Absolute Zeroe [ab-suh-loot zeer-oh] (noun, singular);

A teenager with a fondness for pretty girls, pretty boys, love stories, giant robots, mind screws, and stories in which everyone really ought to find themselves therapists. Remarkably inconsistent when it comes to updating, as inspiration requires certain stars to align and also having a computer handy. Believes that destiny must be defied, and that vanilla is better than chocolate. Thinks in third person and song lyrics.