Harley-Jensen
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Joined 01-09-10, id: 2210903, Profile Updated: 07-28-11
Author has written 4 stories for Prom Night, Dawn of the Dead, Naruto, and Twilight.

Hello everyone! I'm glad you visited my profile you must've been bored...

Author Update: Well let me just begin by saying I apoligize for keeping you guys waiting for the next chapters of my stories. I'm not teasing y'all or doing it on purpose cause' then that would just be mean and I wouldn't want that done to myself either. I've suddenly become obsessed with anything to do with masquerade. Cause' that's not weird right? Hahaha I have decided to change a few things in my stories and update them, my mind is on overload seeing as I have to do scholarships and already think about colleges. But my always creative thinking has not gone astray I assure you but I have other stories on my mind needing to be written down and uploaded for of you to read and to my pleasure review(: My current stories are still in the works and I'm working on them I just ask of you to have patience, they will all be complete I just don't when. Hope you check them out and review, criticism is always welcome...

Favorite Genre: Horror

Favorite Movies: Titanic, Burlesque, Hot Chick, Shutter Island, Pineapple Express

Favorite Authors: Jane Austen,Stephanie Meyer, John Grisham, Lewis Carroll, P.C. Cast & Kristin Cast, Stephen King, James Matheson, Melissa Marr, Emily Bronte


FRIENDS: Will wait for you after detention

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason your in detention

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be in the room next to you saying, "THAT. WAS. AWESOME ... LETS DO IT AGAIN!!..."

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Continue walking and say "Walk much dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: At your funeral would be crying

BEST FRIENDS: Will be at you grave years later saying "Sorry I was in jail for killing the jerk who murdered you"


Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together


Author: I'm currently writing a few novels that I hope someone will publish and be brought out to the public so people can read them, digest them, and critique them. I actually have some fans waiting for me to finish writing some short storys that are of the mature style of writing ;) (if you know what I mean) and I feel horrible for keeping them from my fans but I will get to it. My writing, sadly the once passion I had for dance has faded due to an injury that occured the end of my dance year. I love anything to do with english literature (okay not everything but you get the point) and I love writing poetry which you might find later on in the coming months but that's a whole different genre for me. I will have plenty of time to write a couple of stories.

Alright so I've decided to let ya'll know the oncoming stories I fully intend to publish but are still in the works oh and there will be a sequel to one of my current stories! Hopefully I have time to upload it and edit it but no worries I will upload once it's finished.

Coming Soon: Rose Petals, Fate: New Beginnings, If you only knew, Barbie, The Chosen, Summers End, Disgusting, Guardian Angel: A Love Story

Current Stories: Reunion(Prom Night Fanfic), Fate: Diverged Paths(Dawn of the Dead Fanfic), Sacrifice(Dawn of the Dead Fanfic), Old Faces, NewBeginnings(Dawn of te Dead Fanfic) All of which are still in progress

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Eagle Eyed Angel by Lady Chickaroo reviews
…with a sniper rifle, you can't be better protected. Living in the newly up District One is a bit like playing in a morgue, and being few of the first, Hannah can't help but draw attention from her window and threw the scope of a sniper. Doyle
28 Weeks Later - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,207 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010
Teenage Dream by Enchantable reviews
All things considered, she's the last person he should feel safe with and he's the last person she should accept with open arms. Yet time and time again, Tyler and Caroline find that the only way to get through being not human is with each other.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,320 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Caroline F., Tyler L. - Complete
The Circle by Heatherlyy reviews
Sakura meets a younger Kakashi on a reconnaissance mission through time. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,576 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Moon Asked the Crow by Lila2 reviews
When Tyler turns, Caroline is with him every step of the way.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,026 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Tyler L., Caroline F.
Her Santa 'Paws' by xJaackie reviews
It's Christmas Eve and everyone seems to have forgotten about poor Caroline Forbes. Except him, of course... One-Shot Forwood fluff. :3 Guarenteed to make you smile on the roughest of days. "All I want for Christmas is you; vampire-girl." Review?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Caroline F., Tyler L. - Complete
My Own Two Hands Will Comfort You by poseysharman reviews
Caroline decides that Tyler needs a night away from thinking about the full moon approaching. Fluffy friendship ensues
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Caroline F., Tyler L. - Complete
I Get Off by Ditzgirl123 reviews
Caroline can't take Tyler stalking her anymore. She comes up with a creative and slightly naughty way to make him leave her alone.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Caroline F., Tyler L.
Rose by chalantness reviews
"What are you doing here?" Tyler Lockwood stares straight into her eyes. She wants to flinch away. His stare is so cold, lifeless. Alone. "I know." Spoilers of "Rose" 2x08
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Tyler L., Caroline F. - Complete
Against All Odds by BamonBrucas reviews
Alex has came to the end now.. It was their last mission with Nikita.. Division had to end, all members killed.. But could Alex do that? Get Michael killed... Sorry, not good at summaries Michael/Alex
Nikita - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Alex, Michael - Complete
Following Time's Footsteps by Stunning Sunset reviews
During a mission, Sakura is flung back in time shortly after making a deal with Kyuubi. She wakes up in the past in the time of the Yondaime. main pairing Kaka/Saku/Kyuu. may add other pairings, depending on the results of the poll. possible reverse harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 107,949 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Kill All Your Friends by DeathMcGunz reviews
-Complete- Tommy, Tanya, Coleen, and James; four friends, hundreds of zombies and one mustang.
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 64,797 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Complete
All Because of a Text by iBloo reviews
A hilariously sweet one shot. : you will fall off your chair laughing, and fangirl over the ending. some implied pairings. I don't own Naruto or it's characters. I own the idea, so don't take it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
For You by No One Mourns the Wicked reviews
In which Alice returns. AlicexHatter one-shot.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Never Listen to the Author by Waffles7 reviews
Curiosity for Jiraiya's next work led Kakashi to see the author's latest research. Unfortunately, he never thought he get eye full of his former student. Now, Kakashi understood why peeping in bathhouses was frowned upon. KakaxSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Breathing by Chesca Tipton reviews
Why does it always seem so hard to breathe when you've lost the one that matters most? KakaSaku YamaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Sakura H., Yamato - Complete
Simple Worries by ShyRomantic reviews
A short story on Jim and Hannah. Hannah has been with Jim and Selena for almost 3 years now, at 16 she realizes that she's never had her first kiss, and Jim happens to be around. Jim is still with Selena, its a simple innocent story everyone can relax.
28 Days Later - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
The Laws of FanFiction Regarding Haruno Sakura by maliciousqueen reviews
Sakura had some weird things happen to her in fanfiction. Kakashi wants to do the horizontal-tango with her, Akatsuki adopts her and most horrifying of all - Sasuke realises he wants to make babies with her forever! What's a female ninja to do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sakura H.
Indelible by Silksteel reviews
She's a seventeen-year old fugitive civilian; he's a defecting sniper in the US Army. They both take their comfort where they can. TammyxDoyle. Complete.
28 Weeks Later - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Doyle, Tammy - Complete
Bloodlust by Usabelle reviews
Darien, Prince of the Vampires, is the sole heir to the throne of the undead. Serena is a Day Walker destined to have his child. When she forgets her oath, Darien is forced to leave his underground world to find what he has so long been denied...
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,274 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen
An Excellent Hiding Place by Teh Little One reviews
During a dull rainy afternoon at Netherfield Park Miss Bingley decides to initiate a game of Sardines, Bingley, Elizabeth and Darcy agree to participate...what if Darcy and Elizabeth end up hiding together? Set during Elizabeth's first visit to Netherfiel
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Complete
Carters Bad Day by Shippuden Sakura reviews
Randomness but I think its hilarious! Im begging you! check it out! R&R!
Rush Hour - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
Tea Time by DarkestWonderland reviews
When Alice is invited to Tea at the Mad Hatter's, she finally realizes that feelings between she and the Hatter are mutual. Alice/HatterRated M for References
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
It Wasn't Naruto by Shinadagami reviews
It seems that Sakura is under the impression that Naruto has created some sort of technique to fool her into thinking that she's married to Kakashi sensai. She has no idea that what she believes is a joke, is actually real life. I edited chapter one, so
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
One Fine Afternoon by MP1 reviews
On her way back to Konoha from a mission, a perfectly fine conversation goes horribly wrong when Sakura says something she shouldn't have said... KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
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Reunion reviews
Donna's life has returned back to normal or at least that's what she thought. Rated T to be safe
Prom Night - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010
Fate: Diverged Paths reviews
A young group of strangers lives change forever once the dead start to roam the earth, also unexpected love blossoms and sadness along the way. Fate is what brought them together, now it's in their own hands to survive.
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,721 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010
Sacrifice
What happens when you take important people for granted? You realize how valuable they were from the beginning. Follow the story of different peoples survival and losses.
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,222 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010
Shopping reviews
Naruto goes shopping one day to get a present for a special someone and ends up bumping into Alice Cullen! A little of Kakashi thrown in the mix. No pairings sorry.
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Naruto U., Alice - Complete
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