Age:16
Hometown: Smallest incorporated town in Maryland (aka. Hickville)
Looks: Sandy blonde, chubby :-), eyes that are blue and green at the same time, 5'8" (I think, not too sure about that...)
Color: Yellow and Bermuda Waters Blue
Birthday: Feb 15!

(likes)

Movies and Books: Lord of the Rings (books and movies), Potc, Troy, Casablanca, A Knight's Tale, Finding Nemo, Shrek, The Godfather (book and movie, "I'll make 'em an offer he can't refuse"), Harry Potter (books, movies ok), Lemony Snicket

Actors/Actresses:Orlando Bloom (swoon), Heath Ledger, Brad Pitt, Eric Bana, Viggo Mortensen, Whoever played Oliver Wood in HP, Marlon Brando, Clint Eastwood, Humphrey Bogart, Robert Redford, Bernard Hill, Sean Bean, Billy and Dom, Johnny Depp, Liv Tyler, Sandra Bullock, Julia Stiles, Julia Roberts (I actually met her once, she filmed a movie in 'Hickville' at my church, I was an extra! Runaway Bride)

Music: Dashboard Confessional, Yellowcard, The Spiderman-2 soundtrack, anything Elton John (he's amazing! go listen to Funeral for a Friend!) some Story of the Year, Nirvana, Black Eyed Peas, the new Killers song

Fanfiction: The Noble Platypus, Cassie Claire's Very Secret Diaries, mst fic at veryverygay.com, Bagenders Episodes,

Other Stuff: cold corn for breakfast, green tea, Winterfresh, my doggies, the Men's Olympic swimming events (who doesn't like watching athletic guys swim around half naked?)

Characters: Legolas, Aragorn, Sam, Merry and Pippin, Frodo, Gandalf, Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Fred and George Weasley (I LOVE them in the 5th book!), 'Her-my-own-ninny' and Ron, Paris, Hector, Achilles, Lancelot, Arthur, Morgan le Fey, Don Vito, Don Michael, Will Turner, Cap't Jack, Edward Scissorhands, Frank T. Hopkins

Dislikes: Ketchup, any other condiment, John Kerry, spiders, Mary Sues, freshmen (I have to admit, I was a ravaging, crazy, perky freshman too, there are 9th graders and there are freshmen, I was a freshman :-( ), Cho Chang

Quotes:
"Have gotten revenge on him by telling all my men Gandalf is wearing fishnets under white robe. First one who snaps his garter gets to snog Legolas. Who wields the flame of Arnor now, you poncy tosser?" -The Very Secret Diary of Theoden

"I want to be a rat, they scurry around in sewers and go like this *rubs fingers on nose, sticking out teeth*" -my friend Laura while slightly tipsy on a road trip, well, that was the best excuse for her behavior we could come up with

"Water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink," Amanda, on another road trip, while extremely thirsty and looking at the Chesapeake Bay during a thunderstorm

"Culinary??? As in Culinary Cancer??" -Lauren, in homeroom, when someone told the teacher a girl was at the Culinary Vo-Tech center

"Men are haunted by the vastness of eternity. And so we ask ourselves: will our actions echo across centuries? Will strangers hear our names long after we are gone, and wonder who we were, how bravely we fought, how fiercely we loved?" -Troy

Read:
Anything and everything by The Noble Platypus on this site!
Everything on the Bagenders site, start with the Episodes,

The Very Secret Diaries,
Mst fic at veryverygay.com
The Mellon Chronicles
Troy in 15 minutes

I believe that you should be able to make fun of the things you love. :-)