Armelle-Madelinehide bio
Author has written 24 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Moulin Rouge, Pirates of the Caribbean, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Bible. Bio: Sarcastic, occasionally dry-witted, more often than not overdosed on coffee to stay awake writer greets you.I am AM, a writer who has been around on fanfiction.net longer than most, despite this being a new-ish profile. A veteran of the 'real person' fic ban, I am eternally grateful no more Orlando Bloom/LOTR crossovers occur. I have written bad-fic, I have written Mary Sues, and hopefully, I'm past the point where MST's of my stuff do not turn up on a weekly basis. I am a grammar fanatic, occasionally confuse myself, and have to rely on the spell/grammar check on my computer. I am English, I will be nasty, and if I come across a you're/your error, I will attempt to dis-embowl. Welcome to my profile. AM |
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Walking the Plank by hereswith reviews
Oneshot. Jack and Elizabeth on the island. Too much rum and a strange conversation.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Complete
Both Sides of the Glass by ErinRua reviews
Two views of a much-anticipated wedding. Norrington and a snifter of brandy, and Jack ... being Jack. Just a bit of cheery fluff from a frivolous muse! Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,312 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
Men Of Our Word by L.M. Griffin reviews
(RE-Beta'ed for Fans!) Norrington faces off with a party, socialite stalkers, and the dread annoying pirate Sparrow. However, as Fate often sees to, things do NOT happen as he plans. (JackNorrington)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,854 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/9/2003
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 2,498 - Follows: 287 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Ripples reviews
Remus's thoughts are disjointed as he thinks about his old friend, brother, lover. They are like ripples, across a lake-side on a summer's day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Switcheroo reviews
When an accidental ‘kiss’ between Draco and Harry triggers a spell on Draco, the two inadvertently switch bodies. While they attempt to work out how to switch –back- they have to teach one another to act more like ‘themselves’. Unfortunately, Draco has Ha
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,490 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Bias reviews
When bashing someone with a stuffed snake means you'll love them forever, even if you have to pay out many Galleons for good Scotch to get them drunk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Draco M.
The Last Supper reviews
Wartime fic. Harry has been captured. Draco Malfoy visits him in his cell the night every hour before he is executed, to gloat, and discuss the War. References to a previous relationship
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Perdition Catch My Soul reviews
But I do love thee. And if I do not, chaos is come again'. Of early-morning meetings, chocolate kisses and declarations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,674 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Heir of Voldemort reviews
AU - instead of taking Harry to his relatives, Riddle, Minister for Magic, adopts the boy, Voldemort taking on an heir. When Harry attends Hogwarts, the truth of his parentage comes out, both who Riddle really is and who the Potters were
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,170 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
To Thine Own Self Be True reviews
In the year '72, Sirius struggles discovering who he is and his orientation, but fearing the reaction of the world around him, he tries to keep it to himself...slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/24/2004 - Published: 2/27/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Fearful Unlucky reviews
(non MS) Temperance is a pirate without a ship who is mistaken for an innocent girl and taken aboard the Pearl. Desperate as she is to find herself a ship and a place to go, she doesn't intend to let the crew harbour any ideas about her potential as a shi
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2004
Mindgames reviews
An innocent from Gryffindor gets caught up in the mind games and manipulations of Slytherin in the battle between the two houses. MF MM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Draco M.
Animus Serpentis reviews
Harry's had a bad summer. Draco's has been worse. Draco is to befriend Harry, as per his mother's orders, to spy for the Dark Lord. But pity only goes so far..While attraction goes further...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Suspicions reviews
Lucius Malfoy's imprisonment in Azkaban meant life as Head Boy for Slytherin Draco became a joke - but his desire for unconfrontation leads the trio to think he's a spy. Hermione investigates, only to find herself drawn to the arrogant Slytherin prat
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,579 - Reviews: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 7/20/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Serpensa reviews
Snape's illegit daughter spends Christmas with her father, when Harry and Hermione meet her. The Durmstrang student appears to have a past, from the scar on her face to the twisted hand. But how does she relate to the Order's quiet?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Trust Not Yet Ye Be Trusted reviews
Harry's sixth year, Voldemort's followers rising, a new DADA professor, two more years of Snape, and a new girl. Pretty normal, really
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,677 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Harry P.
Hide and Seek reviews
When the Weasley cousins arrive at Hogwarts, accompanied by a Black, Snape and (urgh) Malfoy, they discover a mystery from the War has still been unsolved
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Harry P.
Mirror image reviews
Alone in his room, post 'Chamber', Draco contemplates his nemesis, his father, and his place
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Draco M.
My Saviour? reviews
If he waits long enough, he will be forgiven. He will be clean. And whole.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/11/2004
A book of gold reviews
The questions one asks when confronted with the 'laws' of God, and a book designed to comfort, yet destroys so many
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/11/2004
Power reviews
The clear, bright green of the potion indicated that it was perfect. The same colour as the eyes of the girl who came to his rescue, who he loathed on principle'- the musings of a niave boy on power
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/15/2004 - Severus S.
Quadrivium Equitatus reviews
Voldemort's fight has not yet begun, as Harry and Ron discover that one amongst them has turned traitor for reasons entirely her own..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Compassion reviews
Seven people consider compassion, in the aftermath of an event they'd rather not have seen
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/25/2004
The MSA of Tolkien reviews
With anyone decent accepted into the FU's, the MSA begins to take in the dregs of fanfic, and educate them in the true Mary Sue. There will be fangirls, convenient devices, and dangerous Mary Sues. You have been warned
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/24/2004 - Published: 1/12/2004
Suitably Piratical reviews
Jack returns to see Will and Elizabeth having discovered a way lying to treasure. First he has to get back to the Pearl, but Will and Elizabeth decide to join him for a down-right piratical adventure
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/22/2004
Knowledge reviews
He knows. 'I'm in love' He never had her, but for those few, fleeting moments when they were together. Until the end of time
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2004
White Rain reviews
Once Draco becomes one of the Death Eaters, he severs all ties, and his dysfunctional relationship with Harry. But when the ending is not quite so clear cut, Snape steps in. SLASH MPREG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2004 - Draco M., Severus S.