I'd just like to take a second to thank anyone and everyone who has read anything I've done! It means the absolute world to me!

The bellow statements were last edited in April of 2015 and were edited again on 1st January 2017. All added bits are in bold :-)

Some assorted facts about an average teenager young adult.

· My birthstone is an Emerald. I'm the most expensive one, lucky me.

· I have been the smallest person in my year since I was about six. One reason why most of my made up characters aren’t much taller then 5”3, after that they are too tall to relate to.

· I’m pale, quite unnaturally so. Once my friends mistook me for a ghost. I was on my drive when she and another friend walked past. It did not help that I was in a white top. It was also night. I waved slightly, and she ran off. In school the day after, she told me she thought I was a ghost, and that is why she began to run, not because she hated me.

· My hair goes down to my lower back was cut to shoulder blade length in December, and is that silly type of brown that isn’t one you find in hair dye’s. My eyes are Disney blue, very bright. Shame about the dark circles that live under them. My nose likes to make a point of being pointy. As I want to be blonde, main characters are often blonde or have friends who are.

· I obsess over many different things. I’ll only briefly name a few (liar!):

1. ABBA – I obsess over this band like you don’t know what. I screamed at prom for about a minute when “Dancing Queen” played, I was so happy. My lucky number is 74, and I want to live in Sweden. I nearly cried when I went to an induction day at the collage I nearly went to. The teacher asked me what musicals I liked, so naturally I said Mamma Mia and Chess. Then he asked me if I wanted to sing like Agnetha, and I hadn’t really thought about it until then, but my answer was immediately yes. He then said the best thing a teacher has ever said to me “We can make you Agnetha”. That was me gone. A friend of mine commented on my 6th form outfit the other day, saying “You look very ABBAish today”. I practically floated around the school for the rest of the day.

2. Monty Python – I always think I was born in the wrong decade. I slip Python references into daily conversations, no one notices. Another musical I said to the collage teacher was Spamalot. I’ve only seen it on you-tube, but it’s playing in February in Birmingham, and we're going to see it! Bonnie Langford is in it, aka a ledgend. When I saw their sketch on Woody and Tinny words, for weeks after I was analysing every word anyone said, judging whether or not it was woody or tinny.

3. Harry Potter –If you want the essay on it, you’ll have to request it. There’s just too much to say. To give you a clue onto how much I adore it, I have Fleur’s wand, the triwizard cup (it lights up!) a stuffed Hedwig and oh I could go on! I don’t really like reading fan fictions about Harry Potter, because they normally always ruin it, making Hermione marry Draco or whatever. No, you just don’t do that! I only read them if an OC is the main character, therefore they won’t destroy any of the other characters.

4. Disney – Again, if you want the essays (there are several) request it. I want to work at Disneyland as a character *cough Alice cough* (although the height thing is an issue), I want to work for Pixar as an animator, I would be the happiest girl alive if I ever got to voice a princess and I have an ever growing collection of Disney soundtracks. My favourite film is Alice in Wonderland, the 1951 version. Don’t ask me my favourite song, I don’t know. Hellfire is my favourite villain song though. I think Frozen is amazing, set back by the music. The songs are great, but the rest of the music is shoddy. What happened to Beauty and the Beast?

5. Alice and The Secret Garden – These two go hand in hand. I have several (liar) Alice related things. Books, toys, a mug, a badge, several other books, the 1951 soundtrack, the Tim Burton DVD, the 1951 video in Norwegian… I could go on. Yes, Alice and me go way back. Basically Lewis Carroll is a genius, and Alice is my life. I like Peter Pan too, not as much though. Everyone should read The Secret Garden and watch the 1993 film… and buy the soundtrack (Zbigniew Presnier is the King of music). I cry to the book, film and music. It’s not even sad! It’s just so perfect. I’ve already planned to get married at Allerton Castle, the place they filmed the movie. To my future fiance, I am ever so sorry.

6. Doctor Who – My god do I love Doctor Who. Favourite doctor? David Tennant, he was my first one and he is just the best, I really like Tom Baker and Paul McGann too. Favourite companion(s)? Amy and Rory Pond (Williams). So sad when Amy and Rory went. Favourite episode? Blink. Favourite villain? Weeping Angels. Nuff said. Peter Capaldi however, not such a fan of...

7. Ascension - Best visual novel ever written, and I highly recomend you go and check it out. and you will be hooked before you know what's hit you! She's now got another site called ImpQueen and it is a must! I mean, I couldn't praise her work enough!

8. Peter Pan - Especially the 2003 film because James Newton Howard is just the most fantastic composer! And every scene is like a work of art!

9. Game of Thrones (books and TV) and Breaking Bad - Just before I turned 18 I had a sudden urge to start reading Game of Thrones. And I am so glad I did! From there I bought the season 1 box set and, although I thought it was unnecessarily graphic in comparison to the books, I really enjoyed it! A very good friend of mine then advised me to start watching Breaking Bad, so I did and OH MY GOD! Things set in the modern day without any kind of fantasy element usually bore me, but this TV series is just phenomenal and I cannot thank him enough for introducing me to it!

So, after that novella, I’ll get onto what I will actually write about. Obviously fan fictions, gold star for figuring out that one. I must warn you, I have never finished a story, and even if I do finish, I’m always editing them because I am a perfectionist, so don’t expect anything to get completed quickly or ever. Some of my fan fictions, are not really fan written, just me using an idea that had wonderful potential, but the end result was bad. I will probably refrain from writing about Harry Potter, but I will make references to it and many other things besides in various stories. Most of my stories are based around romance, I’d love to be able to do comedy, but I’m no Michael Palin. A lot of my characters will be similar in the way they act, but I’m doing my best to be a bit more diverse. I try to give my characters nice names, like Annika and Eliza and Erika and Jane and Alice and Chloe and...

So, I hope you enjoy what little I provide, don’t be offended if I don’t update something, I’m probably in the process of writing the next chapter, but finding what ever I write is really shoddy. I like to keep everything as PG rated as possible. Again, if you want to know more about any of my likes or dislikes, request an essay on them , and I’ll post one if I get more than say 100 requests.

Since we last spoke, I finished my A-Levels, aged up and was accepted into University and hopefully one day you'll see my real name on the big screen under the title of "director". Unfortunately my writing style hasn't improved much since I was 16, which is why you won't see my name under "screenplay by" Haha! And you never know, one day you might be reading fan fictions about my films! I don't need to win any awards, I just need to beat Twilight on Fanfiction to know I have achieved at life! :-)