Alexander's curiosity gets the better of him and Daniel's dreams turn out to be quite unexpected things. Alexander/Daniel.

Iruka doesn't have the best of luck sometimes. He has to explain this to Tsunade after an encounter with Itachi. Slight hints of shounenai, ie malemale.