Ello. :D

Name: Meghan (AKA: Miz)

State: WA

City: Haha, wouldn’t you like to know…

Family: Flipping crazy. My Dad is super strict, Mom is a total pushover, my little sister is an moody teenager who enjoys shitty reality television, big sister is a TOTAL spaz; maybe more than me, which is saying something, and big brother is lazy, but practical. I have a niece and nephew! :D

Friends: HA! what friends?? jk insane. thats all there is to it ^_^

Music: Metal, Rock, Alternative, Punk. Avenged Sevenfold is my LIFE right now. WOOT WOOT!! My Chemical Romace?? HELL YEAH! Gerard Way makes me all... weak in the knees. Mmmm... I love Avril Lavigne, The Used, Breaking Benjamen, Lily Allen, 3OH!3, Ke$ha, Three Days Grace, Flyleaf, and Evanesence

Food: I love food. Who doesn’t? I mostly eat crap tho. Skittles, chips, soda, etc. Probably why I’ve had 11 cavities. …Yeah. I’m not even kidding. Have you seen the size of the shot they give you?! It’s as long as your finger!! O_O I hate getting fillings! The only good part is getting totally stoned while they do it. Lol, you feel like ur floating. Heh, anywho…

TV: My favorite shows are Invader Zim, basically everything on Cartoon Network, Being Human, and Supernatural. I used to be in love with Spongebob, then he became a homo. A really stupid homo. I have absolutely nothing against gay people. AT ALL. In fact, it ticks me off that-! Uh hem. Anyway, Spongebob just got really stupid, k? :D

Anime: Death Note! L is MINE. Soul Eater! Kid is MINE. Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood! Ling/Greed is MINE. a three way would be interesting... *lightbulb* Ouran Highschool Hostclub. Honey is MINE.

Books: Any vampire books, really. I'm open. ^,..,^

Comics: Teahouse (gatta love dat yaoi), and Homestuck

Cosplay: L, Winry Rockbell, Maka Albarn, Sollux Captor, The Signless, Nepeta Leijon

Sexuality: unknown. dun dun DUUUUUUUUNNNN!!! ;) ANTI-HOMOPHOBIC! got a problem? you can suck my attachable d*ck! xoxoxo~!

Hobbies: I enjoy chasing my chickens, writing, reading, drawing, and sleeping.

Sense of Humor: It can get dark, but mainly, it’s kind of… lol. Like I find it freaking hilarious when something ironic happens in Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, but I also think it’s hilarious when some guy accidentally sleeps with his mom or something. Or sick bloody hot homosexual humor! Part of the reason i love Gerard Way so much. Mmmm...

Note: I love cats and ferrets! Oh, and snakes :D FOXES ARE MAI LIFE! :O

-Some of the best scenes and/or quotes of all time! So far...-

“Don’t you touch a hair on that poor girl’s head,” says a voice suddenly, and they turn to see Alastair, standing behind with Ruby and the two big men from earlier. Ruby is sagging between the two men, her stomach bloody. Uriel starts forward. “How dare you come in this room,” he says. “You pussy sore.” “Name-calling,” Alastair says, walking forward too. “That hurt my feelings. You sanctimonious fanatical prick.”
-Supernatural (Ep. Heaven or Hell)

“I’m sorry,” Claire said, and took a deep, trembling breath. “I won’t ask again. Ever. I swear.”

The old man raised his thick gray eyebrows. “Exactly my point. I remove the boy, and I remove any risk that you won’t keep your word to me.”

“Oh, don’t be so harsh, old man,” Myrnin said, and rolled his eyes. “She’s a teenager in love. Let the girl have her moment. It’ll hurt her more, in the end. Parting is such sweet sorrow, according to the bards. I wouldn’t know, myself. I never parted anyone.” He mimed ripping someone in half, then got an odd expression on his face. “Well. Just the one time, really. Doesn’t count.”
-Morganville Vampires, Carpe Corpus

It’s easy to fly. Just jump up, aim for the floor, and miss!

“Say no to drugs! Say yes to tacos!”

Last night, while lying in my bed, I looked up at the stars and thought to myself, “Where the hell is the ceiling?”

Organization is for people who are to lazy to look for things. (AMEN!)

“Oo! An all night drive through! I could murder a cheese burger. Don’t you just love this century?”

“Milady, may I take a ride in your fair carriage?”
“Lord. Just get in!”

Fruitloops are just gay Cheerios.

So I stood there, wondering why that frizzbee was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

What the hell is wrong with you?!

My History teacher called me Feral.

“To defeat my enemy, I must study my enemy, then become my enemy, then move in with my enemy then wear my enemy’s clothes, then-!”
-Dib (Invader Zim, Ep. The Dark Harvest)

“Show no fear. This is me, without fear. …And a 62 pound hall pass.”

“Stupid human propaganda. The very concept of a superior alien species being felled by something as pathetic as germs, is sheer fantasy. Do they really believe that could happen?”
-Zim (Invader Zim, Ep. Germs)

When nothing goes right, go left.

Today at school, I failed a spelling test because I spelled school “P-R-I-S-O-N”

Edward can’t read Bella’s mind cuz she doesn’t have one. Durrr…

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

How could I learn anything if I didn’t eavesdrop?

Of course I talk to myself. Who else can I trust?

Taste the rainbow—eat crayons.

Why do people kill people who kill people to show killing people is wrong?

“Evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb.”
Dark Helmet- Space Balls.

“Glue… very powerful stuff.”
The Blues Brothers.

“You’re smart. I like that in a snack. Er, student. I meant student.”

“You can’t store it. The information flows, flows like blood. I tried to bottle it once, but it doesn’t stay fresh- it doesn’t- who are you again?”

Foreman: I’m not telling a mother, that’s scared out of her mind, that our best shot is a magic trick.
House: It’s not magical, it’s experimental. Like washing your hands after pooping once was.

Thirteen: What about the liver?
Taub: What about her left toe?
Thirteen: ...
Taub: Oh, sorry. I thought we were randomly picking out body parts that had nothing to do with her symptoms.

House: That was pretty cool; what I did. Wanna make out?

Cameron: Scan showed a mass in her pancreas.
Chase: Looks malign. Probably inoperable. I'd give her two months.
House: On the bright side, it still means I was right.

Here's how you play.

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool…
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

1. What is your motto?

Na Na Na- MCR

2. What do your friends think of you?

Intro - Breaking Benjamin (?)

3. What do you think about very often?

I Know How to Say- 3OH!3

4. What is 2+2?

Franklin- Paramore

5. What do you think about your best friend?

S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W/- MCR

6. What do you think about the person you like?

Feu Follet- Manau (French Rap Group)

7. What is your life story?

Animal I Have Become- Three Days Grace (Oh Dear... O_O)

8. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Cemetary Drive- MCR

9. What do you think when you see the person you like?

Eye of the Storm- Bullet For My Valentine (lol)

10. What do your parents think of you?

Born For This - Paramore (Hell Yeah!)

11. What will you dance to at your wedding?

I Never Told You What I Do For A Living - MCR (YESSSS)

12. What will they play at your funeral?

Boots&Boys- Ke$ha (Oh God!)

13. What is your hobbie/interest?

Threshhold- Sex Bomb Omb (?)

14. What is your biggest secret?

Liberate - Disturbed

15. What do you think of your friends?

From the Inside - Linkin Park

16. What is the worst thing that could happen?

Lose Control- Evanescence (Hmmmm...)

17. How will you die?

Voices - Distrurbed

18. What is the one thing you will regret?

PunkBitch - 3OH!3

19. What makes you laugh?

Smile - Avril Lavigne

20. What makes you cry?

Disenchanted - MCR ( :'( )

21. Will you ever get married?

Lion King Theme Song (Don't ask...)

22. What scares you the most?

Earthquake - The Used (Hmmm...)

23. Does anyone like you?

Criminal - Disturbed (I take that as a... no?)

24. If you could go back in time, what is one thing that you would change?

Deja Vu - 3OH!3 (Hmmmm...)

25. What hurts right now?

Hollar Till You Pass Out - 3OH!3 (Okay, these are getting too perfect)

26. What will you post this as?

Black Star - Avril Lavigne (?)

Welp! That was fun. :D Read mai stories now!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... [ * means it applies to me 100% ^_^]
*You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
*You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
*When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
*You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
*You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
*When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
*No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
*People think you have A.D.D.
*You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
*You zone out even with other people.
*You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
*You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
*Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
*You're profile is REALLY long.
*Your computer runs out of memory.
*You can't stop writing!
*Your parents take away your computer, and you almost die. Literally.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.