maxie has pretty much the biggest hard-on for archie when he's in that dumb wetsuit. i mean, look how stupid it is with its weird zipper thing, its stupid buttcape, how skintight it is, how it outlines all of archie's muscles… yeah it is pretty stupid. also maxie makes decisions he regrets. [ hardenshipping, Maxie x Archie, Maxie/Archie, all that fun stuff ]