Sapphira is one of the most sought after whores on Tortuga,and likes a challenge.So when she is challenged by a friend to seduce any man,it seems like the perfect combination to chuck in Messers Sparrow and Turner.

Legolas falls into earth... right in my backyard! What do I do? well, obviously, I kick him in the shins and RUN! Unfortunately, my rabid fangirl friend is staying over at my house, and she makes me take him in... what chaos will ensue? Rating for mild la

this is the middle earth they DIDNT show in the pictures... tolkien never saw it coming. a bit ooc. i suck at summarys, read the first chappy to see if you like it. please.

It has been a year since Titanic sank and Rose still has dreams of her time on it with Jack. Rose now has Jack's child- Josephine but is finding it hard to cope when money runs out R&R