Name: Katie

Music: Punk/Emo/Screamo/Rock (ex: The Used; My Chemical Romance; Green Day; Coheed and Cambria; Death Cab for Cutie; the Killers; Taking Back Sunday, Something Corporate; Dashboard Confessional; Alkaline Trio; Bad Religion; Modest Mouse; Rooney; The Postal Service)

Pet Peeves: Staunch Republicans...well republicans in general...(jk, please don't kill me Kel and Kel's mom!)

Occupation: Part-time student; full time slacker

Me Likey: My friends, music, Arrested Development, writing, acting, singing, LEARNING to play the gui-tar, RFR, indie movies, Jon Stewart, Fuse, and all things that don't annoy me.

I'm a JUNIOR! WOOHOO! I can drive to school!...Sorry, that was out of line...

Quotes:

-Wow, wow, wow. Mom always taught us to curl up into a ball and remain motionless when confronted. That's what I did in high school when I almost got into a fight.
-I think that was about being attacked by bears. (Arrested Development)

-Now that I'm away from Mom, I feel like this is my chance to live. I wanna dance, I wanna make love to a woman, I wanna get a checking account! I wanna know what it feels like to get my face socked in!

-Mom wants me to tell you she doesn't care whether you live or die, but if you're not dead, she would like to see you at the courthouse tomorrow in the blue sweater.
-Dammit! I hate the blue sweater!
-She said it would look nice with the grey pants.
-Dammit! She's right! -I've gotta go stop him.
-And I've got a blue sweater to steam.

-Am I in 2/3s of a hospital room?

-Now, will somebody please have the decency...to punch me in the face.

-She's always gotta wedge herself in the middle of us so she can control everything.
-Yeah, Mom's awesome. Maybe we should call her.

-Is this a business decision? Or is it personal? 'Cause if it's business I'llgo away happily, but if it's personal, I'll go away, but I won't be happy.
-It's personal.
-I am sooo sorry.

-And we're back on track, and we're focused, and...Buster, you can't do that in the snack room, pal?
-Mom told me to stay away from microwaves. And besides, this is gonna be the most bitchingly fast bike in all of orange county.

-I don't know. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb, the doctors said there were clawmarks on the inside of her uterus, but he was her miracle baby.

-Wow. We're just blowing through nap-time aren't we?

-It's like she gets off from being withholding. (Acting like Lucille) Cause I'm a (expletives deleted...and deleted...and deleted some more) Buster! (Expletives deleted even more) YOU OLD HORNY SLUT!
-Well, no-ones gonna top that.

-Life is short, I would give anything to be able to have that again. A family. Nothing else matters.
-MICHEAL!
-It's Mom, hide!

-The cutoffs? Not exactly a turn-on.
-Yeah, what's the deal with the cutoffs?
-You gotta promise not to tell anyone. He's a never-nude.
-Is that exactly how it sounds?
Tobias suffered from a rare psychological affliction of never being able to be completely naked. -I'm sorry I need you to be completely undressed.
-(wearing cutoffs) I am completely undressed. -I thought he just liked cutoffs.
-Me too. All from Arrested Development

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