Me:
-Blonde. :) that would explain the wierd behaiver, eh?
-5 foot 7
-in luv with Johnny Depp!!!!! And Orlando Bloom!!! And viggo Mortensen!!
-uh... i am a gurl who lives in Canada! Canada kicks ass!
--my elvish name is Artanis Sáralondë! Isn't that pretty?
--my hobbitt name is Rosie Burrows! heh heh...

Faves:
Color- blue and black and orange
Food- All food. food is good.
Movies-
Benny and Joon (that is one of the best movies i have ever seen. I laughed so hard! OH OH! And you know how Sam makes girrled cheese sandwiches on the ironing board? Well... I was so obbsessed, that I tried it! it didnt work too good... but they were yummy! lol...)
PotC (like u hadn't figured that out...)
LOTR (all 3)
Robin Hood (all of them)
Chocolat (another of my Johnny Depp movies!!)
Whats Eating Gilbert Grape ... and lots more.
Stuck on You. (Awesome movie!!)

Quotes- here u are. There are lotsa them.. so be prepared.

"Oh, look! I'm seeing pink elephants!" -My mom of all people... hee hee. She was drinking a kalua and coke or somthing, and we were watching Dumbo with my little brother, and you know the part when Timothy Mouse and Dumbo get drunk and see pink elephants? Well, my mom told me the story behind that... heh heh. Apparently in the 60s when people got drunk, the term people used was that they were "seeing pink elephants". Lovely to put in a kids movie eh? one of the reasons I luv Disney. They put some adult humor in kids movies... hee heee hee.

"It's good. But not my favorite." Roux

"I want to die peacefuly in my sleep like my grandpa. Not screaming and yelling like the passangers in his car." - heh heh. my friend's msn name

"Hello. I see my assassins have failed." -My friend's sister's msn name!! heh heh

"I'm just a poor boy, nobody luvs me! He's just a poor boy, nobody luvs him." -My friend was singin' that the other day. Really strange... :)

"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, what do we do? We swim. Swim. Swim." - Dory frum Finding Nemo

"Are you my concience?" "Yes Dory. We havn't talked in a long time." -Dory and Melvin frum Finding Nemo

"Wuv. Twoo Wuv." -The dude off of The Princess Bride. I luv that guy. hes SO funny!!!!

"SWEET!" "DUDE!" "SWEET!" "DUDE!" "SWEET!" "NO. What does myne Say???" "DUDE!" -- Hee hee hee. i luv that movie. The 2 dudes frum Dude, wheres my car?

"Oh Bother." -Winnie The Pooh

"Where's Your mannerisms?"- Me

"I donno who he is... But I think he's G-A-Y" Makenzi. Sorry all u people who dont get it. Inside joke... Hee hee hee...

"I can not answer that question, on acount that I do not know the answer." Me! heh heh.

SECRET WINDOW (OMG!!!!! That movie totally ROX my SOX!!!!!)
Mort: I just killed a mirror.
Mort: And my shower door.

John Shooter: Thought you didn't smoke.
Mort: I took it up recently, for my health.

Ted: Maybe I should take a walk around the block.
Amy: Yes, that'd be good.
Mort: Aw heck, Ted, live a little - make it two. Rubbernecker.

Mort: [after talking to Shooter he lays back down on the couch] Now where was I?

Ted: You and I are going to have a little talk.
Mort: Oh, I'm in trouble.

Mort's Agent: No monster's up here.
Mort:Did you check under my bed?
Mort's Agent: Yeah, even in your toy box.

Mort: Gee Ted I'm sorry you had to miss that. I know how much you like my things.

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN

"But WHY is the RUM gone?" - My fave pirate dude! Jack Sparrow!

"A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!" -Jack

welcome To the Caribbean, luv!" - Captain Jack Sparrow. (Again. lol)

"The man who did the waking buys, the man who was sleeping, a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking." Again... Cap'n Jack Sparrow!

"Well! I’m actually feeling rather good about this. I think we've all arrived at a very special place, eh? Spiritually…Ecumenically…Grammatically? [to Norrington] I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that. Elizabeth …it would never have worked between us, darling. I’m sorry. Will …nice hat. Friends! This is the day that you will always remember as the day that" – [falls over battlement]- Once again, our special pirate... Jack SParrow!

Will: Jack! Where's Elizabeth?
Jack: She's safe, just as I promised; she's going to marry the commodore just like she promised, and you're going to die for her just like you promised; so we're all men of our word, except for Elizabeth, who is in fact a woman.

Barbossa: First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement, so I must do nothin'. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the Pirate's Code to apply, and you're not. And thirdly, the Code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner.

Elizabeth: Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal.
Barbossa: There be a lot of long words in there, miss. We're naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?
Elizabeth: I want you to leave and never come back.
Barbossa: I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no."

Jack Sparrow: [after Will draws his sword] ] Put it away, son. Its not worth you getting beat again.
Will: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?

Jack: If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.

"Its bad luck to have a woman on board, even a minature one." - Gibbs! isnt he just a sweetheart? Ok.. maybe not... but still! :)

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest...Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid" - Guess who?

Barbossa: How did you get off that island?
Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

Pirate: I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain.
Elizabeth: You like pain? Try wearing a corset.

Jack: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these?
Will: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day.
Jack: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?

Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north,
[looks at Jack's sword]
Norrington: and I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack: Ah, But you have heard of me.

Jack: Where's the medallion?
Elizabeth: Wretch.
[attempts to slap him]
Jack: [grabs her wrist] Ah, where is dear William?
Elizabeth: Will!
Will Turner: Elizabeth!
Jack: Monkey!

Jack: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?

Barbossa: Why thank ye, Jack.
Jack: You're welcome.
Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack.

Jack: Stop blowing holes in my ship!

Jack: Now as long as you're just hanging there, pay attention.

Elizabeth: Whose side is Jack on?
Will: At the moment?

Pintel: No reason to fret, just a prick of the finger, a few drops of blood...
Twigg: No mistakes this time. He's only half Turner, we spill it all.
Pintel: I guess there is reason to fret.

Will: This is either madness... or brilliance.
Jack: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.

Jack: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?
Will: I'd die for her.
Jack: Oh good. No worries then.

Jack: "It must have been terrible for you, Jack. Must have been terrible." Well, it bloody is now.
[Seeing Norrington's ship off shore]
Jack: There'll be no living with her after this.

Will: She goes free.
Barbossa: What's in your head, boy?
Will: She goes free.
Barbossa: You've only got one shot and we can't die.
Jack: Don't do anything stupid.
Will: You can't.
[points gun at his own throat]
Will: I can.
Jack: Like that.

Barbossa: [talking to Will Turner] Who are you?
Jack: No one. He's no one. Distant cousin of my Aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch.

Mullroy: Hey, you. Get away from there. You don't have permission to be aboard there, mate.
Jack: I'm sorry. It's just... it's such a pretty boat... ship.

Murtogg: This dock is off-limits to civilians.
Jack Sparrow: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.
[Jack makes to continue but is blocked by Murtogg and Mullroy]
Jack Sparrow: Apparently there's some sort of high-toned and fancy to-do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen, such as yourselves, did not merit an invitation?
Murtogg: Someone's got to make sure that this dock stays off-limits to civilians.
Jack Sparrow: It's a fine goal, to be sure. But it seems to me... that a ship like that one, makes this one here seem a bit superfluous, really.
Murtogg: Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough. But there's no ship as can match the Interceptor for speed.
Jack Sparrow: I've heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable: The Black Pearl.
Mullroy: Well, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor.
Murtogg: The Black Pearl is a real ship.
Mullroy: No, it's not.
Murtogg: Yes it is, I've seen it.
Mullroy: You've seen it?
Murtogg: Yes.
Mullroy: You haven't seen it.
Murtogg: Yes, I have.
Mullroy: You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?
Murtogg: No.
Mullroy: No.
Murtogg: But I have seen a ship with black sails.
[Jack quietly slips passed them unnoticed]
Mullroy: Oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you're telling me?
Murtogg: No.
Mullroy: Like I said, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor.

Lt. Gillette: Don't worry, miss, he's already informed of that. A little mermaid flopped up on deck and told him the whole story.

Jack Sparrow: No. Not good. Stop. Not good. What are you doing? You've burned all the food, the shade, the RUM.
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won't see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith ?
Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies.
Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
Murtogg: I said no lies.
Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth.
Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
Jack Sparrow: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

Jack Sparrow: You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you are well on your way to becoming one: sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga, and you're completely obsessed with treasure.

Jack Sparrow: ...and then they made me their chief.

LORD OF THE RINGS

heh heh. In the 3rd LOTR book, I luv what Merry says when he first wakes up after being really sick. "I'm hungry. What time is it?" heh heh!

Elrond: Nine companions, so be it. You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring.
Pippin: Great. Where are we going?

Frodo: Go back, Sam. I'm going to Mordor alone.
Sam: Of course you are. And I'm coming with you.

Pippin: What's that?
Merry: This, my friend, is a pint.
Pippin: It comes in pints?
[In low voice]
Pippin: I'm getting one.

Aragorn: Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall.
Pippin: What about breakfast?
Aragorn: You've already had it.
Pippin: We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?
Merry: I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
Pippin: What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?
Merry: I wouldn't count on it.

Bilbo: I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Gandalf: Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee. Have you been eavesdropping?
Sam: I haven't been droppin' no eaves sir, honest. I was just cutting the grass under the window there, if you'll follow me.
Gandalf: A little late for trimming the verge, don't you think?
Sam: I heard raised voices.
Gandalf: What did you hear? Speak.
Sam: N-nothing important. That is, I heard a good deal about a ring, and a dark lord, and something about the end of the world, but please, Mr. Gandalf, sir, don't hurt me. Don't turn me into anything... unnatural.

Pippin: Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of... mission... quest... thing.
Merry: Well, that rules you out, Pip.

Gandalf: If in doubt, Meriadoc, always follow your nose.

Elrond: Men? Men are weak. (but not women... lol. i dont think thats what he meant... but hey.)

Gimli: I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox
Haldir: The dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark.

[While being chased by Farmer Maggot]
Merry: I don't know why he's so upset. It's only a couple of carrots.
Pippin: And some cabbages. And then those three bags of potatoes we lifted last week, and... and... the mushrooms, the week before.
Merry: Yes, Pippin, my point is, he's clearly over-reacting. Run.

Frodo: Before you came along, we Bagginses were very well thought of.
Gandalf: Indeed?
Frodo: Never had any adventures or did anything unexpected.
Gandalf: If you're referring to the incident with the Dragon, I was barely involved. All I did was give your uncle a little nudge out of the door.
Frodo: Whatever you did, you've been officially labeled a disturber of the peace.

Sam: Hey. Mr. Frodo's not going anywhere without me.
Elrond: No, indeed. It is hardly possible to separate you, even when he is summoned to a secret council and you are not.

Gandalf: Frodo suspects something.
Bilbo: Of course he does, he's a Baggins, not some blockheaded Bracegirdle from Hardbottle.

Gandalf: I once knew every spell in all the tongues of Elves... Men... and Orcs.
Pippin: What are you going to do, then?
Gandalf: Knock your head against these doors, Peregrin Took! And if that does not shatter them, and I am allowed a little peace from foolish questions, I will try to find the opening words.

Frodo: I am Frodo Baggins, and this is Samwise Gamgee.
Faramir: Your bodyguard?
Sam: His gardener.

Pippin: It's talking, Merry. The tree is talking.

Sam: What we need is a few good taters.
Gollum: What's taters, precious? What's taters, eh?
Sam: Po-tay-toes. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish.
Sam: Even you couldn't say no to that.
Gollum: Oh yes we could. Spoilin' nice fish. Give it to us raw and wrigglin'. You keep nasty chips.
Sam: You're hopeless.

Gimli: It's true you don't see many dwarf women. In fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for dwarf men.
Aragorn: It's the beards.

Treebeard: We have just decided.
[Merry and Pippin lean in]
Merry: Yes?
Treebeard: I have told your names to the Entmoot, and we have decided you are not orcs.
Pippin: Well that's good news.

Gimli: It's all right, it's all right. Nobody panic, that was deliberate. It was deliberate.

Treebeard: I always liked going South, somehow it feels like going downhill.

Gimli: What's happening out there?
Legolas: Shall I describe it to you... or would you like me to go find you a box?

[During the Battle of Helm's Deep, Gimli has killed an Uruk-Hai warrior]
Gimli: Legolas. Two already.
Legolas: I'm on seventeen.
Gimli: What. I'll have no pointy ear outscoring me.
Legolas: [shoots two more arrows] Nineteen.

Gimli: Talking trees. What do trees have to talk about, hmm... except the consistency of squirrel droppings?

Eowyn: How old are you anyways?
Aragorn: ...
Eowyn: 60?... 70?... 80?...
Aragorn: 87

Legolas: Final count, 42.
Gimli: Well that's a right fine number for a young elven princeling. But I am sitting pretty on a score of 43.
[Legolas takes out an arrow, and shoots the orc Gimli is sitting on in the stomach]
Legolas: 43!
Gimli: He was already dead!
Legolas: He was twitching.
Gimli: He was twitching because he has my AX BURIED IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM!

LOTR: ROTK

Smeagol: ...and take it for ME.
Gollum: For us.
Smeagol: I meant for us

Witch King dude... what ever he was...: You fool. No man can kill me. Die now.
Eowyn: I am no man.

[after Legolas single-handedly takes out an Oliphant and its drivers]
Gimli: That still only counts as one

Gimli: I never thought I'd die side by side with an Elf.
Legolas: What about side by side with a friend?
Gimli: Aye. I could do that.

Sam: What're you doing? Sneaking around are you?
Gollum: Sneaking? Sneaking? Fat hobbit always so polite. Smeagol leads them to secret places that no one else can find, and they say sneak. Sneak? Oh very nice, friend, oh yes Precious, very nice.
Sam: Alright already. You just startled me is all. What were you doing?
Gollum: Sneaking...

Frodo: You can't help me anymore.
Sam: You can't mean that.
Frodo: Go home. (OMG!! I cried at that part! Boohoo..)

Gorbag: I'm gonna bleed you like a stuck pig.
Sam: Not if I stick you first. ((GO SAM!!))

Sam: You can't go walking through Mordor in naught but your skin. (Heh. I might not mind so much if it were Orlando Bloom. Hee hee.)

"Are you really going to drink that vile drink?" Kitty (refering to the beer she just took from him, eric, fez, and kelso) off of that 70's Show "Not if you dont give it back." - Hyde. I LUV that show!!!

"Ok kids, I've got a hangover. Who knows what that means?" Jack Black frum School of Rock
"Doesnt that mean your drunk?" A kid
"No, it means i was drunk yesteeeeerrday..." :)

BENNY AND JOON
"You're out of your tree!" - Benny
"It's not my tree." - Sam (OMG! I LUVED THAT MOVIE!!!!(benny and Joon))

Sam: How sick is she?
Benny: Oh, she's plenty sick.
Sam: Oh. Because you know, it seems to me that, aside from being a little mentally ill, she's pretty normal.

Joon: Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese.

Benny: You can't bet a human being!

Joon: You can't throw him out, I won him!

Joon: She was given to fits of semi-precious metaphors.
Benny: She's a housekeeper, Joon, not an English professor.

Joon: Did you have to go to school for that?
Sam: No, no, I got thrown out of school for that.

Sam: Thanks for the couch. Um... Mike made me sleep under the sink.

Sam: Mommy? (OMG!! I luved that part sooo much!!!)

Joon: He can really cook, can't he?
Benny: Yeah, although for grilled cheese, I might use the wool setting.
Joon: That's what I told him.
Benny: Really? What did he use?
Joon: Rayon. Silk would have been too soggy. Cotton would have...
Benny: Would have burned it.
Joon: Right. Fortunately, he consulted me before giving it steam. I was four square against it.

GREASE

Danny: Oh that's cool baby. You know how it is, rockin' an' rollin' an' what not

Sonny: When a guy picks a chick over his buddies, something's gotta be wrong. Come on, guys let's go for some pizza.

Frenchy: I wish I had a guardian angel to tell me what to do. You know like Debbie Reynolds had in "Tammie." What do you think?
Waitress: If you find him, give him my phone number.

Kenickie: A hickey from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card, when you only care enough to send the very best.

Principal McGee: Blanche, do you have the schedules?
Blanche: Yes Ms. McGee, I just had my hands on them.
Principal McGee: Oh good, they'll be nice and smudged.
Blanche: Oh here they are. If they would have been a snake they would have bitten me.
Principal McGee: Blanche, these are the schedules we had for last semester. Maybe next year you'll find the ones for this semester.

Yes, as you can tell... I have wwwaaayyy to much time... :D

My fave songs!: (in no paticular order)
Fat Lip
Figure you out
Toxic (sorta... when I'm in a happy mood.. ^_^)
Sex & candy (Thats an awesome song!!!!!!!!!)
Bitch
A toast to Men (heh heh!)
Billie S.
My United States of Whatever
She F*ing hates me
Why dont you and I
May it be (Off the LOTR: TT the song that is on while the credits are playing)
Stacy's mom
Boys of Summer
Bully
Time of you life
In too Deep
Without me
My daddy's gone crazy
Barney's on Fire (That song ROX!!!!)
Another Postcard
The Ol' Black Rum
Everything
Perfet
I'd do anything
I'm jsut a kid
Addicted
Hold on
Girls and Boys
Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
Miss independant
Trouble
Hott in herr
Angel
Wasnt me
Fighter
Why dont you get a job
Give up the Grudge
Numb
Follow me
So far away
Jack & Diane
And lots more! ^_^