Invader Derp
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Joined 04-16-16, id: 7750544, Profile Updated: 05-21-16
Author has written 14 stories for Invader Zim, and Web Shows.

Hello I'm Invader Derp, and somehow I'm worse than Zim. (Guy in the back): How is that possible? (Me): Anyway I'm a new author. I'll primarily work on IZ stories.

FACTS ABOUT MEH!

Fave Show: Invader Zim

Fave Modern Show: A combination of Steven Universe and Teen Titans Go! just kidding, SU and Amazing World of Gumball

Other Modern Shows I like: Harvey Beaks, Clarence, Adventure Time (When it's not being a metaphor), Regular Show ( When they aren't doing the romance plots).

Old Shows I liked: Invader Zim, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Powerpuff Girls (Dun. Dun. Dududuudun.), Doug, aaaaaand CatDog.

Fave Old Network: N-N-Nick-Nick, Nickelodeooooon.

Fave Modern Network: Cartoon Network, or CN.

Modern Shows I Hate: Teen Titans Go!, Breadwinners, Sanjay and Craig, Pig Goat Banana Cricket, Problem Solverz, and Fanboy and Chum Chum.

INVADER ZIM QUESTIONS!

Favorite Character: Gir, obviously.

Favorite Episode: Either NanoZim or Parent Teacher Confrence.

Least Favorite Episodes: Bolognius Maximus (I know but the ending was super awful, and the plot was stupid.), Pilot.

Favorite Irken: Zim, although Purple is very close.

Least Favorite Character: I don't really know, but it would probably be... I can't do it every character is good.

OC CHARACTERS!p

Riddy- Summary: Some random bad boy (Not the sterotypical handsome one) at Skool. IZ OC

Derp- Summary: The only Irken worse than Zim. He tries to destroy Zim because he stupidingly thinks that destroying him wouldn't make him the worst invader anymore. IZ OC

Billy- Summary: Some guy who works everywhere. Universal OC

Favorite Fanfic Genres

Invader Zim-

Anti-Gaz: A lot of the authors for this genre are pretty good. And I like Gaz paying for her misdeeds. And a weird thing is I'm a Gaz fan but I like this genre, weird. Favorite Author of this Genre: Zim'sMostLoyalServant.

Trues: One I made up, these fanfictions are ones that try to stay true to the show, I often make Trues. Favorite Author of this Genre: It really isn't popular so really I can't say one.

Humor: Mean who doesn't like a good laugh? Favorite Author of this Genre: The only reason I like this genre is I make it, I might find one some day.

Can't find no more.

Quotes

GIR:"IT WAS ME! I WAS THE TURKEY ALL ALONG!" Zim: "I was wondering what that turkey was doing there." - Invader Zim

Buttercup: "Only fat sissies take baths!" *Buttercup walks away* Bubbles: "I'm not fat..." - Powerpuff Girls

Gumball & Darwin: "Dodododo commercial break!" - Amazing World of Gumball

(Favorite GIR Quote Winner) GIR: "Your progress has been stupid, your methods are stupid, your intelligence is stupid!" - Invader Zim

(Favorite Gaz Quote Winner) *Dib takes Gaz's pizza* Dib: "Oh yeah! Thanks, Gaz! Don't wanna starve to death while saving the world." Gaz: Let it be known from this day until the end of this day, vengeance will be mine! Dib, you will not know the meaning of peace for I shall rain misery down upon your pizza-stealing heart!" - Invader Zim

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Eye Spy by Invader Johnny reviews
Dib learns the hard way not to interrupt on an enemy's "alone time" or anyone's time for that matter because there will be consequences to his actions, maybe even karma.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/14/2018 - Published: 6/13/2016 - [Gaz, Zim] Dib, Computer - Complete
For Better Or For Worse by Invader Johnny reviews
Prequel to "I Had A Smeet Once" Before Zim and Gaz were married, he had to pop the question, what does he do? He leaves Gir behind as a diversion for his Gaz-Beast, a babysitting job she deeply hates but ultimately leads to a much bigger reward.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,282 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/25/2016 - Published: 6/15/2016 - [Zim, Gaz] Gir - Complete
Malk by SoostheMoos reviews
Lisa Loud wakes up early
Loud House - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2016 - Complete
At The Height Of Something by Invader Johnny reviews
Zim and Gaz are known to be stubborn, that's no mystery, neither of them will back down even on the most mundane of things... In this case... Who is the taller of the two?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2016 - [Zim, Gaz] - Complete
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GIR and the Zim reviews
The Invader Zim-ized version of the Pinky and the Brain theme song.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2016 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Dark and Insane Adventures with Zim and Others: Season 3 reviews
Yup I renewed it for a 3rd Season eh? Time for some random stuff.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,968 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 6/9/2016
The Karma Circle: Pizza Bet of Doom reviews
Dib bets that Gaz can't eat pizza for a whole month, Gaz accepts this bet. But soon she'll realise this is much worse than it sounds like... Inspired by the famous Dibsthe1's "The Karma Circle" stories. DISCONTINUED!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/29/2016 - Published: 6/24/2016 - Dib, Gaz, Prof. Membrane
It's A Crappy Life reviews
When Dib visits a museum, he is teleported into the future where things are, well, different if you could say. YUP THIS IS A ONESHOT FOLKS! Rated T for the authors notes, but the story is general K.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/19/2016 - Dib - Complete
True Prankster Gangster reviews
When Purple Shep gets plastic surgery, Pink Sheep realizes how bad it was making fun of his son all those times. YUP THIS IS A ONESHOT FOLKS!
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2016 - Complete
Gaz the Sweetheart reviews
When Gaz buys a product from a store that will send her to an alternate reality whenever she sleeps in the same room with it, she is sent to an alternate reality where she is a sweet angel and is constantly tortured.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/15/2016 - Gaz - Complete
ZaGr reviews
BECAUSE IT'S TOTALLY NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE! As a response to "Anime Fanart Making Emotional Teenaged Girls," making romance fics all the time, Invader Derp decides to parody the oversaturated pairing in these derpy oneshots. Will Zim succeed into getting Gaz's heart? Probably not, but maybe yes, maybe...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/12/2016
Gaz, Taster of Pork reviews
AU of Gaz, Taster of Pork. When Dib accidentally casts a spell on Gaz making food taste like a pig for her, Dib tries to get Gaz back to normal. YUP THIS IS A ONESHOT FOLKS!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2016 - Complete
Zim the Alien reviews
AU of the Series. Most things are the same, just the storyline is different and has a story ark rather than be episodic. Dib is a 12 year old obsessed with paranormal, always being labeled as a freak and a weirdo, who believed in anything. But one day Dib believed in another thing. Zim being an alien, which he was of course. The story starts off the day Zim DISCONTINUED!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 6/5/2016 - Zim, Gir, Dib, Gaz
Dark and Insane Adventures with Zim and Others: Season 2 reviews
We're back baby! In the new season! Let's enjoy and have a good time. Please follow it if you like it and review.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,366 - Reviews: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2016 - Published: 5/10/2016 - Complete
Noobs of Noobcraft reviews
When Ms. Bitters teaches a lesson about the dangers of the internet, Zim thinks of his next evil plan to destroy Dib.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/3/2016 - Published: 5/11/2016 - Zim, Dib - Complete
A Talk With God reviews
Basically what it sounds like. Gaz has rejected God her whole life. Well God decided, "NUH UH BRA!" So he does exactly what you can guess. YUP THIS IS A ONESHOT FOLKS! Rated T for Gaz's dirty little mouth.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/30/2016 - Gaz - Complete
Gaz's Really Bad Day reviews
When karma happens to Gaz for her sinful ways in the past, she learns that her way of life is a bad way to live life. YUP THIS IS A ONESHOT FOLKS!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/12/2016 - Dib, Gaz, Prof. Membrane - Complete
Dark and Insane Adventures with Zim and Others: Season 1 reviews
I decided to make a series with all the shots in one big story with multiple chapters, If season 1 is successful I'll do another one of these, 10 chapters per season. This idea is based off from Zim'sMostLoyalServant's idea. UPDATE: If the story's ratings keep being good. It'll be definetly worth a 2nd season!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,454 - Reviews: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Complete
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