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Joined 12-01-03, id: 496789, Profile Updated: 12-08-17
Author has written 11 stories for Mario, Soul Calibur, Super Smash Brothers, SSX Tricky, Street Fighter, and Mass Effect.

Name: Dork A. Doofus

Occupation: Dorkiest of Doofuses, Writer of Fan Fictions

Age: Teens somewhere

Gender: I don't know!

Whozit?: He's from the wonderful island of England, full of chavs and off-licenses. His main passions in life are Music and Writing, but his skills have strayed off to writing in the past year, so he fired up his old account and started writing again.

Likes: Mario, Soul Calibur, SSX Series, Fahrenheit, Metal Gear Solid, Super Smash Bros., Street Fighter

Dislikes: Onions

Interests: Acting, Writing, Golfing, Stand-Up Comedy, Captain Birds-Eye

Favoured Partnerships: OtaconxMei Ling, SnakexSamus, RaphaelxIvy, CassandraxStarkiller

Not much of a Bio?: If I could think up of more stuff to say, I would say it, but this Bio has been in dire need of editing, and it needed more stuff removing rather than adding.

Best Genre at writing (according to readers): Humour

Favoured Genres: Humour, Romance, Action

2013 UPDATE:

I really need to bloody update this thing.

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Tales of Evil by mercmanlet reviews
Set in the Zelda universe, the Black Knight from Minish Cap returns and wreaks havoc upon a weakened alliance of kingdoms and tribes, only to succumb to numerous counterattacks - who will survive by the end of it all? Two sides, one victory, many battles.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2007
Mario Goes To Disney World by Super Hyper Mario 128 III reviews
Mario and the gang go to Walt Disney World to celebrate Peach's birthday... but will Bowser spoil the fun for everyone?
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 63,167 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Mario, Luigi
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Speaking Sober Thoughts reviews
Whilst restocking the Normandy's lounge, EDI and Joker come up with the idea to watch what events unfold from their station. A collection of humourous exchanges between miscellaneous crew of the Normandy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013
Visitor reviews
After the destruction of Tabuu, Snake is considered a hero. Despite this, as he lays in hospital recovering, he only ever receives the one visitor at his bedside.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,148 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Solid Snake, Samus A. - Complete
The Chef and the Schoolgirl reviews
Sakura is saved by a masked stranger. They were to become friends in an instant, but will it blossom into something more? What will be the reaction from their friends and allies? SakuraxElFuerte
Street Fighter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,092 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Sakura, El Fuerte
The Golden Couple reviews
Moby and Zoe have been friends for years, but Moby's usual gloating somehow strikes a nerve with Zoe this time around. MobyxZoe.
SSX Tricky - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Complete
Two Days On One Impulse reviews
A two part story based around the Grand Final of the Smash Tournament and around an impulsive action by Samus. SnakexSamus.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Solid Snake, Samus A. - Complete
Thorns reviews
After losing Amy and the Swords that could have created his perfect world, Raphael Sorel must continue living life as a man of honour. Raphael's POV.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Raphael
The Gala reviews
Algol decides to host a Gala, hilarity ensues. Created for comic reasons.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008
Movin' In reviews
A story in between Melee and Brawl where the Veterans deal with the new characters coming into Smash Mansion, but how will they cope? Potential Parings. Chapter 3 Up.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008
MK High reviews
The Mario Gang are in High School and Everythings Changing for their last year... Chapter 16 Up
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,207 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 8/26/2007
Bruce Forsyth goes to the Mushroom Kingdom reviews
Old Brucey gets a phonecall from the BBC to host Gameshows for the Mushroom Kingdom, Hilarity ensue's, WARNING: Overly British Humour
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2007
The Rebellion reviews
Siegfried has to assemble an army of the best soldiers to attack Night Terror's army of souls and stop his conquest on the entire world, but can he assemble it? And will they be able to overpower the army of souls? First Chapter Up
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2007