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Author has written 6 stories for Lord of the Rings. hello my name is caitlin and i am 15 years old i used to live in england but now i live in australia...memory of an Elven spring is an ok fic(NOT! actually it is really sad), so have fun reading( you will laugh your guts out) it and please review! :) The only decent fic i am writing is (With kaitlin co-writing): DEATH OF THE TOLKIEN PURIST, i am updating as i go so ideas will be appreciated. loads of luv caitlin XXX |
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Fangirls of DOOOM! by Kelida Johnson reviews
Frodo thought he had escaped them forever -- he was wrong!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,221 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Frodo B., Legolas
Lust for Gollum by pink hardcore reviews
Poor poor Legolas. Seriously, let's all sit down and cry. After the release of TTT, Gollum gets all the attention that Legolas used to get. No more Fangirls for Legolas. Will Legolas stop this 'horror? R&R. Bad grammar, but will be re-written.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,417 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2003 - Published: 8/24/2002 - Gollum, Legolas
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Death of the Tolkien purist revised chapter 12
I apologise sincerly to all LOTR authors if this story refers to that of their own in any way ... I assure you it is not intended. yes it is, And that it is merely a comical stereotype, um no, of LOTR fanfiction. Go on... read it, you know you want too..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Published: 6/17/2005
Death Of The Tolkien Purist reviews
I apologise sincerly to all LOTR authors if this story refers to that of their own in any way ... I assure you it is not intended. yes it is and that it is merely a comical stereotype um no of LOTR fanfiction. Go on... read it, you know you want too..heeh
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,198 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 9/20/2004
follow the river reviews
The story of an arrogant priestess, who ran away from her village under siege to an adventure, and a discovery of a new life. (Set during the two towers.)(OC Legolas) CHAPTER 6 IS UP! (Rated R for violence) R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,765 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/12/2004 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas
Memory of an Elven Spring reviews
El is an elf. She thinks, but really she is just a ditsy marysue, wrote this 2 years ago i was actually serious i've matured! Read it and your eyeballs will shrivel up. Don't read it, its like a notonpurposetroll but i recommend my parodys.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,494 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Legolas, Elrohir
Mary Sue writings presents Callie and Sallie reviews
Callie (Super Ditz) and Sallie (Non Ditz) fall through a tree hollow into middle earth, and on to the fellowship. Has Callie or Sallie found their true loves? Or are they both dilutional? It is up to you!(seriously funny!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3/25/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas
Beneath the trees reviews
(preview) Caitlin woke up to find Kaitlin huddling next to the tree underneath her, and a rather startling elf with a twig over his head, picking his nose. There was only one rational thing to do at a time like this, she fell unconscience again.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,007 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/15/2004 - Published: 11/5/2003 - Legolas, Haldir