We're two teenagers (maybe - we could be horny old men...) who are from Australia (look in an atlas). Yes, we do own two wombats called B-1 and B-2 and we ride them to school every day, except when we're riding in kangaroo pouches. We're so uncivilised that we live in shacks and we don't know what the internet is. In fact, we don't even know how to write. In fact, this bio doesn't even exist! (It's all in your head...)

DIE STEVE IRWIN!!!

Random facts:
- We like Terry Pratchett and BtVS
- Snake tastes niiiice :)
- We like coke (as in the beverage)
- Spike is HOT (mmm...spikeburger)
- We're very strange - but not
schtchofrenik YES WE ARE shut up
you
- We can't spell scitzophrenic.

'So many pedestrians, so little time'
'The universe is a figament of its own imagination'