Recently disgraced, James Norrington wants nothing more than oblivion, but it's a six month voyage from Tripoli to Tortuga and every voyage has its perils. And this one has a perilous captain. **MAJOR EDITS IN PROGRESS. Please read the version at archiveofourown because it's better than this one right now!**

The events from Heart of Gold have far reaching consequences, both for the people on Deadwood, and the crew of Serenity.

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Crossover with Doctor Who.

Howl Jenkins lives near Cardiff. Torchwood lives in Cardiff. Howl does magic. Torchwood finds magic...

Ian and Barbara are getting married. The Doctor attends. All ten of him. Plus companions. Chaos ensues.

He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...

The Doctor and Donna have a clash of wills in ancient Rome. Season four casting spoilers.

Captain Jack, Captain Jack and a bottle of Captain Jack. Doctor Who crossover, set preBlack Pearl.

Grace Holloway never expected to see the Doctor again. Certainly not like this. Spoilers for season 3 and season 4 casting of New!Who. Starring Ten, Donna, Martha and, of course, Grace.

Elizabeth and Norrington. Three ways the story could have gone. Spoilers for At World's End.

Captain Jack Sparrow is a wily captain and a feared pirate. He is a skilled swordsman and a cunning thief. He commands the fastest ship in the Caribbean. However, nothing could ever have prepared him for complications that arose one night in Tortuga...

Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.

Still, his favorites were the science fiction books, rocket ships and aliens and other planets. cameron centric.

Red. It's red he remembers from that moment on: the red of her dress, the scarlet fire of last minute flowers. Red, like that lipstick she wears that drives him insane, like the printed tabs on the folders she'd handed him what now seemed a lifetime ago.

McKay gets another visit from Sam in the infirmary, but this time it’s a little…different. McKayWhale. Seriously. CH 8 NOW UP!

Broca Fic. O'Neill didn't stop Carter in the locker room. Now what? Not sappy or sacharine. Now done with Argos for good!

Inara sees more than anyone realizes.

General O'Neill is sent on a nice relaxing dipolmatic mission in the U.K. Of course there's bound to be trouble when he runs into a murderous cult called the Death Eaters, who've some how gotten their hands on alien technology. SG1xHP REVIEW!

A season 2, continuation of the story that started in season one, in which Commander Adama and President Roslin find themselves involved. WARNING: Contains SPOILERS for Season 2 through Home Part II.

In response to some people: Yeah, no DUH I'm not Cleolinda, I wish i was. This is a tribute to her.

Somehow, Vala always had a way of getting underneath his skin. Spoilers for S9

Among the weaponry and other items sent with Colonel Everett by Stargate command, surely they would have included mail. I imagine these letters and tapes lay in the bottom of one of the containers waiting until their owners can claim them...

COMPLETED! Inspired by LOTR VSD. Fun parodic fic of what goes through the SGA character's minds by episode. ShepWeir.

Time after The Incident.Crowley and Aziraphale have gone their separate ways but what happens when they are thrown back into working together again?eventually A&C slash but mostly just more of the same insanity that goes along with the Apocalypse.

Laura Roslin contemplates the meaning of "Case Orange".

Tired of being abused by Sues and their authors, Gimli and Boromir decide that for once they will get revenge. ON HOLD

Alternate ending to Desperate Measures: What if Sam had managed to escape on her own without the team finding her?

He escorted her through the portal of the restaurant, wishing that he could be escorting her through the event horizon forever and ever.

COMPLETED. Jack O'Neill receives a latenight call from his teenaged clone. Is there really trouble at the high school or is the teen just bored and looking for attention? The answer surprises them all.

He is ashamed to see her eyes, dim with tears; when she cries, it brings the world to its knees inside this wreck of iron and rust. It would bring Simon to his knees, when he must stand.

Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)

Some disturbing revelations lead Maud Moody to question the basis for her trust in Snape, while an unexpected crisis forces her to make a decision that could change both their lives.

Flashing hair and a captivating stare...What are Mary Sues made of? If you're a dedicated canon-lover, the answer may not be pretty... (Complete. Sequel: Trapped As A Mary Sue II)