Ash never really noticed why he never had any baby pictures, or why his mom never talked about his dad. He never questioned why he could understand pokemon so well, either. So, when he wakes up one day, no longer human, he finds himself having to ask some uncomfortable questions.

A psychotic Charmander, a mentally-unstable Umbreon, an alcoholic Treecko and a lot of ninja asskickery from our third-person speaking Scyther. Oh and a genderbending psychic cat for good measure. Yep, no normal here. Redux chapters: 6

Jordan was a man who had damned himself into reliving his tragic past forever. A man without any hope beyond an end. How could feathers and a beak make life any worse? Enter May, daughter of a gym leader, and a rookie trainer. Could the aid of a pokemon powerful beyond her experience be the best thing to have ever happened to May? Or perhaps the deadliest? The Hoenn journey begins.

Being able to interchange between Human and pokemon would be great right? Well not if you're battling pokemon every day, trying to hide your secret wherever you go, while you have to listen to the annoying 10 year old who caught you. Welcome to my life.