Welcome traveler. Undoubtedly you have come here quite by accident. Don't worry, the back button will allow you to leave this place, you are not the first to come here nor will you be the last (nobody would ever read this otherwise)but if you want you can sit by the fire and listen to a story. Please note the fire extinguisher and the emidiate exits located here and here for your convenience should the fire go out of control again. And please make sure you don't fall in like the last one.
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Name: Spinner of tales
Real name?: No, though its alot more mystical and inpressive sounding than my actual one.
Likes: just about anything that doesn't try to kill me, and a few that do!
Dislikes: closemindedness, religious fanatics, my damn spelling!
Job:Wandering acrobatic trickster plotting to uncover and puiblisize every secret file by the government
Real job: Not saying...
Things to do: plan an escape from prison, cause mayhem, break into a pixi stick factory and avoid prison to begin with.