Harry Potter used the one spell on Voldemort that nobody thought to use, taking a lesson from the most useless teacher in stride: Obliviate. Chaos follows, and the Dark Lord has a lot of questions. ACT II: Gilderoy is dumb and the previous Lord Voldemort just wants his snake. Loosely based off of chapter 44 of "101 Names We Could Have Used." This is not to be taken seriously.